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That the President has to be a natural born citizen. I'd have voted for Arnold.

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Cannabis being illegal.

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That we can't necessarily sue the government, but foreign investors can.


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PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2012 6:01 pm 
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Ghey Marriage (keeping my fingers crossed for Camps/Lipid!!!!!)
Gambling laws
Any upcoming internet sales tax law
Obama's health care law


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That is law now.


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Red light or speeding camera violations. Money grab without havingto pay cops to sit on site. :x

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Cannabis being illegal.




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That we don't use the metric system.

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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2012 8:23 am 
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
That we don't use the metric system.






not really a law..but we should be using the metric system

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That we don't use the metric system.






not really a law..but we should be using the metric system


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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2012 9:23 am 
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
That we don't use the metric system.


at my work (manufacturing) the majority of the blueprints are in metric. i'd say 75/25
my idiot boss insists on converting to english for all the forms and shit
drives me insane. there's no reason to do it.


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Bagels wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
That we don't use the metric system.


at my work (manufacturing) the majority of the blueprints are in metric. i'd say 75/25
my idiot boss insists on converting to english for all the forms and shit
drives me insane. there's no reason to do it.

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Accepting the metric system is one step away from accepting communism.

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Using the Electoral College to determine Presidential elections rather than direct election.

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Using the Electoral College to determine Presidential elections rather than direct election.


and to think all these years i've been rocking the vote its for nothing ?


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Douchebag wrote:
Bagels wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
That we don't use the metric system.


at my work (manufacturing) the majority of the blueprints are in metric. i'd say 75/25
my idiot boss insists on converting to english for all the forms and shit
drives me insane. there's no reason to do it.

Le Big Mac.


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That "Vote or Die" campaign really was just a call to murder.

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Appropriate age to go fight in a war - 18
Appropriate age to drink a beer - 21


that one is easy. dying in a war is much more noble than dying in a alcohol related accident


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Bagels wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
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Appropriate age to drink a beer - 21


that one is easy. dying in a war is much more noble than dying in a alcohol related accident


What if cannabis and caffeine are involved?

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