"Not too bright" Italians

jimmypasta · **Posted:** Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:11 pm

Seem to be all over the TV. They all seem to be living on the east coast,too.

* Jerseyshore
* Jerseylicious
* Brooklyn 22231
* Mama's boys ( a bunch of 30-something guys still living at home)
* Housewifes of New Jersey
* Mobwives
* Coming soon: Mobwives Chicago

I'm 100% Italian and I say "these,them and those" not "dese,dem and dos"
Most of the Italians I know can speak the English language,no problem.
So what is the deal with the east coast? The men talk like cavemen and
the girls act like extras on a high school version of Grease.
Not pleased. It's a disgrace for my people.

FavreFan · **Posted:** Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:27 pm

Ivan is Italian?

good dolphin · **Joined:** Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm **Posts:** 82220

Why are those little white lights put on christmas trees called Italian lights? Because they're not too bright.

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

jimmypasta wrote:

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Not pleased. It's a disgrace for my people.

I dont drink and fight every day either, like Irish are supposedly prone to do.

Just be glad you're not polish

Northside_Dan · **Posted:** Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:28 am

rogers park bryan wrote:

Just be glad you're not polish

sjboyd0137 · **Posted:** Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:28 am

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rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Northside_Dan wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Just be glad you're not polish

No offense. If I were polish, those jokes would bother me after a while.

Douchebag · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm **Posts:** 43566

sjboyd0137 wrote:

http://www.score670.com/phpBB/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=6931

Beat me to it.

Northside_Dan · **Posted:** Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:30 am

rogers park bryan wrote:

Northside_Dan wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Just be glad you're not polish

No offense. If I were polish, those jokes would bother me after a while.

I'm proud of the solar powered flashlight and ejection seat on the helicopter thank you very much.

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Northside_Dan wrote:

I'm proud of the solar powered flashlight and ejection seat on the helicopter thank you very much.

and the screen doors on the submarine

badrogue17 · **Posted:** Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:32 am

Northside_Dan wrote:

I'm proud of the solar powered flashlight and ejection seat on the helicopter thank you very much.

Those were DaVinci inventions no?

Darkside · **Posted:** Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:52 am

Northside_Dan wrote:

I'm proud of the solar powered flashlight and ejection seat on the helicopter thank you very much.

There actually are both and they work. In a helicopter, the blades get blown off the rotors as the canopy ejects, then the seat fires. Makes sense. And I have solar powered lawn lights that are basically little solar powered flashlights.

jimmypasta · **Posted:** Tue Apr 17, 2012 6:46 pm

sjboyd0137 wrote:

http://www.score670.com/phpBB/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=6931

Sorry,don't follow. If your trying to say look at yourself,don't confuse my "board personality" with the real me. You don't know me and I don't know you.

Rod · **Posted:** Tue Apr 17, 2012 6:54 pm

jimmypasta wrote:

Seem to be all over the TV. They all seem to be living on the east coast,too.

Mike North wrote:

Hey! Ya know what? Some of us live in Park Ridge. Or don' I coun' cuz I'm only half Eyetalian? I'm not sayin'. I'm jus' sayin'.

W_Z · **Posted:** Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:21 pm

only through injection?

"Not too bright" Italians

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