Good to see Dunn striking out as well.

Brent Morel AB's are some of the most painful television that I have seen, ever.

Ted Williams was one of the best crucifiers of the last 2000 years.

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I'll tell ya' that Ted Williams had the liveliest hammer I've seen sine John Henry.

Well, at least Dunn made contact.

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I'm guessing he's still out, though?

Yeah, nubber to the pitcher.

This Arietta kid does look to have a good arm though. He just froze Paulie on a nasty, nasty backdoor cutter. wow.

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Cmon AJ light em up right here.

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Humber is out of gas. Get him out of there while its still a tie game.

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Mustache of the game award goes to Nick Johnson.

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Phew. Some ballsy pitching by Humber. Stranded 8 O's over the last 3 innings.
Offense, get some goddam runs now.

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And the boo birds are out for Dunn.

Filthy cocksucker.

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He deserved to get boo'd for that display. Swings and misses and 94mph fastball, right there to hit. Then swings at a breaking ball which would have been ball 4. That looked like a Beckham at bat.

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Or a Morel one.

Have to score at least a run.

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THAT is how you get a 14,000 square foot house in Arizona. What a BEAUTIFUL piece of hitting right there.

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And the Captain comes through again.

3-1 Sox.

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God damn Paulie you sexy mother fucker you. I luv that man!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4oDcsaEvEE

I know it's early but we need to take last years debacle into account as well.....

Is Dunn done?

Nice catch and nice baserunning.

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That was a hellava catch, but Hawk has a point. Gotta know the situation there and if you can't make a throw home, let that ball drop foul.

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That was one of the most effortless home runs you will ever see. Weiners is going to have a monster year.

Especially because it might be only a 1 run game right now if he lets that drop.

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That is a move that is going to get second guessed no matter what happens. If he lets it drop and on the next pitch the guy jacks a HR...

Outs are pretty important, gotta get em any way you can.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Shitfuck.

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And the Hector Santiago myth has been dashed.

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Good lord that pitch was screaming hit me. Can't lay em in there like that, Kid.

What the fuck. This guy is cooked right now. Get him out. The umpire fucked him on what should have been a strikeout and turned into the first homer and now here we are. This fucking sucks.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Straight fastballs will do that.

Did Hawk just say "Coming up in our half, if we get there,..."?

Coop is drunk.

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Yeah, these are big league hitters. They can all crush a fastball. I don't really blame Santiago. He's been so nasty, I guess A.J. figured he could just go right at these guys. He's got enough other stuff that he can locate well enough. Get him out of there and hopefully we can win this one and we need Santiago again tomorrow.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Just....

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It's like last season all over. That fucker hopped like Soriano. What the fuck!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don