This can't make the boys very happy.

Happy Friday!

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If they really want a Clay Matthews guy he may be helpful. Just not on every down.
He wasn't much bigger than me in the interview. Situational unless they get him
in the weight room.

Edit -- not saying I am in as good as shape just size wise he is small and what I expected.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

It's a small consolation since Joel Ward took everything white people hold near and dear.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

physically he looks like trace armstrong. hopefully he will connect with the right pharmacist.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

He's the same height and weight as Whitney Mercilus...

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@audioidkid

I hope someone let Dan know about his concussion issues.

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and faster LOL! Pompei said Mercilus looks better in underpants though.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Even for me that's taking things too far.

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Do we know if he breaths out of his mouth?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I'm waiting until 1:00 pm to find out. Right now all we know is that he's slow, tiny, and white.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

He's not slow. Tiny and white I'll give you.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

6'3" 260#

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I think JORR meant tiny in a between the legs kind of way. Remember, JORR is used to looking at horses.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

TB--Ummm yeah but he's... Listen in my football world, which is a very drippy, scary and gay place... I mean you you you cant just... This guy just isnt...


DB--HOW. DOES. THIS. GET. YOU. CLOSER. TO. A. CHAMPIONSHIP.


TB--Yes, I agree completely.

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Anybody going out to see these guys today?

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Where are they?

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Cork at the Park.

By the Cell.

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Nope dont think I can make it. If they do one downtown, that would be my best bet.

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Who the hell is going to go down there just to see them? I suppose you could grab a few drinks before you battle the traffic home.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I'm just asking cause If anyone was going I'd walk over and have a beer or 12.

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You work over at the rendering plant?

I kid.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

It's my day off. No Hawg fat for me today.

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The actual reaction of Berntein and his crew the moment the Bears took a "try hard", "high motor", "farm boy", cracker.

Boers: Eeeeeeeeeeee Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Bernstein: Oy. Oh...My...God. He's probably is a god damn Christian too.

Goff: Motha' fuckin' cracka ass cracka!!!!

Bernstein: (Calls Goff) You see this?

Goff: Yeah. I'm on it. I've got new "dumb ass cracker" and "kill whitey" sound. I figure we can do a bit on how he's probably in the KKK. We can make some jokes about how black offensive linemen are gonna "wang whip" him at the line of scrimmage without much effort. Then we can, of course, make fun of callers that say they like him and accuse them of being racist.

Bernstein: Very good. I knew I could count on you for moments like this. By the way, let's also have a serious discussion on the racist tweets by Boston people and how it's bad to be racist.

Goff: No doubt. We'll be on that too. I despise people who judge people by the color of their skin. But fuck this white cracker the Bears got. No way he can be good.

The guys will have the Shea McClellin presser from Halas Hall this afternoon at 3:30p in place of "The Second Half". I think you know what that means if you are a frequent listener of this program.

This is retarded. McClellin's been widely viewed as a late-first/early-second prospect for at least two weeks now.

BUT HEY HUB'S PEOPLE SAY OTHERWISE AND THAT MAKES IT OFFICIAL

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

Yesterday at about 1:10 bern stine was basically slobbering over the GENIUS that is emery, right, so why is it that he doesn't embrace the genius of a Phil Emery move as he would say a Theo Epstein move? I mean, has Theo made the 2012 Cubs better than the 2011 cubs... no, not yet. Every single move isn't designed to be THE move. Perhaps Emery is thinking two steps ahead, after all, he was a Mensa Candidate 10 hours before that tweet in the Bern Stine Bible.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Friday open FTW

I need a beer.

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Here's the Friday Game Plan live from Cork at the Park:

2p: Cubs TV PBP Len Kasper-Live from Philadelphia
2:20p: White Sox TV Analyst/SCORE Baseball Analyst Steve Stone (On Phone)
3p: The SCORE/Pro Football Weekly/Dial Global Radio Network's Hub Arkush
3:30p: Shea McClellin Press Conference from Halas Hall
5p: The SCORE/Tribune/NF Post Bears' Writer Matt Bowen

On-Site Producer: Chris Tannehill
On-Site Engineer: Rich Wyatt
Studio Producers: Matt Abbatacola & Jason Goff
"Scoreboard Updates": Connor McKnight

Laurence Holmes follows the guys as always. He'll be hosting "Xfinity Feedback Live" from Bacardi at the Park adjacent to U.S. Cellular Field at 6p, followed by Chris Rongey's White Sox Radio Network pregame at 6:35p in advance of Red Sox/White Sox. Abbatacola follows the Sox game tonight until 1a.

Two people can develop different opinions based on nearly equal facts. PFW rated his talent at that level. They mocked that he would go 27.

One of the big network guys said he wouldn't draft Coples in the first round even though he knew someone would.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

My point had nothing to do with PFW and everything to do with Bernstein's uncritical citation of them as prima facie evidence that the McClellin pick was a WTF moment for no apparent reason beyond "Hub works there."

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.