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spanky

Post subject: It's Cubs/Sox week!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 10:40 am

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Never too early to start the meatball festivities!

Let's begin with a two-parter:

1). How many White Sox fans will be arrested at Wrigley this week for beating people up and randomly assaulting field personnel?
2). How many teeth will all of the women being referenced in part 1 have in their mouth (combined)?

I like the Cubs to take 2 of 3 - Sox coming off crazy travel, and assuming no rainouts, SHARK will dominate on Friday.

BTW - plenty of tickets available if you are interested in attending. The bad news is - good luck getting to the stadium with all of the NATO-hippies in the way.

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Post subject: Re: It's Cubs/Sox week!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 10:42 am

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The Quest for the BP CUP hits year two on the Northside

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spanky

Post subject: Re: It's Cubs/Sox week!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 10:44 am

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I bet Hawk hates this series because he can't sit 30 feet away from Stoney during the broadcast.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: It's Cubs/Sox week!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 10:45 am

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A matchup between two bad baseball teams. I'm good.

When it's over, tell me who won.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: It's Cubs/Sox week!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 10:48 am

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I predict SHARK posts play by play about 4 minutes behind the pace of the actual game.

Looks to be Humber, Danks, Peavy. If the Sox give up more than 3 runs, they are likely to lose.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: It's Cubs/Sox week!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 10:49 am

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When the Cubs win this series, maybe even sweep, it should be the start of a better stretch for them.

The previous 9 series leading up to this one:
PHI
@ STL
@ MIL
ATL
LAD
@ CIN
@ PHI
STL
CIN

That's a pretty rough stretch in the NL.

The Cubs get Houston, Pittsburgh and San Diego immediately following the South Side Joke Squad. This series could be the springboard to the promised land.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: It's Cubs/Sox week!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 10:53 am

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Fri: Humber vs. Samardzija
Sat: Danks vs. Dempster
Sun: Peavy vs. Maholm

Looks like the Sox will need to rely on Peavy to salvage a game.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: It's Cubs/Sox week!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 10:58 am

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Also - the ultra rare Saturday night game included in this one. I don;t see what could possibly go wrong in that scenario.

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: It's Cubs/Sox week!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 11:02 am

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Clevenger better be activated by then.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: It's Cubs/Sox week!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 11:04 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

A matchup between two bad baseball teams. I'm good.

When it's over, tell me who won.

Kid, do you need a good man hug today?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: It's Cubs/Sox week!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 11:06 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

A matchup between two bad baseball teams. I'm good.

When it's over, tell me who won.

Kid, do you need a good man hug today?

Nah, I'm good. Baseball just sucks in Chicago as usual.

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Northside_Dan

Post subject: Re: It's Cubs/Sox week!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 11:06 am

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spanky wrote:

Also - the ultra rare Saturday night game included in this one. I don;t see what could possibly go wrong in that scenario.

I'll be attending my first Cubs/Sox game this night. Hoping to contribute to the bad news.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: It's Cubs/Sox week!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 11:08 am

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Northside_Dan wrote:

spanky wrote:

Also - the ultra rare Saturday night game included in this one. I don;t see what could possibly go wrong in that scenario.

I'll be attending my first Cubs/Sox game this night. Hoping to contribute to the bad news.

It may be ok because many of the Sox fan/thugs will probably get caught up in NATO rioting throughout the day.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: It's Cubs/Sox week!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 11:18 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

A matchup between two bad baseball teams. I'm good.

When it's over, tell me who won.

Kid, do you need a good man hug today?

Nah, I'm good. Baseball just sucks in Chicago as usual.

It's not good in Milwaukee either.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: It's Cubs/Sox week!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 11:19 am

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Northside_Dan wrote:

spanky wrote:

Also - the ultra rare Saturday night game included in this one. I don;t see what could possibly go wrong in that scenario.

I'll be attending my first Cubs/Sox game this night. Hoping to contribute to the bad news.

Remember Dan, dress like a protester.

So, take a look at any douchebag sitting in the bleachers at Wrigley, and copy accordingly...jobless sob's.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: It's Cubs/Sox week!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 11:21 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Northside_Dan wrote:

spanky wrote:

Also - the ultra rare Saturday night game included in this one. I don;t see what could possibly go wrong in that scenario.

I'll be attending my first Cubs/Sox game this night. Hoping to contribute to the bad news.

Remember Dan, dress like a protester.

So, take a look at any douchebag sitting in the bleachers at Wrigley, and copy accordingly...jobless sob's.

Poor Douchebag

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spanky

Post subject: Re: It's Cubs/Sox week!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 11:29 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

So, take a look at any douchebag sitting in the bleachers at Wrigley

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Post subject: Re: It's Cubs/Sox week!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 11:37 am

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spanky

Post subject: Re: It's Cubs/Sox week!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 11:45 am

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: It's Cubs/Sox week!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 11:53 am

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conns7901

Post subject: Re: It's Cubs/Sox week!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 11:54 am

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Two teams, one cup

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Brick

Post subject: Re: It's Cubs/Sox week!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 12:10 pm

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It would be nice to have a rivalry with a team with a recent title, but unfortunately the Cubs, Twins, and Tigers haven't been able to get it done.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: It's Cubs/Sox week!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 12:14 pm

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: It's Cubs/Sox week!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 12:15 pm

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conns7901 wrote:

Two teams, one cup

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: It's Cubs/Sox week!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 4:08 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

It would be nice to have a rivalry with a team with a recent title, but unfortunately the Cubs, Twins, and Tigers haven't been able to get it done.

after you get past the 5 year mark, you no longer have a "recent" title.

Spanky is doing some great work here.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: It's Cubs/Sox week!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 4:11 pm

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RFDC wrote:

after you get past the 5 year mark, you no longer have a "recent" title.

That's just something that fans of teams who haven't won recently say.

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: It's Cubs/Sox week!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 5:22 pm

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spanky wrote:

That says it all right there.

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Post subject: Re: It's Cubs/Sox week!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 5:44 pm

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ten year rule?

spanky wrote:

Also - the ultra rare Saturday night game included in this one. I don;t see what could possibly go wrong in that scenario.

party at Bigfan's

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Post subject: Re: It's Cubs/Sox week!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 5:53 pm

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Any of you Cub fans coming out Friday to root on your champions?

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: It's Cubs/Sox week!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 6:06 pm

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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:

Quote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU0TclVQ7RU

That says it all right there.

Fixed and agreed.

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