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Makaveli

Post subject: Re: T.O. and his baby mamas on Dr Phil

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:38 am

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Anyone can become a baby mama. He shouldn't have settled for anything less than a 10 but he went for 5's.

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Krazy Ivan

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Makaveli wrote:

Anyone can become a baby mama. He shouldn't have settled for anything less than a 10 but he went for 5's.

3 5's make a 15...

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Beardown

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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:41 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

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I once had somone tell me they were on the pill. I told her "I can't trust that, I don't know you that well." She was pissed. So I handed her a drink, she threw it in my face and I went to a strip club and never saw her again.

I'll take the drink in the face rather than going on Dr. Phil and crying about child support.

fake stories. hilarious...

Everything was true except the drink in the face. But I always say that, so I thought I'd throw that in.

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:42 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

fake stories. hilarious...

I once had somone tell me they were on the pill. I told her I couldn't trust that, but she reassured me and asked me to buy her a drink. 2 weeks later I ran into her again and she told me she was pregnant. I got her another drink, handed her a coat hanger from the coat check, and told her to get busy with herself this time round.

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Makaveli

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Beardown wrote:

fake stories. hilarious...

2.0 told me it was okay too and I refused. Knowing that a woman wants kids, and my track record says my soldiers are deadly, there was absolutely no way in hell I would do something that stupid. She didn't pour a drink in my face but she was pissed. I heard the birth control story with my first and last kid.

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spmack

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Makaveli wrote:

Anyone can become a baby mama. He shouldn't have settled for anything less than a 10 but he went for 5's.

Yeah, that was the most shocking....the all looked pretty regular. Wasn't he dating a supermodel for a long time? That would have been the one to get preggers.

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Krazy Ivan

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Beardown wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Beardown wrote:

fake stories. hilarious...

Everything was true except the drink in the face. But I always say that, so I thought I'd throw that in.

I seriously doubt you've ever turned any form of sex down...

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Makaveli

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Makaveli wrote:

Anyone can become a baby mama. He shouldn't have settled for anything less than a 10 but he went for 5's.

3 5's make a 15...

I like solid bills.

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Makaveli

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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:44 am

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spmack wrote:

Makaveli wrote:

Anyone can become a baby mama. He shouldn't have settled for anything less than a 10 but he went for 5's.

Yeah, that was the most shocking....the all looked pretty regular. Wasn't he dating a supermodel for a long time? That would have been the one to get preggers.

Agreed.

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Makaveli

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In my "fake" story I didn't turn down the sex but it had to be postponed until a run to Walgreens could be made.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Makaveli wrote:

Anyone can become a baby mama. He shouldn't have settled for anything less than a 10 but he went for 5's.

3 5's make a 15...

Method Man said, "If you can't get yourself a 10, the least you can do is fuck five 2's."

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:47 am

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spmack wrote:

Wasn't he dating a supermodel for a long time? That would have been the one to get preggers.

Y'all gonna pop out a baby by 2014. I guarantee it.

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spmack

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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:48 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

spmack wrote:

Wasn't he dating a supermodel for a long time? That would have been the one to get preggers.

Y'all gonna pop out a baby by 2014. I guarantee it.

As if she doesn't make my life crazy enough. With my luck, I'd have a daughter just like her. Pass!

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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:50 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Makaveli wrote:

Anyone can become a baby mama. He shouldn't have settled for anything less than a 10 but he went for 5's.

3 5's make a 15...

Method Man said, "If you can't get yourself a 10, the least you can do is fuck five 2's."

Even caramel sundaes is gettin' touched

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Makaveli

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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:52 am

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spmack wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

spmack wrote:

Wasn't he dating a supermodel for a long time? That would have been the one to get preggers.

Y'all gonna pop out a baby by 2014. I guarantee it.

As if she doesn't make my life crazy enough. With my luck, I'd have a daughter just like her. Pass!

We had that talk after the Bulls game and I'm convinced that all Gemini women are bipolar and have at least 20 different personalities.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:53 am

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Makaveli wrote:

We had that talk after the Bulls game and I'm convinced that all Gemini women are bipolar and have at least 20 different personalities.

I had an experience with that once.

Once.

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Krazy Ivan

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Makaveli wrote:

We had that talk after the Bulls game and I'm convinced that all Gemini women are bipolar and have at least 20 different personalities.

You just described women...

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Makaveli

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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:55 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Makaveli wrote:

We had that talk after the Bulls game and I'm convinced that all Gemini women are bipolar and have at least 20 different personalities.

You just described women...

No. There is an EXTREME difference. Something you've never seen before. It makes you believe medication is needed.

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rogers park bryan

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Gloopan Kuratz

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

fake stories. hilarious...

HEY HEY HEY.....You all missed Frank's joke.

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spmack

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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:57 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Makaveli wrote:

We had that talk after the Bulls game and I'm convinced that all Gemini women are bipolar and have at least 20 different personalities.

You just described women...

She's a Pisces, and she likes to remind me of that all of time. Also lets me know that Rihanna and Tamar Braxton are Pisces as well.

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Makaveli

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Makaveli wrote:

We had that talk after the Bulls game and I'm convinced that all Gemini women are bipolar and have at least 20 different personalities.

I had an experience with that once.

Once.

I didn't make the connection between the months of birth until 2.0. I was too young to put it together.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:58 am

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spmack wrote:

She's a Pisces, and she likes to remind me of that all of time.

Yeah, she was telling us that too.

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spmack

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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 11:01 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

spmack wrote:

She's a Pisces, and she likes to remind me of that all of time.

Yeah, she was telling us that too.

Smh....

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 11:02 am

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Makaveli

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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 11:05 am

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Is there a 6 or 7 month rule or something I wasn't aware of? Where the woman turns crazy and starts wanting to move to extreme levels? She wants a kid and to live together. I don't want either. It hasn't been a year since I've lived without a woman and I still have plans on all of my kids being adults before I turn 43.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 11:12 am

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Makaveli wrote:

I guess my situation is kinda different, in that we both want the same thing. Thankfully she doesn't want any kids, but we'll likely be living together in late 2013 and engaged by early 2014.

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Krazy Ivan

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Makaveli wrote:

I guess my situation is kinda different, in that we both want the same thing. Thankfully she doesn't want any kids, but we'll likely be living together in late 2013 and engaged by early 2014.

happy for my MBBFF...

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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 11:14 am

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