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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:48 pm

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Yo, fuck that shit.

Kamps' birthday is in May. Let's do this!

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:49 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Yo, fuck that shit.

Kamps' birthday is in May. Let's do this!

I just did the online ticket thing and they gyped me out of 2 extra dollars. wtf? I'd better win now...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:50 pm

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How many picks do you have altogether?

I have 4, but I'm about to run down and get 10 more.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:51 pm

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I would give a lot of money away...probably half of it. And pretty much do whatever I wanted for the rest of my life. I'd likely build a studio compound somewhere and record bands all day.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:51 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

It's crazy that everyone knows what goes on there and the place has been open forever. Those bribes they hand out must be nice. Real nice...

They get busted regularly. Then they open back up a week later.

I love the shots of guys getting taken out of their in handcuffs with their heads down

Really? I've never heard of one raid taking place there. Are there any articles or anything?

Yes, I cut them out. Ill show you next time you're over.

But, Ive seen it on Fox chicago News a couple times.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:53 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Yes, I cut them out. Ill show you next time you're over.

jerk

I'll bring your chair over which I still have for some reason...

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:55 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

How many picks do you have altogether?

I have 4, but I'm about to run down and get 10 more.

I had to put $5 in my online account ( :roll:

). I tried to play a set of numbers and it kept telling me that the game wasn't available. It finally worked but then I noticed the account was debited 3 bucks. I went back and they gave me a dollar back. I'M WINNING ALREADY!

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:56 pm

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Yeah, I can't do the online thing since I live in Indiana. Would've been much more convenient than standing in the long line I just stood in.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:58 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Yeah, I can't do the online thing since I live in Indiana. Would've been much more convenient than standing in the long line I just stood in.

I just can't do the standing in line thing. This is the first time I've really ever played the lottery. I like to save my money for hookers. Which brings us back to the subject of Arnies. Who's in?

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Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:59 pm

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Illinois is the first state to allow customers to buy lottery tickets online. You know those stories are out there with news crews doing live shots from places like convenient stores prior to tonight's drawing.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:01 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

I like to save my money for hookers. Which brings us back to the subject of Arnies. Who's in?

Kamps' birthday is May 27th. We can do this on Saturday the 26th. I'm being dead serious.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:02 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

I like to save my money for hookers. Which brings us back to the subject of Arnies. Who's in?

Kamps' birthday is May 27th. We can do this on Saturday the 26th. I'm being dead serious.

I thought that Arnie's got shut down.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:03 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

I like to save my money for hookers. Which brings us back to the subject of Arnies. Who's in?

Kamps' birthday is May 27th. We can do this on Saturday the 26th. I'm being dead serious.

We can definately do something. I'm pretty sure Arnie's won't be involved. My wife says I can only go when shes with me...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:05 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

My wife says I can only go when shes with me...

Interesting...

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:06 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

I like to save my money for hookers. Which brings us back to the subject of Arnies. Who's in?

Kamps' birthday is May 27th. We can do this on Saturday the 26th. I'm being dead serious.

We can definately do something. I'm pretty sure Arnie's won't be involved. My wife says I can only go when shes with me...

The more the merrier.

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Chris_in_joliet

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:09 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

I like to save my money for hookers. Which brings us back to the subject of Arnies. Who's in?

Kamps' birthday is May 27th. We can do this on Saturday the 26th. I'm being dead serious.

We can definately do something. I'm pretty sure Arnie's won't be involved. My wife says I can only go when shes with me...

Man up already

Jesus

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What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:12 pm

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Seriously though, we've never been to that one before. Just heard some crazy ass stories.

I'm all for a good lap dance but I wouldn't fuck anything in that place with CubbieGirl's dick...

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spanky

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:14 pm

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:

Man up already, Jesus

First you insult all of the people all on the south side, now you call Jesus Christ a wimp?

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:53 pm

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:

I think he is used to balls on his chin not his neck.

I forgot to add that I would buy a suped up truck that looks like your delivery truck and pay you and Cairo to crime fight together. The truck would have all modern forms of crime detection and rocket boosters that opened from the side. I think a few days of survelliance would help you two to work things out.

Now for an appropriate uniform...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:55 pm

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I'd fight crime with him but he has to stay 10 feet away from me at all times.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:56 pm

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My guy Frajent says he has the hookup at Atlantis. Never been, but I hear good things. And it's very close to home...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:57 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

My guy Frajent says he has the hookup at Atlantis. Never been, but I hear good things. And it's very close to home...

Alright then, it's all set.

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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:59 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

Chris_in_joliet wrote:

I think he is used to balls on his chin not his neck.

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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:01 pm

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Hank Scorpio

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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:43 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

My guy Frajent says he has the hookup at Atlantis. Never been, but I hear good things. And it's very close to home...

Alright then, it's all set.

Need a token white guy?

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Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:49 pm

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spanky wrote:

Chris_in_joliet wrote:

Man up already, Jesus

First you insult all of the people all on the south side, now you call Jesus Christ a wimp?

North Siders: :lol:

Athiests:

South Siders: :shock:

Spanky:

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Eaglo Jeff

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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:57 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

My guy Frajent says he has the hookup at Atlantis. Never been, but I hear good things. And it's very close to home...

That place is on my way home from work. Never been there. I had free passes once but didn't use them.

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I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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Chris_in_joliet

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:02 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I'd fight crime with him but he has to stay 10 feet away from me at all times.

Is that the length of your purse strap?

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

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spanky

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:41 pm

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Ok dude. Let it go. There will be more chances in the future.
Do I seriously need to talk to your wife about this?

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Killer V

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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:27 am

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I always thought it'd be fun to be able to stop when I saw one of those thermometer-looking fundraising meters. Then walk in, ask them how much they're trying to raise, and write them a check on the spot to cover it.

But fate, being a fickle bitch, apparently doesn't want me to be able to do that.

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