Howzabout a chick that likes to bite dogs. Kinky or Krazy? She is a kinda cute...

Police: Woman bites dog

A Lake in the Hills woman bit the family dog after returning home drunk over the weekend, police said Monday.

Analise J. Garner, 19, of the 300 block of Village Creek Drive, was charged with animal cruelty, domestic battery and underage drinking. Police were called to her home around 4 a.m. Sunday after neighbors reported loud screaming and pounding, Sgt. Mike Smith said.

Police said Garner scratched and hit her 37-year-old mother in the face and also bit her on the right hand. Police said the family’s 80-pound English bulldog had three bite marks on its back. Puncture marks were visible against the dog’s white fur, police said.

“The bulldog finally did bite her back in self-defense,” Smith said. “There were no charges against the dog.”

However, because Garner received medical attention for the dog bite, Smith said the incident was reported to the village’s animal control department.

Garner was released Monday from McHenry County jail after posting bail on $3,000 bond. She is due in court again on May 23. Neither she nor her mother could be reached for comment.
http://triblocal.com/lake-in-the-hills/ ... bites-dog/

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Yes, yes, and more yes.

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If she's good looking in her mugshot, I'm gone go out on a limb and say she was real fine 8 hours earlier.

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What is the proper way to ask a chick for proof of rabies shots?

You have to decide what level of crazy you are willing to put up with. I'm pretty sure this is the type of woman who would look to kill you if you just bang her once and try to move on.

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I would. Right now.

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I'd only need about 30 seconds of crazy.

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That's why you you bring in a pro. Pass it to Free Ajent. All he has to do is keep the camera rolling.

A little better picture. Lots of orange going on.

Ditka wants a piece.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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Is that a piece of barf above her lip?

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Would that be a deal breaker?

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It would be a dealbreaker if it wasn't.

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Stupid ass dog...

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Depends on how fresh

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This thread is the reason I love this board. Outstanding stuff.....

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Barf can be wiped off. Ugly can't.

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If it's dry enough, it can simply be flicked.....barely noticeable.

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She is definitely a piece of work, I wouldn't think about it twice though;wouldn't even need a beer!!