Drinks That Dudes Shouldn't Order

lipidquadcab · **Posted:** Mon Apr 23, 2012 6:00 pm

Have had three of these...pretty sure I've only ordered one, but yeah...

http://www.chacha.com/gallery/2110/drinks-that-dudes-shouldn-t-order

Big Chicagoan · **Posted:** Mon Apr 23, 2012 6:09 pm

Drink whatever the fuck you want.

Terry's Peeps · **Posted:** Mon Apr 23, 2012 6:10 pm

Haven't had Malibu, Fuzzy Navel, and Jello shots since I was 15.

Eaglo Jeff · **Posted:** Mon Apr 23, 2012 7:04 pm

Big Chicagoan wrote:

Drink whatever the fuck you want.

This

Fuckin' used to piss me off when people called something a Foo Foo drink....it has alcohol in it, fuck it!!!

Tad Queasy · **Posted:** Mon Apr 23, 2012 7:37 pm

That seems like the kind of thing H.S. and college kids read to try and learn what grown ups do.

Laurence will probably be talking about this sometime soon. That, and, which hot bitches he'd fuck. 'Cause he likes to fuck hot bitches.

Terry's Peeps · **Posted:** Mon Apr 23, 2012 7:43 pm

Tad Queasy wrote:

That seems like the kind of thing H.S. and college kids read to try and learn what grown ups do.

Laurence will probably be talking about this sometime soon. That, and, which hot bitches he'd fuck. 'Cause he likes to fuck hot bitches.

Chus · **Posted:** Mon Apr 23, 2012 7:56 pm

What's wrong with a Long Island Iced Tea?

When not pregnant, my wife makes Cosmopolitans, and I would have one. I didn't feel like a sissy at all.

Hawg Ass · **Joined:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:00 pm **Posts:** 30373

Chus wrote:

What's wrong with a Long Island Iced Tea?

When not pregnant, my wife makes Cosmopolitans, and I would have one. I didn't feel like a sissy at all.

+1

Drink is drink, and who gives a fuck!

spanky · **Posted:** Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:19 pm

Wine at a baseball game.

Phil McCracken · **Posted:** Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:27 pm

Urlacher's missing neck · **Posted:** Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:30 pm

For the most part I say drink whatever you want but....for the fucking love..do not ever opt for Smirnoff Ice or Zima.

FavreFan · **Posted:** Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:54 pm

Miller Lite should be on the list.

Chus · **Posted:** Tue Apr 24, 2012 8:37 am

FavreFan wrote:

Miller Lite should be on the list.

Man up.

When I think of MANLY beers, I think of a 4% ABV light beer with no taste, and a horrible smell, not a heavily hopped 10% Imperial Stout.

sjboyd0137 · **Posted:** Tue Apr 24, 2012 8:39 am

Blue Moon

Hatchetman · **Posted:** Tue Apr 24, 2012 8:43 am

I gotta agree with that list for the most part. If you are a pussy and can't handle the taste of booze, just get a 7 and 7 or stick with Bud.

good dolphin · **Joined:** Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm **Posts:** 82299

Chus wrote:

What's wrong with a Long Island Iced Tea?

When not pregnant, my wife makes Cosmopolitans, and I would have one. I didn't feel like a sissy at all.

If you drank a manly drink she would never be not pregnant

A daquari is a good drink to have while sitting on a beach. Sangria is ok in a Spanish restaurant.

Douchebag · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm **Posts:** 43593

Chus wrote:

What's wrong with a Long Island Iced Tea?

Long Island Iced Teas are great. If made the right way, that shit can fuck you up. Nothing un-manly about those.

Eaglo Jeff wrote:

it has alcohol in it, fuck it!!!

FavreFan · **Posted:** Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:13 am

Chus wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Miller Lite should be on the list.

Man up.

When I think of MANLY beers, I think of a 4% ABV light beer with no taste, and a horrible smell, not a heavily hopped 10% Imperial Stout.

Yup.

Urlacher's missing neck · **Posted:** Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:35 am

What the hell is this punch tab marketing campaign by miller lite? Now you can shotgun their shit without being a man and sticking a knife through the can?

Terry's Peeps · **Posted:** Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:39 am

Douchebag wrote:

Chus wrote:

What's wrong with a Long Island Iced Tea?

Long Island Iced Teas are great. If made the right way, that shit can fuck you up. Nothing un-manly about those.

Eaglo Jeff wrote:

it has alcohol in it, fuck it!!!

FavreFan · **Posted:** Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:43 am

Urlacher's missing neck wrote:

What the hell is this punch tab marketing campaign by miller lite? Now you can shotgun their shit without being a man and sticking a knife through the can?

what?

Urlacher's missing neck · **Posted:** Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:48 am

FavreFan wrote:

Urlacher's missing neck wrote:

What the hell is this punch tab marketing campaign by miller lite? Now you can shotgun their shit without being a man and sticking a knife through the can?

what?

I just saw the commercial last night. There is a small punch out on the top of the can.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-dAZ-qhwTw

spanky · **Posted:** Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:49 am

viewtopic.php?f=47&t=69393

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Tue Apr 24, 2012 2:13 pm

That is why you flask it up, panther. Rum...whiskey...vodka...whatever you prefer, and then just order a regular fountain drink.

....and its cheaper :lol:

Usually, I sign up to be the designated driver to get a free pop, then dump my flask into that.

doug - evergreen park · **Posted:** Tue Apr 24, 2012 2:47 pm

pink lemonade and vodkas are better than lemonade and vodka...i'm not sure why. but, it's true!

Don Tiny · **Posted:** Tue Apr 24, 2012 2:59 pm

FavreFan wrote:

Miller Lite should be on the list.

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Blue Moon

You can both kiss my ass at the same time .... there's plenty of room, two cheeks, no waiting, step right up ....

Nas · **Posted:** Tue Apr 24, 2012 3:09 pm

Beer shouldn't be ordered when you're trying to get drunk. Why mess around? Get the real alcohol and get it over with.

doug - evergreen park · **Posted:** Tue Apr 24, 2012 3:12 pm

I never try to get drunk...it just happens over time.

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