Spaulding trying to get all manly and bully some people in this thread.

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You get spaulding all worked up and she'll take some mean spirited sideswipes. And she says people would say she knows nothing about feminity. Pish posh.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Is this a mancard approved phrase?

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I don't really see myself that way. I've never been ambitious enough to be a real "Alpha male". But I think there is a certain way of carrying oneself that's masculine and I don't really think it's something one thinks about consciously.

With specific regard to this discussion, I'm not a particularly handy guy and my girlfriend's ex-husband was Mr. Fix-It. She'll occasionally question me because I don't repair garbage disposals. I would guess I assert my manliess by not giving a fuck.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

You're fuckin a right.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Oh god......

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Hank, its Daniel Aloicious Bernstein.

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If you have a hydraulic jack and an impact wrench, then it shouldn't take more than 10 minutes. If you are using the crappy jack that came with the vehicle, and removing the lugs with a tire iron, it will take longer.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

This is why women should not be allowed at Augusta.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Esquire

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We may have a winner right here.

You are wrong. There was no mean spirit here. You are manly and do manly things. You fix things and buy new microwaves. Hunting is consider manly. You probably wouldn't get a manicure. Just saying, it is more of a measure of machismo than masculinity, IMO. Is that wrong? Should I not be in this conversation?

I think the manliest thing possible is to not care about your manliness.

I demonstrate my manliness by going weeks at a time without bathing and scratching myself in public. Spaulding, you wanna come over tonight?

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I like you timmy.

No, I wouldn't get a manicure.

Sure you belong in this conversation. I don't think a conversation where a man's macho is questioned is complete until a woman defends him.

Now if you ask me if you should be driving or voting...

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I like to repair small appliances while hunting deer with only a pocket knife. Then I make sure I order a Miller Lite so the hot bartenders dont make fun of me for drinking the 'other' light beer.

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Oh boy spanky, do I ever!



Interesting thought...What are some more of your manly rules?

I find that Train lyric about the guy's "untrimmed chest" quite odd.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I find guys quoting Train fairly un-manly.

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What about Mister Mister?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Just quote Johnny Cash to make up for it.


BTW, John Wayne was gay, right?

THE HELL HE WAS!!!!!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

John Wayne was so straight he would bang gay guys to turn them straight. That's why the gay population exploded after he died.

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Man rules... ok here goes.

When your TV goes out, check the cables first, or another tv, don't just call the cable company. Don't be afraid to check a breaker box panel, it's there for you and me. It's ok to own a cat it you got it while in a relationship with a woman and she's not there to refute the claim that it's "her" cat. You should know how to use a hammer, screwdriver, drill and pliers. When someone asks you if you're a god you say "yes". Men know that drinking more beer simply makes us more charming and witty and attractive. You should know to check for obstructions if something like a garage door does not operate properly. I think that sharpening an axe or a lawnmower blade is a simple home repair. Never feed a mogwai after midnight. Never ask which team is playing, only what the score is. You throw the fucking ball with one hand. Changing a tire on the side of the expressway with people flying past you at 85 miles an hour is a risk you take getting into your car. Carry a small pocketknife, it may save your life! Know whether to go on three like one two three, or if it's one, two, three, go. Know how to make manly cocktails, like a martini or an old fashioned, and also some girly crap in case you got a broad over and you're trying to get laid. Buying ballcock and putting it right into place isn't gay. Dykes aren't always lesbians, and needlenoses aren't always nerds. If you kill your own dinner, unzip it and clean it too, and if you want to put the line in the water, be prepered to bait it or take your harvest off the line. There's more. I'll think about it later. Got a final to study for here.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Gayer still.

Spandau Ballet = not gay

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Cmon JORR. The Quiet Man was obviously an allegory for stifling screams due to man on man action.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don