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Post subject: Texas church expects crowd of 30K for Tebow’s Easter sermon

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:54 am

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Posted by Michael David Smith on April 6, 2012, 10:48 AM ED

Tim Tebow will deliver the Easter sermon on Sunday at the Celebration Church in Georgetown, Texas, and the expected turnout is one more indication of Tebow’s enormous popularity.

The church told local TV station KVUE that it’s erecting bleachers on its 60-acre outdoor space for what it expects to be a crowd of as many as 30,000 people.

“Obviously it’s our Super Bowl,” said Joe Champion, pastor at the Celebration Church. “Easter is the resurrection of Christ, which we celebrate in our faith. We feel like it’s going to be a testimony to the community. We want it to be a family event.”

Tebow recently got a mani-pedi (first time I’ve ever typed that phrase) to get himself ready for the festivities, but Pastor Champion wants to make clear that it’s not all about glorifying Tebow.

“There will be the sacredness of Easter,” Champion said. “It’s not a Tim Tebow show. It’s not about a celebrity. There’s really only one celebrity that we are going to honor and highlight.”

I don’t think he’s referring to Mark Sanchez.

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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:56 am

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They will need that many people to push away the stone at the cave opening.

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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:57 am

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I bet that they could get twice as many if he did an Easter Semen instead.

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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:01 am

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Darkside wrote:

I bet that they could get twice as many if he did an Easter Semen instead.

SO MY FRIENDS TO ME TO THE PARK ON EASTER, AND THERE WAS THIS ROPE, AND I STARTED CLIMBING IT, AND IT WAS REALLY DIFFICULT, AND THEN I STARTED FEELING FUNNY, AND I GOT SCARED, BUT I KEPT CLIMBING, AND THEN I GIGGLED, AND MY SHORTS GOT ALL WET AND WEIRD, AND THEN I CLIMBED DOWN, AND THEN WE WENT TO GET ICE CREAM, AND THEN WE LOOKED FOR EASTER EGGS

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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:03 am

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Darkside on a roll !!

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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:15 am

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

Darkside wrote:

I bet that they could get twice as many if he did an Easter Semen instead.

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Darkside wrote:

I bet that they could get twice as many if he did an Easter Semen instead.

I'm hosting one on Sunday night. Damn skippy.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Darkside wrote:

I bet that they could get twice as many if he did an Easter Semen instead.

I'm hosting one on Sunday night. Damn skippy.

Punching holes in Cadbury Eggs doesn't count.

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I'm sure this will be discussed at great length by our fading Radio Hero's on Mondays show...

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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:18 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Darkside wrote:

I bet that they could get twice as many if he did an Easter Semen instead.

I'm hosting one on Sunday night. Damn skippy.

Punching holes in Cadbury Eggs doesn't count.

This is why I'd love to staple gun your forehead.

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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:20 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Punching holes in Cadbury Eggs doesn't count.

This is why I'd love to staple gun your forehead.

I am going to replace your Whoppers Eggs with colored bird poop

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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:12 pm

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that might be better.

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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:32 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Punching holes in Cadbury Eggs doesn't count.

This is why I'd love to staple gun your forehead.

I am going to replace your Whoppers Eggs with colored bird poop

Why they gotta be colored birds?

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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:41 pm

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I could have taken my vacation to Texas this week, but no, I chose next week and will miss the Tebow sermon! Oh what could have been.... :lol:

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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:32 am

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how 'bout eggs?

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