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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:13 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Dewskie wrote:

The only thing that pisses me off is the recklessness of new threads. The 'one-liner' threads are yuk-worthy until they branch to their 3rd or 4th useless exponent and simply become forum litter at that point.

Then there's clearly identified threads in sports-related forums, at least until some shit goes down that arguably merits it's own thread. However if that aforementioned shit is in a negative context, somebody starts a 3rd stem off in the "Douchebag" forum. So for any one topic there could be potentially 3-5 threads and an orgy of incomprehensible entangled responses that are vaguely tied together but require deft maneuvering and a heavy attention span simply to traverse the galaxy of bullshit.

I'm driving your bandwagon.

Let it be known...

You're gettin on my last nerve. Pick a young guy and stay on him. Quit whoring yourself around between SomeGuy, Dewskie, and rogue.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:13 am

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Northside_Dan wrote:

spanky wrote:

I don't wanna drag up old topics, but we all agreed that anyone over the age of 14 that still watches pro wrestling should probably be arrested and/or killed, right?

How about people who create their own fantasy fictional wrestling league based on pants-less internet cretins?

You read my mind. And they wonder why they can't get a girlfriend......

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Drop In

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:14 am

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spanky wrote:

I don't wanna drag up old topics, but we all agreed that anyone over the age of 14 that still watches pro wrestling should probably be arrested and/or killed, right?

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:14 am

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spanky wrote:

I don't wanna drag up old topics, but we all agreed that anyone over the age of 14 that still watches pro wrestling should probably be arrested and/or killed, right?

And anyone with an IQ above 14 who watches NASCAR should be decapitated.

So you're safe.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:15 am

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

spanky wrote:

I don't wanna drag up old topics, but we all agreed that anyone over the age of 14 that still watches pro wrestling should probably be arrested and/or killed, right?

And anyone with an IQ above 14 who watches NASCAR should be decapitated.

So you're safe.

Just to beat anyone to it:

Can you imagine the damage my decapitated head would cause as it fell to the earth?

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:16 am

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Northside_Dan wrote:

spanky wrote:

I don't wanna drag up old topics, but we all agreed that anyone over the age of 14 that still watches pro wrestling should probably be arrested and/or killed, right?

How about people who create their own fantasy fictional wrestling league based on pants-less internet cretins?

Enjoy your ice soccer. Jerk.

:cry:

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:16 am

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spanky wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

spanky wrote:

I don't wanna drag up old topics, but we all agreed that anyone over the age of 14 that still watches pro wrestling should probably be arrested and/or killed, right?

And anyone with an IQ above 14 who watches NASCAR should be decapitated.

So you're safe.

Just to beat anyone to it:

Can you imagine the damage my decapitated head would cause as it fell to the earth?

I like you very much spanky.

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Dewskie

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:16 am

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What if you're over the age of 14 but still watch wrestling from WHEN you were 14?

I see nothing wrong with watching some badass old shit from the Attitude Era. Everything since then sucks balls anyway.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:16 am

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

spanky wrote:

I don't wanna drag up old topics, but we all agreed that anyone over the age of 14 that still watches pro wrestling should probably be arrested and/or killed, right?

And anyone with an IQ above 14 who watches NASCAR should be decapitated.

So you're safe.

Peeps, fuck you and that is all I will say about that. :evil:

You want some, come get some.

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Northside_Dan

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:17 am

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Northside_Dan wrote:

spanky wrote:

I don't wanna drag up old topics, but we all agreed that anyone over the age of 14 that still watches pro wrestling should probably be arrested and/or killed, right?

How about people who create their own fantasy fictional wrestling league based on pants-less internet cretins?

Enjoy your ice soccer. Jerk.

:cry:

Don't worry. Just look at your CSFMB Light Heavyweight Championship and know you are important.

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Drop In

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:19 am

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Ha! There is no CSFMB Light Heavyweight Championship. What a dork.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:19 am

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There's an idea...

IMU vs. ???

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Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:23 am

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

There's an idea...

IMU vs. ???

Could a Bernstein battle of semantics develop into human form?

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:26 am

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IMU vs. Bernstein :lol:

Solid.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:33 am

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Basketball sucks, and the Bools are hopefully going to lose out soon.

I hope your riding mower gets stuck in a creek!

I hope some of the Bridgeport Hooligans spraypaint a Coobs logo on the side of your house.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:35 am

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I sincerely hope Boyd achieves all his hopes and aspirations and additionally, hope he's enjoying life to the fucking fullest.

Punk ass motherfucker.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:35 am

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

IMU vs. Bernstein :lol:

Solid.

Suicide worthy.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:36 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Basketball sucks, and the Bools are hopefully going to lose out soon.

I hope your riding mower gets stuck in a creek!

I hope some of the Bridgeport Hooligans spraypaint a Coobs logo on the side of your house.

Never happen. They can't form a C.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:36 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I sincerely hope Boyd achieves all his hopes and aspirations and additionally, hope he's enjoying life to the fucking fullest.

Punk ass motherfucker.

Boyd is the wind beneath your wings

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:37 am

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Speeps, do you have me on ignore? I tried to pick a fight with you and you have me given me the heismann.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:37 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Speeps, do you have me on ignore? I tried to pick a fight with you and you have me given me the heismann.

He gave you the hymen...

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:38 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Speeps, do you have me on ignore? I tried to pick a fight with you and you have me given me the heismann.

Say hi to Walt Williams Neck jerk.

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Gloopan Kuratz

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:38 am

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RFDC wrote:

Who is it going to be?

Easy money. Mackeyfish.

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Well Mac told me to to tell you to go FUCK YOURSELF!!! ..So now it's been said .. .

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:38 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Speeps, do you have me on ignore? I tried to pick a fight with you and you have me given me the heismann.

He gave you the hymen...

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Drop In

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:39 am

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RFDC wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I sincerely hope Boyd achieves all his hopes and aspirations and additionally, hope he's enjoying life to the fucking fullest.

Punk ass motherfucker.

Boyd is the wind beneath your wings

I've always said Boyd is a continuing source of inspiration.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:39 am

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Speeps, do you have me on ignore? I tried to pick a fight with you and you have me given me the heismann.

Say hi to Walt Williams Neck jerk.

Nah, you don't want to see 2 old geriatric guys fight do ya?

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:39 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Speeps, do you have me on ignore? I tried to pick a fight with you and you have me given me the heismann.

He gave you the hymen...

That's the most clever thing you posted since KANER.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:40 am

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Speeps, do you have me on ignore? I tried to pick a fight with you and you have me given me the heismann.

He gave you the hymen...

That's the most clever thing you posted since KANER.

Then you apparently don't read me enough. And that's disappointing.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:40 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I sincerely hope Boyd achieves all his hopes and aspirations and additionally, hope he's enjoying life to the fucking fullest.

Punk ass motherfucker.

I will replace all of your Jim Halpert gifs with Monty Python gifs.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:42 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

I am guessing SPmack, as it started yesterday. I would say he needs a hug, but I keep seeing him on Facebook with this fine looking lady so I am thinking he is taken care of.

I was just trying to do my RPB impression yesterday. I don't think it worked.

And the "Tyra", as I call her, drives me crazy. She demands a lot of love, affection, and attention.

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