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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:46 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Die Hard (although the 3rd one was good)
Anchorman (pre-emptive)

A Good Day To Die Hard- Valentines Day 2013

http://www.movieweb.com/news/a-good-day ... 13-release

Oh god, please no.

I think some make-you-think irony would be for Bruce Willis to die in the final movie with a rock solid erection.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:48 pm

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Die Hard (although the 3rd one was good)

I'd argue that Die Hard With a Vengeance was as good or possibly better than the original. Samuel L. Jackson helped a lot with that.

That's crazy talk.

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:49 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Die Hard (although the 3rd one was good)

I'd argue that Die Hard With a Vengeance was as good or possibly better than the original. Samuel L. Jackson helped a lot with that.

That's crazy talk.

Do you live in Boston?

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:04 pm

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Hank Scorpio

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:22 pm

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Douchebag, KI and OKC are all crazy. DH3 was good but to say it was better than the original is just silly talk.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:25 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Douchebag, KI and OKC are all crazy. DH3 was good but to say it was better than the original is just silly talk.

It was much better. Better writing. Better action.

There are rare times where the sequal is better than the original. Empire Strikes Back and Godfather II come to mind...

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:29 pm

Better writing?

Didn't he get blown out of a sewer pipe 150 feet in the air and jump off a bridge onto a barge?

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:30 pm

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Hank Scorpio

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:31 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Douchebag, KI and OKC are all crazy. DH3 was good but to say it was better than the original is just silly talk.

It was much better. Better writing. Better action.

There are rare times where the sequal is better than the original. Empire Strikes Back and Godfather II come to mind...

I agree with Empire and Godfather II. I cant get behind DH3 as better than the original. Much better villian in the first one and Bruce Willis was a little too indestructible in the 3rd one. At least in the first one he showed some signs of being a human. Are you telling me he did all that in the third movie on a 2 week binge hangover? Get real.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:31 pm

That's the other thing, Hans Gruber is a cinema legend.

I would guess that KI and OKC both saw Die Hard 3 before they saw Die Hard.

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Hank Scorpio

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:32 pm

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Knowing that the good Doctor is on my side here makes me feel much better about my stance. He likely feels the opposite.

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:34 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Knowing that the good Doctor is on my side here makes me feel much better about my stance. He likely feels the opposite.

I wonder how he feels about a nice robust thicket in the nether regions?

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:39 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

That's the other thing, Hans Gruber is a cinema legend.

I would guess that KI and OKC both saw Die Hard 3 before they saw Die Hard.

Incorrect.

You. Me. Cairo. Die Hard With A Vengance on laser disk. Malted balls. Unmalted balls. Two folding chairs. One cup.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Movies That Should Not Have Had A Sequel

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:39 pm

Telegram Sam wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Knowing that the good Doctor is on my side here makes me feel much better about my stance. He likely feels the opposite.

I wonder how he feels about a nice robust thicket in the nether regions?

Usually with my hands. Sometimes I use my elbow...just to be eccentric.

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Don Tiny

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:41 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Die Hard (although the 3rd one was good)

I'd argue that Die Hard With a Vengeance was as good or possibly better than the original. Samuel L. Jackson helped a lot with that.

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:42 pm

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:43 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Telegram Sam wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Knowing that the good Doctor is on my side here makes me feel much better about my stance. He likely feels the opposite.

I wonder how he feels about a nice robust thicket in the nether regions?

Usually with my hands. Sometimes I use my elbow...just to be eccentric.

Hank likes his ladies to look as though they just smuggled Leo Sayer through customs.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:48 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Die Hard (although the 3rd one was good)

I'd argue that Die Hard With a Vengeance was as good or possibly better than the original. Samuel L. Jackson helped a lot with that.

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Douchebag

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:01 pm

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To go along with sequels that were better, Lethal Weapon IV FTW.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:29 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

To go along with sequels that were better, Lethal Weapon IV FTW.

Nah, I think 1 was the best, followed closely by 2.

Lethal Weapon Rankings:

1. Part 1
2. Part 2
3. Part 4
4. Part 3 (not very good at all)

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Colonel Angus

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:50 pm

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312player wrote:

meet the parents

Meet the Fockers was better than Meet the Parents. Didn't see the third, really don't want to.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:54 pm

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Colonel Angus wrote:

312player wrote:

meet the parents

Meet the Fockers was better than Meet the Parents. Didn't see the third, really don't want to.

I saw Little Fockers. It really didn't need to be made, honestly. It wasn't horrible or anything. Just completely unnecessary.

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Colonel Angus

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:59 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Colonel Angus wrote:

312player wrote:

meet the parents

Meet the Fockers was better than Meet the Parents. Didn't see the third, really don't want to.

I saw Little Fockers. It really didn't need to be made, honestly. It wasn't horrible or anything. Just completely unnecessary.

I'm sure DeNiro needed it to add another wing to his mansion.

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Jaw Breaker

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:56 pm

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I guess I'm in the minority with Die Hard...the original is the best, but I enjoyed 2: Die Harder.

My vote:
2001: A Space Odyssey

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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:35 am

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Jaw Breaker wrote:

I guess I'm in the minority with Die Hard...the original is the best, but I enjoyed 2: Die Harder.

My vote:
2001: A Space Odyssey

Die Hard is a classic,should have stopped after it but the sequels where mostly okay.

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have to take your word on that, i could only manage about 8 minutes of it...i hate bette midler and hoffman is not funny...good actor but not funny. the first meet the parents was outstanding

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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 9:03 am

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Colonel Angus wrote:

312player wrote:

meet the parents

Meet the Fockers was better than Meet the Parents.

You might be the first person I have ever heard with this opinion.

I thought the first one was great, and it still has that Shawshank appeal that I will still put it on TV when it's on.

The second one was awful.

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Hank Scorpio

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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 9:30 am

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312player wrote:

have to take your word on that, i could only manage about 8 minutes of it...i hate bette midler and hoffman is not funny...good actor but not funny. the first meet the parents was outstanding

What does Bette Midler have to do with Meet the Fockers?

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 9:31 am

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He meant Streisand.

It's all Jewish to me.

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Krazy Ivan

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

312player wrote:

have to take your word on that, i could only manage about 8 minutes of it...i hate bette midler and hoffman is not funny...good actor but not funny. the first meet the parents was outstanding

What does Bette Midler have to do with Meet the Fockers?

He's mixing it up with Rochell, Rochelle.

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