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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: 4/26: Gary from Evanston's Favorite Segment is Back!

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:44 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

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Don't sleep on Samoans!

Krazy Ivan likes this.

My father told me this when I moved out...

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:45 pm

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I will find a picture of an attractive Samoan woman. Some day...

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Post subject: Re: 4/26: Gary from Evanston's Favorite Segment is Back!

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:46 pm

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I would think sleeping on Samoans would be a good experience, that extra cushion would make for a good nights sleep...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: 4/26: Gary from Evanston's Favorite Segment is Back!

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BTW, does black and Samoan count? Because I'm having a little trouble here.

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SHARK

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:48 pm

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A thread hasn't been created for this, but the lineup is in for the first of 4 vs. the Red Sox, and here's how the White Sox start a 7-game homestand vs. Boston tonight:

30 Alejandro De Aza CF (L)
10 Alexei Ramirez SS (R)
32 Adam Dunn DH (L)
14 Paul Konerko 1B (R)
12 Anthony John Pierzynski C (L)
51 Alex Rios RF (R)
24 Dayan Viciedo LF (L)
22 Brent Morel 3B (R)
15 Gordon Beckham 2B (R)

Philip Humber makes his first start since throwing a perfect game in Seattle, and he'll be opposed by Felix Dumbront in the first of 4 with the BoSox.

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Terry's Peeps

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:49 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I will find a picture of an attractive Samoan woman. Some day...

This is the closest one I could find.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: 4/26: Gary from Evanston's Favorite Segment is Back!

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:50 pm

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Like I said, I found a few nice black/Samoans, but I don't know if that really counts. Ivan?

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Krazy Ivan

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: 4/26: Gary from Evanston's Favorite Segment is Back!

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:52 pm

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I think she's black and Samoan:

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: 4/26: Gary from Evanston's Favorite Segment is Back!

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Like I said, I found a few nice black/Samoans, but I don't know if that really counts. Ivan?

Here's another one.

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Krazy Ivan

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Like I said, I found a few nice black/Samoans, but I don't know if that really counts. Ivan?

Mixes don't count. You throw all of the rules out of the window...

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:44 pm

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Peter King sounds annoyed to be doing this interview.

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Post subject: Re: 4/26: Gary from Evanston's Favorite Segment is Back!

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Peter King always sounds annoyed to be talking to radio people.

Sounds just like he did with Dan Patrick.

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Krazy Ivan

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Drop In wrote:

Peter King sounds annoyed to be doing this interview.

He's probably been doing a shit load of 'em. He sounds like he's trying to do something else at the same time. Maybe preparing a sandwich of some kind....

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beni hanna

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Says he is enroute to draft venue and sounds winded. King isn't a great big fat person is he?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Drop In wrote:

Peter King sounds annoyed to be doing this interview.

He sounds out of breath. He might be in flagrante delicto.

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Dave In Champaign

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:56 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Peter King always sounds annoyed to be talking to radio people.

That's totally backwards. If I were a radio host, I'd be incensed that I had to endure a conversation with a brainless blowhard like King. Especially since you have to give him the Hub Treatment and act like he has any clue what he's talking about.

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Post subject: Re: 4/26: Gary from Evanston's Favorite Segment is Back!

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:00 pm

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Hmm.

The boys at Cork at the Park tomorrow. Anybody going?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:08 pm

Nice. The over-intellectualization of this segment by guys that can't do it is brutal.

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Post subject: Re: 4/26: Gary from Evanston's Favorite Segment is Back!

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:18 pm

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Once again the "signature segment" is filled with people who don't understand the bit.

Shitcan he idea of doing WYC every week and make it an occasional Friday Fung.

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Dewskie

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:21 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Once again the "signature segment" is filled with people who don't understand the bit.

Shitcan he idea of doing WYC every week and make it an occasional Friday Fung.

This has been an abysmal edition of WYC. Goff's blasting pretty much everybody.

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:27 pm

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Dewskie wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

Once again the "signature segment" is filled with people who don't understand the bit.

Shitcan he idea of doing WYC every week and make it an occasional Friday Fung.

This has been an abysmal edition of WYC. Goff's blasting pretty much everybody.

Although it was not the essence, the DaMaNa one got me.

As did the one for Mr. Perfectoer.

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:30 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Once again the "signature segment" is filled with people who don't understand the bit.

This happens way too much. Gary in Evanston does it all the time, but for some reason they like the creepy bastard.

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That Farmio one was pretty great.

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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:37 pm

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Altuve may only be 5'5", but I know he can turn on a 90 MPH fastball in a batting cage.

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pittmike

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lol isn't Bernsie 5'5"?

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j buckets

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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 10:48 am

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What did the "Hooray" soundbite from the first hour come from?

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good dolphin

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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:34 pm

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pittmike wrote:

lol isn't Bernsie 5'5"?

5'8" and 1/2...he always mentions the 1/2

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Northside_Dan

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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:37 pm

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So Terry in back to back sentences

"It's a who pick? I have no idea who he is"

"I've seen him play multiple times"

He's so bad now

Wrong thread. I fail.

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