I think you guys are confusing assault with battery. I don't practice crimlaw, and I haven't looked it up in about 10 years, but as far as I can remember, if there is any sort of offensive touching, even if by spittle or other projectile, a battery has usually occurred.

Assault is typically defined as putting someone in fear of an impending battery, and is many times a verbal action.

Again, it has been a while, but I think that this distinction is pretty generally accepted.

How dare those banks make loans to us when they knew we couldn't afford the payments

Financial and Jackson

[and vichyssoise is cold potato soup and a sausage is an animal's muscles stuffed into its rectum...what's your point

Not sure what your knowledge of the strikezone is, DB. The fact is Sox fans have never attacked an opposing player. Never. Cubs fans have twice.

WORST PEOPLE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD

#1 Cubs Fans
#2 NATO protestors
#3 shakes
#4 Nazi's
#5 NHL players
#6 White Sox fans.

BOOM!

3 of these are correct.

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

:lol: DBag


There will be no riots. The worst part will be the travel restrictions....

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Thursday...5 O'clock

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.

I work in Deerfield and our building management just sent a memo to everyone stating they were heightening building security procedures because of expected protesters on our campus tomorrow through Tuesday. WTH are these people doing protesting in Deerfield for???

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

I just saw someone walking down Canal in a NPR T-Shirt. Shit's about to get real...

Some protest beginning on Randolph. Supposedly 200 people or so.

Im pretty hammered right now.

There's a Bicycle themed protest going on on LaSalle and Jackson

Right now id say the Cops and protestors are even at 60 or 70 each.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

I think that's more than reasonable.

Again...double standard.

As soon as bicycles come into play, everybody gets all high and mighty around here.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

There's going to be some problems if I have trouble getting hookers this weekend.

I think that's more than reasonable.

Again...double standard.

As soon as bicycles come into play, everybody gets all high and mighty around here.