Yes! More manswers, please!

Sorry but I cannot give you cat. You are going to need to turn in your card.

When some of you are tired...do you sit to pee?

If I'm really drunk at home or at a friends house I will sit to mitigate the poor aim.

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Not my cat. When I'm tired, I've been know to employ the one hand on cock one hand on the wall behind the toilet lean over. Also works when there's a pee with a boner situation.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Worst situation ever. There is no way to win in that scenario. You just have to accept the fact that a good portion of urine is getting on your bathroom floor.

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That cat is in your house! You have a cat! Not manly. You can be saved if these are answered yes...maybe.

Can you grow an epic beard?

Have you stopped a purse snatcher?

Have you ever been in a lumberjack contest?

Do you know how to weld?

Do you have a huge scar on you body that has a good story? It should involve a bear or large piece of metal.

Do you have a trophy or medal from a log cabin restaurant that was awarded for eating 48 oz of meat or more? Bonus points if the dinner only cost $9.99 and included a build your own potato bar.

Do you make yum yum noises before you eat beef jerky?

If I wake up in the middle of the night, damn right I'm sitting down to pee every time. No way I'm turning on the light.

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Nah, for boner-peeing I do the "no hands, step back about a foot from the toilet and then slowly step up as the stream weakens" method. Gotta be real precise, otherwise I'm pissing on the floor. It has taken me years to perfect this method.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Yes. No, but I stopped a burglary at my neighbors house. I haven't been in a lumberjack contest. I can weld. I have a couple good scars, one involves a piece of metal. No food trophies because Sizzler didn't give them out, you'd only get "the nod" from then on when you come in.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Other ways to lose...

Fruity drinks
purse holding
liking a chick flick
any sort of hair trimming
engaging in baby talk or cutsie nicknames with your girlfriend or spouse

More to follow...

Okaaaayyyy......

You are in the minority on this one. Most womenz don't like all that mess.

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Spaulding likes em musky.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Evidently.

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Even on the head and face? That seems excessive...

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I have a tremendous scar on my upper right thigh. I have been asked about it by every girlfriend I have ever had.

When I was twelve years old I was obsessed with Evel Knievel. There was an empty lot near my house that had a huge ditch in it. I built a ramp and prepared to jump the ditch on my bike. I put on a Bears helmet I had. Man, I was ridiculous. I brought my friend Mike so somebody would see my moment of triumph.

I hit the ramp as fast as I could and flew through the air. I thought I had it made, but the back tire caught the lip of the ditch and I bounced all over before crashing down in the hole. It was like Evel at the Caesar's Palace fountains. On the way down I flew up off the bike but I was able to keep my hands on the handlebars. When I came back down I missed the banana seat and landed on the sharp and rusty little fender. That's when I tore open my leg. Mike went home and left me lying in the ditch. Ya gotta have friends!

I was too afraid to tell my mom because I knew I would get in trouble. Now that's pretty manly. However it is somewhat mitigated by the fact that I used my sister's bike: a Schwinn Li'l Chick.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Dumbass cracker

edit: OKC beat me to the punch

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This explains so much about Kamps

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I have a scar beside my eye from getting kicked in the head while playing rugby...bitches

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I made a much bigger man back down from a physical threat from me in the parking lot after a sox game.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I have impregnated a woman many times

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Was it the girls' rugby team? Were you the waterboy? I would pay to see you involved in an athletic competition.

BTW I like a perfectly shorn scrotum as much as the next gal. But it's not manly to manscape. You are manly. Manly men have high levels of testosterone and will grow hair. Your woman should deal with it!

Tell us what went down!

I earned a letter in high school. I played rugby against teams like Navy, Maryland, Notre Dame and Georgetown. Damn right you would have paid to see me compete.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

No shit? You've got the fire and passion. I could see the toughness and fun for you but cannot picture you being athletic. You seem nerdy in some ways. A kind of a fly under the radar guy but in a lot of things and clubs. Hmmmm. Let's hear your manly rules too.

+1

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

I'm a grinder.

You know what Betty Childs found out about us nerds.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

That rape is ok if done on a moon simulator?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Was that rape? I thought it was just a case of mis-identified penus.

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No that was definitely rape


Add it to the other 80's movies crimes

Cobra Kai attempted murder
Mi ck killing Scott's mom and bragging about it in Teen Wolf