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Anyone can become a baby mama. He shouldn't have settled for anything less than a 10 but he went for 5's.


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Anyone can become a baby mama. He shouldn't have settled for anything less than a 10 but he went for 5's.



3 5's make a 15...

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I once had somone tell me they were on the pill. I told her "I can't trust that, I don't know you that well." She was pissed. So I handed her a drink, she threw it in my face and I went to a strip club and never saw her again.

I'll take the drink in the face rather than going on Dr. Phil and crying about child support.



fake stories. hilarious...


Everything was true except the drink in the face. But I always say that, so I thought I'd throw that in.


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fake stories. hilarious...
I once had somone tell me they were on the pill. I told her I couldn't trust that, but she reassured me and asked me to buy her a drink. 2 weeks later I ran into her again and she told me she was pregnant. I got her another drink, handed her a coat hanger from the coat check, and told her to get busy with herself this time round.

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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I once had somone tell me they were on the pill. I told her "I can't trust that, I don't know you that well." She was pissed. So I handed her a drink, she threw it in my face and I went to a strip club and never saw her again.

I'll take the drink in the face rather than going on Dr. Phil and crying about child support.



fake stories. hilarious...


2.0 told me it was okay too and I refused. Knowing that a woman wants kids, and my track record says my soldiers are deadly, there was absolutely no way in hell I would do something that stupid. She didn't pour a drink in my face but she was pissed. I heard the birth control story with my first and last kid.


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Anyone can become a baby mama. He shouldn't have settled for anything less than a 10 but he went for 5's.

Yeah, that was the most shocking....the all looked pretty regular. Wasn't he dating a supermodel for a long time? That would have been the one to get preggers.

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I once had somone tell me they were on the pill. I told her "I can't trust that, I don't know you that well." She was pissed. So I handed her a drink, she threw it in my face and I went to a strip club and never saw her again.

I'll take the drink in the face rather than going on Dr. Phil and crying about child support.



fake stories. hilarious...


Everything was true except the drink in the face. But I always say that, so I thought I'd throw that in.


I seriously doubt you've ever turned any form of sex down...

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Makaveli wrote:
Anyone can become a baby mama. He shouldn't have settled for anything less than a 10 but he went for 5's.



3 5's make a 15...


I like solid bills.


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spmack wrote:
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Anyone can become a baby mama. He shouldn't have settled for anything less than a 10 but he went for 5's.

Yeah, that was the most shocking....the all looked pretty regular. Wasn't he dating a supermodel for a long time? That would have been the one to get preggers.


Agreed.


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In my "fake" story I didn't turn down the sex but it had to be postponed until a run to Walgreens could be made.


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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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Anyone can become a baby mama. He shouldn't have settled for anything less than a 10 but he went for 5's.



3 5's make a 15...

Method Man said, "If you can't get yourself a 10, the least you can do is fuck five 2's."

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Wasn't he dating a supermodel for a long time? That would have been the one to get preggers.

Y'all gonna pop out a baby by 2014. I guarantee it.

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Wasn't he dating a supermodel for a long time? That would have been the one to get preggers.

Y'all gonna pop out a baby by 2014. I guarantee it.

As if she doesn't make my life crazy enough. With my luck, I'd have a daughter just like her. Pass!

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
Makaveli wrote:
Anyone can become a baby mama. He shouldn't have settled for anything less than a 10 but he went for 5's.



3 5's make a 15...

Method Man said, "If you can't get yourself a 10, the least you can do is fuck five 2's."

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spmack wrote:
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Wasn't he dating a supermodel for a long time? That would have been the one to get preggers.

Y'all gonna pop out a baby by 2014. I guarantee it.

As if she doesn't make my life crazy enough. With my luck, I'd have a daughter just like her. Pass!


We had that talk after the Bulls game and I'm convinced that all Gemini women are bipolar and have at least 20 different personalities.


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We had that talk after the Bulls game and I'm convinced that all Gemini women are bipolar and have at least 20 different personalities.

I had an experience with that once.

Once.

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Makaveli wrote:
We had that talk after the Bulls game and I'm convinced that all Gemini women are bipolar and have at least 20 different personalities.



You just described women...

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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We had that talk after the Bulls game and I'm convinced that all Gemini women are bipolar and have at least 20 different personalities.



You just described women...


:lol: No. There is an EXTREME difference. Something you've never seen before. It makes you believe medication is needed.


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fake stories. hilarious...
I once had somone tell me they were on the pill. I told her I couldn't trust that, but she reassured me and asked me to buy her a drink. 2 weeks later I ran into her again and she told me she was pregnant. I got her another drink, handed her a coat hanger from the coat check, and told her to get busy with herself this time round.

HEY HEY HEY.....You all missed Frank's joke.

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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We had that talk after the Bulls game and I'm convinced that all Gemini women are bipolar and have at least 20 different personalities.



You just described women...

She's a Pisces, and she likes to remind me of that all of time. Also lets me know that Rihanna and Tamar Braxton are Pisces as well.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
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We had that talk after the Bulls game and I'm convinced that all Gemini women are bipolar and have at least 20 different personalities.

I had an experience with that once.

Once.


I didn't make the connection between the months of birth until 2.0. I was too young to put it together.


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She's a Pisces, and she likes to remind me of that all of time.

:lol: Yeah, she was telling us that too.

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She's a Pisces, and she likes to remind me of that all of time.

:lol: Yeah, she was telling us that too.

:roll: Smh....

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Is there a 6 or 7 month rule or something I wasn't aware of? Where the woman turns crazy and starts wanting to move to extreme levels? She wants a kid and to live together. I don't want either. It hasn't been a year since I've lived without a woman and I still have plans on all of my kids being adults before I turn 43.


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Is there a 6 or 7 month rule or something I wasn't aware of? Where the woman turns crazy and starts wanting to move to extreme levels? She wants a kid and to live together. I don't want either. It hasn't been a year since I've lived without a woman and I still have plans on all of my kids being adults before I turn 43.

I guess my situation is kinda different, in that we both want the same thing. Thankfully she doesn't want any kids, but we'll likely be living together in late 2013 and engaged by early 2014.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
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Is there a 6 or 7 month rule or something I wasn't aware of? Where the woman turns crazy and starts wanting to move to extreme levels? She wants a kid and to live together. I don't want either. It hasn't been a year since I've lived without a woman and I still have plans on all of my kids being adults before I turn 43.

I guess my situation is kinda different, in that we both want the same thing. Thankfully she doesn't want any kids, but we'll likely be living together in late 2013 and engaged by early 2014.


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