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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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BREAKING NEWS - Sox doctors have confirmed that Samardzija's pitch did, in fact, break Paul Konerko's steroid needle. He'll be out until such time as new product can take effect.

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BREAKING NEWS - Sox doctors have confirmed that Samardzija's pitch did, in fact, break Paul Konerko's steroid needle. He'll be out until such time as new product can take effect.
Konerko isn't the one of those two that miraculously became a decent MLB player after being a bust this year.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
BREAKING NEWS - Sox doctors have confirmed that Samardzija's pitch did, in fact, break Paul Konerko's steroid needle. He'll be out until such time as new product can take effect.
Konerko isn't the one of those two that miraculously became a decent MLB player after being a bust this year.


No, he did it in 2010.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
BREAKING NEWS - Sox doctors have confirmed that Samardzija's pitch did, in fact, break Paul Konerko's steroid needle. He'll be out until such time as new product can take effect.
Konerko isn't the one of those two that miraculously became a decent MLB player after being a bust this year.


No, he did it in 2010.
No, he would have to have been on it for longer than that.

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Christ almighty Sox fans are the fucking worst I can't take this shitty thread anymore.

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So being a Cubs fan = meatball?

I even said it myself, citing TV ratings in an effort to dismiss a title win was shallow. I owned up to it. A meatball would not.

Obviously winning the world series is goddamn awesome, and I'd love for the Cubs to do that. This rebuilding process is part of what I believe will do that.

Yet Sox fans have derailed this thread into another pointless dick measuring contest because they feel like Kerry Wood should've been booed off of the field, and I'm the meatball? Please.

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I think Wood's kid should've left him hanging.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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Konerko isn't the one of those two that miraculously became a decent MLB player after being a bust this year.


No, he did it in 2010.
No, he would have to have been on it for longer than that.


You know who the best steroid player I ever saw was.....Harold Baines.

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Christ almighty Sox fans are the fucking worst I can't take this shitty thread anymore.
You realize its Cubs fans that pushed it to this point? 90% of the posts during the game before about the 8th inning were just about the game.

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Sox nation is just pissed they didn't have enough notice to get their mascot and number 1 fan out of the meth lab and to the ballpark so he could do his thing to Kerry Wood after his final appearance.

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My work here is done.

Time to go drink and have dinner with my family and pretend to be a normal person.

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Sox nation is just pissed they didn't have enough notice to get their mascot and number 1 fan out of the meth lab and to the ballpark so he could do his thing to Kerry Wood after his final appearance.

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Douchebag beat you to that punch.

Christ can't you people read?

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Dewskie wrote:
So being a Cubs fan = meatball?

I even said it myself, citing TV ratings in an effort to dismiss a title win was shallow. I owned up to it. A meatball would not.

Obviously winning the world series is goddamn awesome, and I'd love for the Cubs to do that. This rebuilding process is part of what I believe will do that.

Yet Sox fans have derailed this thread into another pointless dick measuring contest because they feel like Kerry Wood should've been booed off of the field, and I'm the meatball? Please.
I don't know what that has to do with anything.

Anyways, thank you for owning up to it. I accept your apology.

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Sox nation is just pissed they didn't have enough notice to get their mascot and number 1 fan out of the meth lab and to the ballpark so he could do his thing to Kerry Wood after his final appearance.

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Douchebag beat you to that punch.

Christ can't you people read?


I'm not reading 8 pages of this shit.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
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Christ almighty Sox fans are the fucking worst I can't take this shitty thread anymore.
You realize its Cubs fans that pushed it to this point? 90% of the posts during the game before about the 8th inning were just about the game.

Blow it out your ass. Every time this thing goes off the rails, it's the same three people involved, and they're not Cubs fans.

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I'm stepping down from my soapbox on this one. This is my first ever CSFMB Sox/Cubs "I hate your face" thread, so I can only imagine that this happens a few times a year and each one is exponentially stupider than the last.

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Curious Hair wrote:
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Christ almighty Sox fans are the fucking worst I can't take this shitty thread anymore.
You realize its Cubs fans that pushed it to this point? 90% of the posts during the game before about the 8th inning were just about the game.

Blow it out your ass. Every time this thing goes off the rails, it's the same three people involved, and they're not Cubs fans.
Wow. Maybe BRick does need to call the whaambulance.

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I know right?

Calm down Cub fans.

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Ya know for all the jokes about Kerry Wood's 17? or whatever it is DL trips, he also came back that many times. Dude has had more than enough cash since 03.


He was a good starting pitcher for a few years. Then he came back and was a good closer for a team that won 97 games


Dissappointing, but not a bad career.
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Christ almighty Sox fans are the fucking worst I can't take this shitty thread anymore.



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White Sox world series title was known for two things:

- the sox winning the title
- lowest rated world series of all time

TV ratings are a shallow thing to broach in the context of winning a title, but the fact that absolutely nobody in the sports scene would acknowledge the team winning the big show only furthered contempt. I'm happy that the Sox won a championship, but it makes me smile inside knowing reruns of Matlock outdrew every game in the series.




I thought the Sox WS title was known for some of the best and most exciting baseball ever played in the playoffs:

-1 loss in the entire run
- 4 complete games in the WS sweep
-just about every victory was a by 1 run
-clutch hitting by different players every game
-striking out the side in Boston with the bases loaded


I stopped following baseball after the Sox won the series (per my long standing arrangement with God), but since the Sox won has there been a winner who had a more impressive post season performance than the Sox?

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Even shakes is making sense in this thread!!

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since the Sox won has there been a winner who had a more impressive post season performance than the Sox?


Each time the Cardinals have won a title it's apparently preceded with the greatest baseball ever played by anyone at any time. Otherwise maybe the Rockies of a years back, maybe?

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This thread is getting Larussa UGLY.

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This thread is getting Larussa UGLY.

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Yikes. He looks like Mad-Eye Moody.

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jimmypasta wrote:
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Yikes. He looks like Mad-Eye Moody.

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