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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: TOO LEAKY, VOLATILE AND EXPLODEY AT WORK!!!

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 4:11 pm

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We had a situation here at IIT! :shock:

Someone spilled or mixed some dangerous chemicals in the Engineering One Building and there are about 20 firetrucks, cop cars, hazmat people, important people with radios and sunglasses, news crews, undercover scary types, etc....... not good.

may not be able to leave work for awhile.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: TOO LEAKY, VOLATILE AND EXPLODEY AT WORK!!!

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 4:13 pm

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Eaglo Jeff wrote:

We had a situation here at IIT! :shock:

Someone spilled or mixed some dangerous chemicals in the Engineering One Building and there are about 20 firetrucks, cop cars, hazmat peope, important people with radios and sunglasses, news crews, undercover scary types, etc....... not good.

may not be able to leave work for awhile.

Do not fuck with us! :twisted:

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: TOO LEAKY, VOLATILE AND EXPLODEY AT WORK!!!

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 4:13 pm

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Jeff

How many times do we have to tell you to leave the Tide at home?

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: TOO LEAKY, VOLATILE AND EXPLODEY AT WORK!!!

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 4:16 pm

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Seriously......roads closed on 31st from LaSalle....at 33rd on State to about 29th.

Should be on the news. They were carrying out some big blue ball, an explosesives containment device which looked like something out of a James Bond movie. The scene here looked like that out of The Dark Knight with the amount of firetrucks.

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bigfan wrote:

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: TOO LEAKY, VOLATILE AND EXPLODEY AT WORK!!!

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 4:17 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Jeff

How many times do we have to tell you to leave the Tide at home?

I knew that was coming.......I shouldn't have been giving away my secrets for people to screw up here at work. :drunken:

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bigfan wrote:

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: TOO LEAKY, VOLATILE AND EXPLODEY AT WORK!!!

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 4:17 pm

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Eaglo Jeff wrote:

You people are trying to blow up the Cell!

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: TOO LEAKY, VOLATILE AND EXPLODEY AT WORK!!!

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 4:25 pm

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grjrK_Ihkws

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Psycory

Post subject: Re: TOO LEAKY, VOLATILE AND EXPLODEY AT WORK!!!

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 4:26 pm

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Someone's tenure was just denied.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: TOO LEAKY, VOLATILE AND EXPLODEY AT WORK!!!

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 4:27 pm

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Psycory wrote:

Someone's tenure was just denied.

Yep.....or failed in their experiment at least.

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bigfan wrote:

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: TOO LEAKY, VOLATILE AND EXPLODEY AT WORK!!!

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 4:28 pm

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Eaglo Jeff is CIA! He saved America! Again!

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: TOO LEAKY, VOLATILE AND EXPLODEY AT WORK!!!

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 4:30 pm

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bigfan wrote:

Eaglo Jeff is CIA! He saved America! Again!

He meant to save Canada.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: TOO LEAKY, VOLATILE AND EXPLODEY AT WORK!!!

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 4:32 pm

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bigfan wrote:

Eaglo Jeff is CIA! He saved America! Again!

I've got too much ADD to be CIA.

So when are we doin' that radio show here again? We'll do monstrous, explosive numbers.

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bigfan wrote:

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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Big Chicagoan

Post subject: Re: TOO LEAKY, VOLATILE AND EXPLODEY AT WORK!!!

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 5:47 pm

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After reading the title, I assumed you were having a horrible period.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: TOO LEAKY, VOLATILE AND EXPLODEY AT WORK!!!

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 5:51 pm

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Big Chicagoan wrote:

After reading the title, I assumed you were having a horrible period.

I thought that someone in his office had a bad experience after lunch.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: TOO LEAKY, VOLATILE AND EXPLODEY AT WORK!!!

Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 9:59 am

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From the Office of Marketing and Communications this morning:

During a routine inventory of chemicals in the basement of Engineering 1 on Tuesday, May 8, two IIT graduate students discovered a safety container holding a potentially dangerous material. Public Safety was contacted and the proper authorities were brought in to manage removal of the hazardous material. Engineering 1 and Life Sciences were evacuated for about three hours while the material was removed from the building.

Alerts to the community were sent out via IIT Alert, mass email, the IIT website homepage, Twitter and Facebook. However, due to a system problem with the cellular networks, the IIT Alert messaging system failed to deliver most SMS text messages. IIT's emergency messaging provider has recognized this as a system-wide failure with the network and is actively investigating the problem.

This type of situation is why IIT maintains redundant channels of communication in time of an emergency. In addition to text messaging, please be sure to follow IIT Today on Twitter and Facebook and install the IIT Alert app on your iOS devices (iPad, iPhone, and iPod).

If you have any questions about IIT Alert or our emergency communications, please contact iittoday@iit.edu.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

bigfan wrote:

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: TOO LEAKY, VOLATILE AND EXPLODEY AT WORK!!!

Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:02 am

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Eaglo Jeff wrote:

However, due to a system problem with the cellular networks, the IIT Alert messaging system failed to deliver most SMS text messages. IIT's emergency messaging provider has recognized this as a system-wide failure with the network and is actively investigating the problem.

Darkside is going to be in trouble for this one.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: TOO LEAKY, VOLATILE AND EXPLODEY AT WORK!!!

Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:03 am

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Douchebag wrote:

Eaglo Jeff wrote:

Darkside is going to be in trouble for this one.

Secanted

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

bigfan wrote:

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: TOO LEAKY, VOLATILE AND EXPLODEY AT WORK!!!

Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:04 am

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Douchebag wrote:

Eaglo Jeff wrote:

Darkside is going to be in trouble for this one.

I let the radio rejects work on the cellular stuff.
I'd also be willing to wager that the cell networks were just ducky and someone just didn't do their job getting it out. I get "my phone was broke" and "my voicemail crashed" when really they mean to say "I ignored you" or "I fucked up and I'm gonna blame someone else".

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: TOO LEAKY, VOLATILE AND EXPLODEY AT WORK!!!

Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:05 am

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Darkside wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Eaglo Jeff wrote:

Darkside is going to be in trouble for this one.

I think it may have depended on the carrier too. A co-worker and myself received the message way before our boss did.

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bigfan wrote:

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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