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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Doritos Loco taco

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:34 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Demolition Man is pretty much the greatest movie ever made.

Didn't Wesley Snipes win an Oscar for that?

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: Doritos Loco taco

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:45 pm

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spanky wrote:

Even though I haven't had Taco Bell in years and I will hate myself for weeks afterward, I pretty much have to try this thing right?
THIS IS THE TACO THAT SAVED FAST FOOD!!!

I haven't had one either but I am definitely feeling some pressure to get my ass over there and
buy half a dozen this weekend.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Doritos Loco taco

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:49 pm

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You can add these (and the Valcano) tacos to the list of fast food items the easily eclipse the original. Like the Jalepeno Sliders at White Castle or that Angry Whopper they had at Burger King for a while...

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: Doritos Loco taco

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:58 pm

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I had one last night. Basically a hard shell taco with the shell tasting slightly like a dorito.....meh, keep it for the 30 cents increase or give me volcano tacos.

I had a beef combo burrito as well. Can never go wrong with those, unless you have the flu before consuming.

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Post subject: Re: Doritos Loco taco

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:04 pm

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Eaglo Jeff wrote:

I had one last night. Basically a hard shell taco with the shell tasting slightly like a dorito.....meh, keep it for the 30 cents increase or give me volcano tacos.

Contrarian.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: Doritos Loco taco

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:07 pm

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Contra Taco....that will be my next band name.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Doritos Loco taco

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:11 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Northside_Dan wrote:

Cool Ranch would be better.

MY GUY!!!

My Taco Bell Guy told me on good authority that they'll be coming out with Cool Ranch soon. It's next.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Doritos Loco taco

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:12 pm

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Eaglo Jeff wrote:

Contra Taco....that will be my next band name.

Lets quit while you're ahead.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: Doritos Loco taco

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:16 pm

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Management must've been contrarian when they got rid of the Chili Cheese Burrito..........fuckers! :evil:

Used to love that item more than anything.

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: Doritos Loco taco

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:19 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Northside_Dan wrote:

Cool Ranch would be better.

MY GUY!!!

My Taco Bell Guy told me on good authority that they'll be coming out with Cool Ranch soon. It's next.

For the next one, they should do the Taco Flavored Doritos for the shell. The result would be Taco flavored Tacos, which would in fact taste even less like tacos than Taco Bell's regular old tacos. Then they should change their slogan from 'Think Outside the Bun" to "Edible Absurdism."

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Doritos Loco taco

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:20 pm

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Eaglo Jeff wrote:

Management must've been contrarian when they got rid of the Chili Cheese Burrito..........fuckers! :evil:

Used to love that item more than anything.

When they say "For a limited time only," they mean just that.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: Doritos Loco taco

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:23 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Eaglo Jeff wrote:

Management must've been contrarian when they got rid of the Chili Cheese Burrito..........fuckers! :evil:

Used to love that item more than anything.

When they say "For a limited time only," they mean just that.

That thing was around for years, then they snipped it.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Doritos Loco taco

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:35 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

spanky wrote:

Even though I haven't had Taco Bell in years and I will hate myself for weeks afterward, I pretty much have to try this thing right?
THIS IS THE TACO THAT SAVED FAST FOOD!!!

Well according to Demolition Man, Taco Bell wins the "Fast Food Wars" and becomes the lone restaurant in the very near future. Better to be out in front of things, I always say....

Are you telling me that the Doritos Taco is the beginning of the change to a Demolition Man type society? If so I really need to buy more seashells.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Doritos Loco taco

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:37 pm

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I also just busted my head open after fainting upon hearing the news that Cool Ranch would be next. I'm covered in blood and I dont care, I'm thinking about how amazing the Cool Ranch Doritos Tacos will be.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: Doritos Loco taco

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:40 pm

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I'd rather buy a bag of doritos, 3 soft shell tacos and crunch up the doritos in the tacos.

Contra Taco

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Doritos Loco taco

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:43 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

If so I really need to buy more seashells.

What have you been using this whole time?

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Doritos Loco taco

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:48 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

If so I really need to buy more seashells.

What have you been using this whole time?

Citations from shouting obscenities while shitting.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:51 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

If so I really need to buy more seashells.

What have you been using this whole time?

Citations from shouting obscenities while shitting.

Douchebag is right. That was a great film...

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Doritos Loco taco

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:52 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Citations from shouting obscenities while shitting.

Douchebag is right. That was a great film...

Good action, Good comedy, Wesley Snipes, Rob Schneider, Denis Leary. How can you go wrong?

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Doritos Loco taco

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:53 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Good action, Good comedy, Wesley Snipes, Rob Schneider, Denis Leary. How can you go wrong?

Could have used more tits, but still a classic none the less...

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Douchebag

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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:55 pm

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I also forgot, Jesse Ventura

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: Doritos Loco taco

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:56 pm

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So when are they coming out with the Demolition Taco?

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Doritos Loco taco

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:56 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Good action, Good comedy, Wesley Snipes, Rob Schneider, Denis Leary. How can you go wrong?

Could have used more tits, but still a classic none the less...

At least there was some... We used to pause the scene when the chick on the video phone was t0pless. Fucking kids today with their internet porn dont know how fucking good they have it.

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Brick

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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:57 pm

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Doritos Locos Mexican Pizza. Get it done Taco Bell geniuses.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:59 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Fucking kids today with their internet porn dont know how fucking good they have it.

Seriously. When I think of some of the crap I used to have to settle for as a kid....it's just sad. :cry:

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Hank Scorpio

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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 4:06 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Fucking kids today with their internet porn dont know how fucking good they have it.

Seriously. When I think of some of the crap I used to have to settle for as a kid....it's just sad. :cry:

In a way it is probably good because a 12yr old Hank wouldnt have known when to say when. I would probably have been expelled for watching porn during Bio on my smart phone. Plus there is something to be said for stealing the Victoria's Secret catalogue out of the mail box after school and making sure it was never fit for public consumption again.

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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 4:06 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Fucking kids today with their internet porn dont know how fucking good they have it.

Seriously. When I think of some of the crap I used to have to settle for as a kid....it's just sad. :cry:

Oh yeah...I remember going past the Spice Channel when it was scrambled, hoping it would unscramble enough to catch a tit or an ass....

My pops tried to set up it on the TV where the channel changer would automatically skip that channel, but I still figured out a way of checking it out on occasion. :lol:

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Fucking kids today with their internet porn dont know how fucking good they have it.

Seriously. When I think of some of the crap I used to have to settle for as a kid....it's just sad. :cry:

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Hank Scorpio

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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 4:07 pm

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spmack wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Fucking kids today with their internet porn dont know how fucking good they have it.

Seriously. When I think of some of the crap I used to have to settle for as a kid....it's just sad. :cry:

But you still got some audio and that was prettay prettttay good.

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Eaglo Jeff

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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 4:08 pm

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Telegram Sam wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Fucking kids today with their internet porn dont know how fucking good they have it.

Seriously. When I think of some of the crap I used to have to settle for as a kid....it's just sad. :cry:

Nice beaver...

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