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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 10:52 am 
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This is good stuff....I really appreciate it, guys.

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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 10:53 am 
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Q.Bovifs wrote:
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I definitely wouldn't do it either. The single life is for the birds.

The legendary Frank Coztansa once had a quote in his signature:

"If you love somebody, set them free. If somebody loves you, don't fuck up."

Pretty much sums it up.

Fuck being single.

Using rubbers is for fishermen, and having to trust a new girl when she says she doesn't have any STDs is a roller-coaster that I don't miss.


Everyone can be tested but it doesn't mean that they can't get an STD at a later date. Also unwanted pregnancies is a big reason to use condoms. No doubt the feeling without a condom is so much better.


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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 10:55 am 
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I figured most non-single guys over 21 just the spend the day or night with their girl. Dinner or something. I don't consider birthdays a big deal. I think bigfan had it right when he said it's more for others than you.

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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 10:56 am 
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Everyone can be tested but it doesn't mean that they can't get an STD at a later date. Also unwanted pregnancies is a big reason to use condoms. No doubt the feeling without a condom is so much better.


Sounds like a pretty wild birthday to me.


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My birthday is on the most racist of holidays(besides St. Patricks Day) so I just celebrate that.


Casmir Pulaski Day?
:lol: Cinco De Mayo, where a bunch of Americans celebrate a Mexican holiday more than it's celebrated in Mexico by getting wasted and eating Americanized Mexican cuisine.

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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 10:56 am 
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My is July 2nd, so somtimes there are Holiday happenings going on. If not, just a low key bbq/get together the weekend before or after is fine. And if nothing happens, thats ok too.

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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 10:57 am 
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Makaveli wrote:
Q.Bovifs wrote:
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I definitely wouldn't do it either. The single life is for the birds.

The legendary Frank Coztansa once had a quote in his signature:

"If you love somebody, set them free. If somebody loves you, don't fuck up."

Pretty much sums it up.

Fuck being single.

Using rubbers is for fishermen, and having to trust a new girl when she says she doesn't have any STDs is a roller-coaster that I don't miss.


Everyone can be tested but it doesn't mean that they can't get an STD at a later date. Also unwanted pregnancies is a big reason to use condoms. No doubt the feeling without a condom is so much better.

I swear you guys are going to make me find that Doug quote.

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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 10:58 am 
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They'd have to glue mine to your forehead....

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
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Everyone can be tested but it doesn't mean that they can't get an STD at a later date. Also unwanted pregnancies is a big reason to use condoms. No doubt the feeling without a condom is so much better.


Sounds like a pretty wild birthday to me.


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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 11:02 am 
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I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and stay out aaallllllllll night!

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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 11:04 am 
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My wife makes a big deal out of it. I try to keep it low key but she always feels the need to do something.

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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 11:04 am 
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I've noticed this phenomena is worse in the FB era...

I'm like spmack and most dudes, I don't really give a shit about the day itself. My ladyfriend, on the day in question (my 40th, so presumedly a bigger deal than normal) invited a few of our good friends to dinner via Facebook and email. I didn't really know anything about it until people started calling with questions about the restaurant. It worked out fine, but I did have to message everyone requesting that no gifts were required. Sometimes it's better just to let the ladies indulge themselves on these occasions, you still might get a nice 'present' in the end...

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Sometimes it's better just to let the ladies indulge themselves on these occasions, you still might get a nice 'present' in the end...

Unless the planned idea sounds especially awful this is definitely the way to go. One of the best things about having a girlfriend is not having to plan shit.

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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 11:12 am 
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I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and stay out aaallllllllll night!

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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 11:16 am 
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Ok, I'm understanding more now....it seems like women not only like to celebrate their own birthday, but they like to celebrate their man's birthday as well...or at least put together something big for them, because the want the attention of it all.


Makes sense.

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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 11:17 am 
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That, and they get to show you off.

I bet she makes Tshirts of you and uses of that pic of you in the bathroom. I hope you asked for a full length mirror for your BDay!

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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 11:19 am 
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Casual dinner and ice cream with my family are a perfect birthday night for me. It's nice to get well wishes over the phone from people during the day.

Goulash at Laschett's on Irving with some German beer is ideal for me

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I'll be a man this summer (40) and I know my wife is planning some sort of surprise party...not interested...

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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 11:26 am 
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That, and they get to show you off.

I bet she makes Tshirts of you and uses of that pic of you in the bathroom. I hope you asked for a full length mirror for your BDay!

That's gonna be my profile pic for the weekend, buddy!

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That, and they get to show you off.

I bet she makes Tshirts of you and uses of that pic of you in the bathroom. I hope you asked for a full length mirror for your BDay!

:shock:

If so, end it yesterday. The Jesus chick will seem normal and unattached by comparison.

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Like everyone else, I want nothing special on my birthday. My parents like to celebrate birthdays however, so we will usually go to their house on a Sunday for dinner and cake. They do this for all their kids and our wives/girlfriends.

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Like everyone else, I want nothing special on my birthday.

Too late buddy. You're gonna get it.



See what I mean? Gay...

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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Like everyone else, I want nothing special on my birthday. My parents like to celebrate birthdays however, so we will usually go to their house on a Sunday for dinner and cake. They do this for all their kids and our wives/girlfriends.

They'll recognize that in Europe soon.

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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Like everyone else, I want nothing special on my birthday. My parents like to celebrate birthdays however, so we will usually go to their house on a Sunday for dinner and cake. They do this for all their kids and our wives/girlfriends.


Same here...

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I like a huge deal. Parties, orgies, gifts etc.


I settle for a quick dinner while were planning our daughters festivities for 3 days later.


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I like to go out to just a simple dinner with family and or friends.

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I like to go out to just a simple dinner with family and or friends.

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Nah,I go to more of a steak house. Hooters is good but no.

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I'm in line with the general consensus around here. BBQ or Chinese food and liquor. Maybe an extra favor from the Missus, but that's about it.

The coolest things though were the cards my sons made when they were still in preschool/kindergarten. I'm always surprised when the wife wonders why I still keep them.

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