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sjboyd0137

Post subject: 5/22 SHARK is asleep at the wheel

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 10:24 am

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BernStine and Goff are in.

Coobs talk.

Basketball talk.

Maybe a phone call with Joe from Evanston.

Sox talk.

In that order.

Your production team today:
Cecil "The human garbage disposal" Humperdink
The Matt Abbatacola looking Matt Abbatacola
Johnny No, Johnny No is your intern

Joe "The Dancing Fool" Bartosch on updates.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: 5/22 SHARK is asleep at the wheel

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 10:44 am

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That was good Boyd.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: 5/22 SHARK is asleep at the wheel

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 11:01 am

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Looks good.

Love the S in BernSTine.

Keep it up.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: 5/22 SHARK is asleep at the wheel

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 11:02 am

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SomeGuy wrote:

Love the S in BernSTine.

Keep it up.

No.

That was the only part I didn't like.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: 5/22 SHARK is asleep at the wheel

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 11:21 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

Love the S in BernSTine.

Keep it up.

No.

That was the only part I didn't like.

Of course you didn't.

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Northside_Dan

Post subject: Re: 5/22 SHARK is asleep at the wheel

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 11:28 am

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Going to be an annoying damn show today if this tweet is any indication

Dan Bernstein ‏@dan_bernstein
No true #NBA fan is allowed to ignore how good Lebron James is. This from SI's @Rosenberg_Mike:
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http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/w ... index.html

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: 5/22 SHARK is asleep at the wheel

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 11:36 am

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Northside_Dan wrote:

Sounds like classic 'STINE.

I will be on a jet plane headed back to Chicago during the show so Brogue and NSDan, you guys will have to remain frosty until the morrow.

GOO LUCK.

GODSPEED.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: 5/22 SHARK is asleep at the wheel

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 11:40 am

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Brick

Post subject: Re: 5/22 SHARK is asleep at the wheel

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 11:45 am

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Northside_Dan wrote:

Let's just give Lebron the title of greatest of all time for probably beating the Pacers in the second round of the NBA playoffs.

Does he not realize that Lebron has been to multiple finals. Who cares about this series? Win a title and then we can talk.

After all, the major reason Lebron is having to "single handedly" beat the Pacers is because he chose to go to Miami and basically play with Wade, Bosh, and a bunch of retreads.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: 5/22 SHARK is asleep at the wheel

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 11:53 am

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Who is saying Lebron isn't good? :lol:

Keep fighting the good fight, lil' Danny.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 5/22 SHARK is asleep at the wheel

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 12:15 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Actually, Wayne Randazzo will relieve the Jenny Jones-looking Kerry Sayers at Union Station today at 1:30p when Bernsy & Goff sign on officially. I wish Bartosch was doing updates though...

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Dave In Champaign

Post subject: Re: 5/22 SHARK is asleep at the wheel

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 12:17 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

Who is saying Lebron isn't good?

LIKE EVERYONE ON TWITTER

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spanky

Post subject: Re: 5/22 SHARK is asleep at the wheel

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 12:19 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Actually, Wayne Randazzo will relieve the Jenny Jones-looking Kerry Sayers at Union Station today at 1:30p when Bernsy & Goff sign on officially. I wish Bartosch was doing updates though...

SHARK has just defeated the evil anti-Shark crusade.

In your (collective) face.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 5/22 SHARK is asleep at the wheel

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 12:24 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Actually, Wayne Randazzo will relieve the Jenny Jones-looking Kerry Sayers at Union Station today at 1:30p

Right out in the open?

I might have to stop over there

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 5/22 SHARK is asleep at the wheel

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 12:27 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Actually, Wayne Randazzo will relieve the Jenny Jones-looking Kerry Sayers at Union Station today at 1:30p

Right out in the open?

