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PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:17 pm 
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When the risk of penis surprise is 60% or higher you just don't take the chance.

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She's gonna need some tits and ass too. She's straight up and straight down.



Are we sure she isn't taping the boobs down?

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I'd rather hit that chick that think she looks like Nicki Manaj.

That's not a sacrifice. She actually looks good. Too easy.

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Since Terry thinks that "something is wrong here", what does he propose be done about it?


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When the risk of penis surprise is 60% or higher you just don't take the chance.


60% is a little too cautious. I usually use the 73% rule...

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Darkside wrote:
penis surprise

How is that prepared?

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Since Terry thinks that "something is wrong here", what does he propose be done about it?



Give her the 'ole M ick Dundee...

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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She's gonna need some tits and ass too. She's straight up and straight down.



Are we sure she isn't taping the boobs down?


That would be some pretty amazing tape but since it is also used to tape back her wang, I would say it is possible.

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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Since Terry thinks that "something is wrong here", what does he propose be done about it?



Give her the 'ole M ick Dundee...

Id rather give her the ol' Mi ck Foley


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I'd let her throw me around.

You like to take hard bumps anyway.


I like it stiff like a Terry Funk punch.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
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penis surprise

How is that prepared?

Almost saw one happen at that bar next to Subterranian after that pA show a couple years back.

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Darkside wrote:
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How is that prepared?

Almost saw one happen at that bar next to Subterranian after that pA show a couple years back.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I heard about that. I was busy not throwing up.

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Since Terry thinks that "something is wrong here", what does he propose be done about it?


According to him it is a part of him being a "reporter" ( :roll: :lol: ) that demands he go on a public forum and declare this person a man and to say that "something is wrong here" and then go and make up a story about him talking to Carl Lewis at the Olympics about Flo Jo juicing, having a mustache and being a man...

Oh brother, Terry, time to hang it up, pal. You are being a giant piece of shit....do you not have any relevant thoughts to contribute? Or is this the best you can do whilst skimming some blogs 10 min. before the show starts? Did your "guy" leave you a answering machine message about this? Good to see Jason/Matt, and even to an extent, BernSTINE let Terry go off and make a fool out of himself.

This is pathetic, even for Terry and that's saying something.


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I'd rather hit that chick that think she looks like Nicki Manaj.

That's not a sacrifice. She actually looks good. Too easy.

No, I'm referring to the picture that IMU posted.


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It hurts me to agree with you on this SomeGuy, but I do.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:28 pm 
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It hurts me to agree with you on this SomeGuy, but I do.


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Is she a morphodite?

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He keeps backtracking and saying "I don't know..." but then continues to say she might be this or might be that and "something is wrong."

But he doesn't know, he's just saying...

The alleged caller who said "dis morhpodite" isn't much different than they are.


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He keeps backtracking and saying "I don't know..." but then continues to say she might be this or might be that and "something is wrong."

But he doesn't know, he's just saying...

The alleged caller who said "dis morhpodite" isn't much different than they are.


He's an idiot.

Did they mention any of this garbage on the 2nd Half?


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Terry: "And there's this Heat thing down there, ya know, I,I,I mean I watch it and sometimes, I, I'm puzzled are you puzzled?"

Guest: "Uh, I......" <Cut off by Terry>

Terry: "I mean, I sometimes watch it I'm like, uh, yeah, what was that? Do you feel that way, uh, when you watch it?"


Oh geeze.


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Uh oh, Dan's one of those "you only get one cookie and that's it" dads, huh.

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Terry just said he's never had the astronaut ice cream, then the next sentence said "yeah, I've had it and love it." Check his ears for brain leakage.

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Terry just said he's never had the astronaut ice cream, then the next sentence said "yeah, I've had it and love it." Check his ears for brain leakage.


If you plugged that leak it would be like closing the barn door after all the animals got out.


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SomeGuy wrote:
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Since Terry thinks that "something is wrong here", what does he propose be done about it?


According to him it is a part of him being a "reporter" ( :roll: :lol: ) that demands he go on a public forum and declare this person a man and to say that "something is wrong here" and then go and make up a story about him talking to Carl Lewis at the Olympics about Flo Jo juicing, having a mustache and being a man...

Oh brother, Terry, time to hang it up, pal. You are being a giant piece of shit....do you not have any relevant thoughts to contribute? Or is this the best you can do whilst skimming some blogs 10 min. before the show starts? Did your "guy" leave you a answering machine message about this? Good to see Jason/Matt, and even to an extent, BernSTINE let Terry go off and make a fool out of himself.

This is pathetic, even for Terry and that's saying something.


Wow! T's my guy but claiming cred as a reporter is seriously fucking lame. Geraldo lame. If that's the case he ought to fess up about his own experiences looking down the front of female athletes under the guise of conducting an interview. Blatantly staring at their crotches gets creepy amongst the press box inhabitants, just ask Art Thiel.

The appeal these two have enjoyed is that one used to be a world class journalist and the other is a great attorney who is smarter than any reporter, and both renounced their claims to fame to pioneer their own brand of radio sports entertainment. For Terry to pull a Star Jones is disappointing, or unlike Star who has no memory of law school, Terry should tells us of his past suspicions proven valid from his own investigative efforts.


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Terry just said he's never had the astronaut ice cream, then the next sentence said "yeah, I've had it and love it." Check his ears for brain leakage.


He also said he's never made a prop bet on a Super Bowl (after Dan said he's never done it) which I find very hard to believe.


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Yesterday was one of the best shows I've heard in a long time.

Today.....not so much. They can't all be winners, I guess.

Goff's presence seems to be missed...

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Yesterday was one of the best shows I've heard in a long time.

Today.....not so much. They can't all be winners, I guess.

Goff's presence seems to be missed...


I wouldn't know, I PTFB around 2pm when they, yet again, dragged out the Bull's are in big trouble, all fans are retarded, all white Bulls fans are retarded meme. Bad.

Today was bad....sadly there have been far more bad shows than good shows for a while. They have had a good run for a lot of years, easily one of the best shows on sports radio in those years....but Kids hypothesis is correct in that they have been on the decline for a while now. The hopes and dreams of the ALS as well as there not really being any other sports radio program on ESPN to compete has allowed them to occupy there once lofty perch....

Oh the horror!

Our radio hero's need to huddle up and figure it out.


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I think they will find that rahm boy is a magician with no substance just like his former boss

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