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Darkside
 Post subject: SHARK's slump
PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 2:29 pm 
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I think he can bust out of it. First the whole sloppy sod thing, then the Gregg Popovich thing.
Well, I think it's just a bad day. He'll pull thru in no time at all and be back to the SHARK we all know and love deeply.

THE BITE IS COMING BACK BABY!

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SHARK fancies himself as a journalist, which is why it has been so bad for him lately.

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SHARK fancies himself as a journalist, which is why it has been so bad for him lately.

Yeah, I really don't like the whole "playing reporter" thing he's been doing lately. I don't think he always did that.

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Shark needs to get his dumb butt a slumpbuster.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
spmack wrote:
SHARK fancies himself as a journalist, which is why it has been so bad for him lately.

Yeah, I really don't like the whole "playing reporter" thing he's been doing lately. I don't think he always did that.



Sort of.

I got no problem with any of it. I find it informative on occasion...

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C'mon OKC. Get off my guy.

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C'mon OKC. Get off my guy.

Might take awhile...

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I'm doing the best I can with what I have...
Fins, scales, and rows of teeth?

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Who the hell am I? Gordon Beckham? C'MON MAN!
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Who the hell am I? Gordon Beckham? C'MON MAN!

Wait, Gordon Beckham has fins, scales, and rows of teeth?

Might explain why he can't hit the curveball.

If only he were Muslim. Maybe Muhammad would help him do that.

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What channel is this?

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spmack wrote:
SHARK fancies himself as a journalist, which is why it has been so bad for him lately.

Yeah, I really don't like the whole "playing reporter" thing he's been doing lately. I don't think he always did that.



Sort of.

I got no problem with any of it. I find it informative on occasion...

You've got no problem with nobody or nothing. You're Krazy Waddle. I'm going to find a Tom Waddle avatar for you.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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It's very hard to fit all that knowledge into snappy one liners to keep up with the rest of you.

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Slump THIS!
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SHARK perhaps it is time to get away for a couple days just you and your #18 Mike Tomczak jersey and get some renewal time?

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SHARK wrote:
Slump THIS!

:lol: :lol: :lol: now that's funny.

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Slump THIS!

:lol: :lol: :lol: now that's funny.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Slump THIS!

:lol: :lol: :lol: now that's funny.


Yes - that was a great response!
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Slump THIS!



My first job out of college was for an electronic parts distributor that used the advertsing motto "STUMP US!" I was never sure exactly what it meant. I guess that you should call us because we're almost certain to have the difficult-to-find part in stock. The guy I worked for was a rude cretin. I remember an angry customer telling him to "STUMP THIS!"

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Just like Talladega, this Bulls' season has crashed.


:|

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Just like Talladega, this Bulls' season has crashed.


:|

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SHARK a race track does not crash.

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SHARK a race track does not crash.

There were a couple of crashes at Talladega yesterday involving actual cars in the Aaron's 499.
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SHARK wrote:
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SHARK a race track does not crash.

There were a couple of crashes at Talladega yesterday involving actual cars in the Aaron's 499.

Then maybe the better bad simile would be "like several drivers at Talladega, this Bulls Season has crashed."

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Darkside wrote:
SHARK wrote:
RFDC wrote:
SHARK a race track does not crash.

There were a couple of crashes at Talladega yesterday involving actual cars in the Aaron's 499.

Then maybe the better bad simile would be "like several drivers at Talladega, this Bulls Season has crashed."

Thanks for correcting me.
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Thanks for correcting me.

I will continue to help. We got to get you out of this slump. CSFMB needs its hero.

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