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jimmypasta

Post subject: CSFMB worthy news: Hooking in the burbs

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:03 pm

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MY GOD,EMNA...WHAT IS THAT THING ON YOUR LIP?

Two California women were arrested and charged with prostitution over the weekend through an Arlington Heights police sting.

Carrie Senados, 20, of Temecula, Calif., and Emna Fejzic, 20, of Spring Valley, Calif., were arrested at 8:45 p.m. March 30.

Police found the pair through an advertisement on Backpage.com, a website similar to Craigslist that also lists escort services, and sets up a meeting at a hotel on the 2100 block of South Arlington Heights Road.

The women offered their combined services for $200 for one-half hour and a discounted rate of $300 for the hour.

They were arrested at the hotel and taken into police custody. Their court date is May 4.

Senados and Fejzic could not be reached for comment.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: CSFMB worthy news: Hooking in the burbs

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:05 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

Way to expensive, seriously. You should at least get a 50% discount because of the obvious herpes sore.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: CSFMB worthy news: Hooking in the burbs

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:22 pm

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Nas

Post subject: Re: CSFMB worthy news: Hooking in the burbs

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:48 pm

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spmack

Post subject: Re: CSFMB worthy news: Hooking in the burbs

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:53 am

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You might as well go to Arnies for half of that price, and the chicks looks better than this. And there's no worry of getting arrested, because the police already know

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: CSFMB worthy news: Hooking in the burbs

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:55 am

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spmack wrote:

You might as well go to Arnies for half of that price, and the chicks looks better than this. And there's no worry of getting arrested, because the police already know

Handy andys at Jimmy's are a dime a dozen!

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: CSFMB worthy news: Hooking in the burbs

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:09 am

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: CSFMB worthy news: Hooking in the burbs

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:09 am

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

Which one? Bumpy or Sleepy?

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: CSFMB worthy news: Hooking in the burbs

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:09 am

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

-6

FIXED!!

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: CSFMB worthy news: Hooking in the burbs

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:10 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

Which one? Bumpy or Sleepy?

Combined z-score.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: CSFMB worthy news: Hooking in the burbs

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:11 am

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spmack wrote:

You might as well go to Arnies for half of that price, and the chicks looks better than this. And there's no worry of getting arrested, because the police already know

May 26th. It's on and poppin'.

I need to think of an excuse to tell my girl though.

Edit: I'm joking.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: CSFMB worthy news: Hooking in the burbs

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:12 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Edit: I'm joking.

boooooooooo

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: CSFMB worthy news: Hooking in the burbs

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:14 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Edit: I'm joking.

boooooooooo

If I was dating some bustdown, it wouldn't be a problem. But I done found me a good woman. I ain't fucking that up.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: CSFMB worthy news: Hooking in the burbs

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:15 am

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And I should clarify, although I know the prices I have never made any deals, besides for one lap dance.

She tried to sell me into more ("just let me pull it out and you'll change your mind") but I'm too handsome to be paying for ass :wink:

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: CSFMB worthy news: Hooking in the burbs

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:16 am

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Kid.

You. Me. Bumpy. Sleepy. $199.99 dollars (American). A 12-pack of Coors Light Hard Tea. Hacksaw Jim Duggan's 2x4. A Sharpie marker. Family Feud on a closed-circuit television (Steve Harvey's, not that other dude). 17 pixie stixs. A leafblower. A night-lite. Goodnight Moon. One sleeping bag.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: CSFMB worthy news: Hooking in the burbs

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:16 am

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spmack wrote:

but I'm too handsome to be paying for ass :wink:

But you ain't too pretty to pay for pussy.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: CSFMB worthy news: Hooking in the burbs

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:17 am

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

I'll see you Saturday.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: CSFMB worthy news: Hooking in the burbs

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:18 am

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spmack wrote:

but I'm too handsome to be paying for ass :wink:

You should post that on facebook under your next bathroom mirror pic... :wink:

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spmack

Post subject: Re: CSFMB worthy news: Hooking in the burbs

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:18 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

spmack wrote:

but I'm too handsome to be paying for ass :wink:

But you ain't too pretty to pay for pussy.

Not at all.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: CSFMB worthy news: Hooking in the burbs

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:19 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

spmack wrote:

but I'm too handsome to be paying for ass :wink:

You should post that on facebook under your next bathroom mirror pic... :wink:

Greg Oden vibe...

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: CSFMB worthy news: Hooking in the burbs

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:20 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

spmack wrote:

but I'm too handsome to be paying for ass :wink:

You should post that on facebook under your next bathroom mirror pic... :wink:

Ooohh yeah! that facebook picture was a thing. All that was missing was a toilet with a big ropy turd in it. :lol:

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: CSFMB worthy news: Hooking in the burbs

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:21 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

If I was dating some bustdown, it wouldn't be a problem. But I done found me a good woman. I ain't fucking that up.

I hear you. Jus playin'.

Unless you really want to go....

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: CSFMB worthy news: Hooking in the burbs

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:22 am

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Quite a bit of this shit still goes on in Joliet near the riverboat.

I mean... not that... not that I would know....

Fuck.

I just like playing the loosest slots in the burbs.... wait... NO, I LIKE PLAYING BLACKJACK.

Pretend I didn't say anything.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: CSFMB worthy news: Hooking in the burbs

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:23 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

If I was dating some bustdown, it wouldn't be a problem. But I done found me a good woman. I ain't fucking that up.

I hear you. Jus playin'.

Unless you really want to go....

If I were still with the chick I dated last year, I'd be like "Hell yeah!" Shit, I'd probably even pay for a full service oil change too.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: CSFMB worthy news: Hooking in the burbs

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:23 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

spmack wrote:

but I'm too handsome to be paying for ass :wink:

You should post that on facebook under your next bathroom mirror pic... :wink:

When you finally decide after 12 years to lift weights, you would want to show a pic, too.

I hate you all, now.

I honestly didn't know so many people pay attention to that. I've gotten a few texts and FB messages about that....some ladies I haven't heard from in years.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: CSFMB worthy news: Hooking in the burbs

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:24 am

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

SLUTBOX

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: CSFMB worthy news: Hooking in the burbs

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:25 am

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spmack wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

spmack wrote:

but I'm too handsome to be paying for ass :wink:

You should post that on facebook under your next bathroom mirror pic... :wink:

When you finally decide after 12 years to lift weights, you would want to show a pic, too.

I hate you all, now.

I honestly didn't know so many people pay attention to that. I've gotten a few texts and FB messages about that....some ladies I haven't heard from in years.

There's a thread out there somewhere with about a full page of people ripping you for that. I think you may have missed that one. :lol:

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: CSFMB worthy news: Hooking in the burbs

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:25 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

If I were still with the chick I dated last year, I'd be like "Hell yeah!" Shit, I'd probably even pay for a full service oil change too.

Really though, I can't understand how any of the guys who go there would ever have sex with those chicks. Even with a rubber or two...

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:25 am

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spmack wrote:

I honestly didn't know so many people pay attention to that. I've gotten a few texts and FB messages about that....some ladies I haven't heard from in years.

Yeah, I saw some of those responses. I must say, the ladies love them some you.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:26 am

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spmack wrote:

When you finally decide after 12 years to lift weights, you would want to show a pic, too.

Damn...

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