I might have to stop over there

Yep. In fact...

http://events.chicago.cbslocal.com/chic ... 48296009-7

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: 5/22 SHARK is asleep at the wheel

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 12:32 pm

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SHARK wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Actually, Wayne Randazzo will relieve the Jenny Jones-looking Kerry Sayers at Union Station today at 1:30p when Bernsy & Goff sign on officially. I wish Bartosch was doing updates though...

It doesn't matter, SHARK. Also, I still don't see your Jenny Jones/Kerry Sayers comparison.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: 5/22 SHARK is asleep at the wheel

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 12:33 pm

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That's a put down to the fleet afoot Jenny Jones, SHARK.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 5/22 SHARK is asleep at the wheel

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 12:41 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

That's a put down to the fleet afoot Jenny Jones, SHARK.

I call it as I see it.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: 5/22 SHARK is asleep at the wheel

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 12:44 pm

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I can't even tell which one is which.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 5/22 SHARK is asleep at the wheel

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 12:46 pm

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: 5/22 SHARK is asleep at the wheel

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 12:48 pm

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All white people look alike to SHARK.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 5/22 SHARK is asleep at the wheel

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 12:49 pm

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Telegram Sam wrote:

All white people look alike to SHARK.

I wish I had "B & B's" soundboard...This would apply.

"THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!"

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 5/22 SHARK is asleep at the wheel

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 1:30 pm

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Here's the Tuesday game plan with Bernsy & Goff...

*2p: Pro Football Weekly's Eric Edholm
*3p: NBA.com's Steve Aschburner
*3:30p: "The Second Half"

As advertised above, "Scoreboard Updates" with Wayne Randazzo all afternoon from The Sports Corner at Union Station until 6p. Speaking of 6p, Laurence "Mr. Multimedia" Holmes has "Xfinity Feedback Zone Live" in advance of Twins/White Sox. Chris Rongey has the White Sox Radio Network pregame at 6:35p followed by the hometown call at 7:10p from U.S. Cellular Field. "SCORE Overnight" with Les Grobstein & Adam Harris follows the Sox postgame...as far as I know.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: 5/22 SHARK is asleep at the wheel

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 2:18 pm

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Good hit with Eric Edholm. It was actually good to hear a little football talk (just a little).

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: 5/22 SHARK is asleep at the wheel

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 2:21 pm

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Have you guys noticed how much more comfortable and less irritated Bernstein sounds with Goff than with Laurence?

When Laurence co-hosts with Berns, Berns is usually cutting him off mid-sentence and generally showing little patience with how much of an annoying little pissant Laurence can be in general. It's similar to how Mac treats Laurence. This has been a nice listen though. Jason and Bernstein have a lot of chemistry on the air. I'm very happy Laurence hasn't subbed because those are generally bad shows, and I wouldn't be listening right now.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 5/22 SHARK is asleep at the wheel

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 2:22 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

OKC, consider yourself warned. Laurence sits in Thursday & Friday with Dan B in the afternoon. Enjoy Bernsy with Jason now while it lasts.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: 5/22 SHARK is asleep at the wheel

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 2:26 pm

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Damn. That sucks.

Well, they gotta give Laurence something to do I guess.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 5/22 SHARK is asleep at the wheel

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 2:29 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Damn. That sucks.

Well, they gotta give Laurence something to do I guess.

They didn't update the schedule on The SCORE's page at CBSchicago.com, OKC. Goff sits in until 6p, but I'm not sure who sits in with Bernsy tomorrow. Holmes does so Thursday & Friday.

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uofiguy

Post subject: Re: 5/22 SHARK is asleep at the wheel

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 2:33 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Couldn't agree more. Add that to the fact that they haven't taken a ton of (intentionally dumb)callers the last couple segments, and he seems quite relaxed. So disappointing to hear LoHo back Thursday and Friday. With the lack of a lot of local sports buzz lately, expect lots of Larry macking on the ladies discussion.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 5/22 SHARK is asleep at the wheel

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 2:38 pm

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uofiguy wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

It is definitely a letdown when Holmes sits in the last 2 days this week.

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