I'm not ready to let go yet...

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

You gotta think 'I got a message board friend. I got a responsibility.' If your message board friend wants to breakup you don't fight for an hour then call it quits. You get your ass out there and you fight for that fucking friend.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

When it comes to the Bears, America is just a slobbering shitwagon. Every single opinion of his regarding this team is the most pristine of doomsday horseshit.

It isnt like a nuclear bomb where both of you must turn the key

It should be spmack. Make it board-official.

I'm not ready to let go yet...

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

whoa is that from over the top? that movie was majestic.

I'm bored. But besides all that...

I need a new best friend here. Ivan been straight up actin shady lately, son. I expect my best friend to:

1. Agree with a good 90% of my opinions
2. Back me up during board fights

He hasn't done that. Me and him, we used to be a team. We ain't that no mo. The winds of change just keep moving, I suppose.

Anyway yeah, either this thread dies or it goes 4 pages max but either way, I will have a NEW message board best friend forever when it's all said and done.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

Kid, you alright tonight? You need anything?

Im pretty hammered right now.

I pretty much agree with 90% of what OKC wrote here.
Granted the 10% was probably some of the dumbest shit I've ever read, but I'm not focusing on that.

Anybody got something to say about this thread? Come see me. I'll have all your answers.



............aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Ninjas.

But you are a kid.

I might be interested. I'm looking to establish my first board friend.

I'm bored. But besides all that...

I need a new best friend here. Ivan been straight up actin shady lately, son. I expect my best friend to:

1. Agree with a good 90% of my opinions
2. Back me up during board fights

He hasn't done that. Me and him, we used to be a team. We ain't that no mo. The winds of change just keep moving, I suppose.

Anyway yeah, either this thread dies or it goes 4 pages max but either way, I will have a NEW message board best friend forever when it's all said and done.

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

How about Hoffy/Juggs?

I'm bored. But besides all that...

I need a new best friend here. Ivan been straight up actin shady lately, son. I expect my best friend to:

1. Agree with a good 90% of my opinions
2. Back me up during board fights

He hasn't done that. Me and him, we used to be a team. We ain't that no mo. The winds of change just keep moving, I suppose.

Anyway yeah, either this thread dies or it goes 4 pages max but either way, I will have a NEW message board best friend forever when it's all said and done.

I will be your message board best friend for the low price of $59.99!!

$69, and I'll owe you one.


What?

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.