Monsoon: Welcome everyone to a half-filled Katie O'Connor's here in lovely Plainfield. I'm Gorilla Monsoon along with my broadcast partner Jesse Ventura. And Jess, we have quite a card here tonight.

Ventura: We sure do Monsoon. Two championships are on the line tonight as RFDC defends the InterWebs Championship and The Grand Score defend their Tag Team belts. Let's not waste anymore time with small talk.

Monsoon: Good idea. Off we go with our opening contest here on Memorial Day Massacre.


Opening Contest: Woodridge Ryan vs Baby McNown

The bell sounds as the two circle one another and go into a quick collar and elbow tie up. Woodridge Ryan escapes and nails a forearm across the shoulders, he then grinds McNown’s face on the rope and goes into the corner. Woodridge Ryan stands on the second rope and hammers away with punches, but McNown grabs Woodridge Ryan in a power bomb and lands an Obamabomb in the center of the ring. McNown goes for a quick cover but Woodridge Ryan kicks out on two. McNown then whips him off the ropes and Woodridge Ryan lands a big leaping clothesline. He then goes up the ropes in the corner and looks for the Zinger Approval but McNown gets up, catches Woodridge Ryan, and hits his Bush Breaker!

Monsoon: What a choke-slam into a backbreaker by Baby McNown! Nicely done eh Jess?

Ventura: I broke bush once. It was 1989 and we were on the set…..

Monsoon: Great story. Back to the action.

McNown goes for the cover but gets only a two count. McNown takes Woodridge Ryan into the corner and gives an elbow to the jaw. McNown whips him out of the corner, but Woodridge Ryan counters with a whip of his own. Woodridge Ryan then charges at McNown with a big clothesline in the corner and continues the attack by giving ten continuous clotheslines. McNown then seats himself in the corner as Woodridge Ryan retreats to the opposite corner. Woodridge Ryan charges with a knee to McNown’s face with brute force. Woodridge Ryan covers McNown but gets only a two count. He looks to pick McNown off the mat but McNown takes out his legs and locks Woodridge Ryan in an inverted cloverleaf. Woodridge Ryan then struggles to get to the ropes.

Ventura: The Liberal Lock! Woodridge Ryan needs to get to the ropes or he may have his leg broken by McNown!

Woodridge Ryan struggles but eventually grabs the bottom rope. McNown breaks the hold as Woodridge Ryan slowly gets to his feet, as soon as he does, McNown gives a kick to the gut and looks for the Uncivil Union. Woodridge Ryan wiggles free and takes out the knees of McNown. He bounces off the ropes and hits a McNown with a kick to face. He gets up quick and looks to finish McNown. Woodridge Ryan drops McNown with the Zinger Approval and covers him for the 1,2,3.

Winner: Woodridge Ryan


Terry Speeps comes to the ring with Houston Homer. He gets on the mic. “Let’s get this sham over with. Bring out whoever my ‘mystery opponent’ so we can get back to the bar.”

Monsoon: Speeps doesn’t seem too worried about this matchup Jess.

Ventura: Why should he? He is the number one contender for the World Title and he is accompanied by the lovely and brilliant Houston Homer.

Suddenly BigFan comes out from the back, followed by Woodridge Ryan and Douchebag. “You sound pretty confident there Mr. Speeps. That’s good. Because your mystery opponent has been hand-picked by me!” The crowd cheers as Speeps and HH confer. “Let me introduce him to you. From Tampico, Mexico, I give you one-half of the MSFMBWA Tag Team Champions: Señor Homosexuales Luchador II!”

A man in a pink mask comes out and shakes Bigfan’s hand. He also grabs the ass of Douchebag and Ryan. They don’t exactly object.

Ventura: What is this Geno? Who is this guy and why is he here? This is an injustice!

Monsoon: You heard it just like I did Jess. BigFan has brought him here to help fight Speeps and the DrinkyAlliance. This matchup is ready to begin. Pay attention.

Señor Homosexuales Luchador II vs Speeps

The bell sounds, as the two get into a knuckle lock and suddenly go into armature wrestling. After some quick sprawling the two are up and circle one another, the two engage in a collar and elbow tie up. Señor Homosexuales Luchador II locks on a wrist lock, Speeps rolls back, kicks up, and Axe kicks Señor Homosexuales Luchador II’s hands to break the hold. Speeps then follows it up with kicks to the chest, whips Señor Homosexuales Luchador II off the ropes, and hits a big spinning lariat. Speeps picks Señor Homosexuales Luchador II off the mat and gives him a stiff elbow to the jaw. He then whips Señor Homosexuales Luchador II off the ropes once more, but Señor Homosexuales Luchador II counters with a whip and a kick to the gut. He then follows it up with a Leg Sweep, covers, him, but only gets a one count. He picks Speeps off the mat and hits a Cravate buster, but Speeps is still standing. Señor Homosexuales Luchador II then bounces off the ropes and hits a flipping neck-breaker. He then goes to the top rope and soars through the air for a double stomp. Speeps gets up and catches Señor Homosexuales Luchador II when he lands and hits a t-bone suplex. Speeps goes for the cover but it’s a two count.

Ventura: A nice t-bone to go with a nice counter. Hey Gorilla go get me a t-bone steak would ya?

Monsoon: You’re funny Jess.

Ventura: Naturally.

Speeps then proceeds to kick a kneeling Señor Homosexuales Luchador II in the chest. He bounces off the ropes and goes for a shining wizard, but Señor Homosexuales Luchador II catches the legs and hits a dead lift power bomb pin, resulting in a two count. Señor Homosexuales Luchador II stands to his feet as he slowly waits for Speeps to as well, he then bounces off the ropes, looking a blind side elbow, but Speeps ducks and hits a sickening kick to the abdomen. Speeps then bounces off the ropes and hits a jumping High knee, hooks the leg of Señor Homosexuales Luchador II and only gets a two count. He picks Señor Homosexuales Luchador II off the mat and Señor Homosexuales Luchador II hits a jaw shattering elbow. He bounces off the ropes and hits a rolling elbow but Speeps drops to one knee. Señor Homosexuales Luchador II then stomps Speeps on the back of the head, and hits another roaring elbow almost knocking him out. Señor Homosexuales Luchador II covers him and gets a near fall. Señor Homosexuales Luchador II lifts him off the mat and goes for a neck breaker, but instead hits another roaring elbow, he then waits for Speeps to rise to his feet, and as soon as he does Señor Homosexuales Luchador II hits the signature Gulper’s Golpe, hooks the leg and its still a two count.

Monsoon: What does Señor Homosexuales Luchador II need to do to put Speeps away in this match!? Speeps refuses to stay down!

Señor Homosexuales Luchador II lifts Speeps and looks to hit another Gulper’s Golpe, but Speeps manages to land a few head kicks to release the hold. Speeps than hits a standing head kick, bounces off the ropes and hits the high knee once again, knocking the wind out of both men. The two slowly get up and Speeps hits the first strikes with stiff kicks to the legs, and then follows it up with a BernsieBomb. He hooks the leg and gets a two count. He waits in the corner for Señor Homosexuales Luchador II to rise to his feet and as soon as he does he tosses Señor Homosexuales Luchador II into the ropes, tosses him in the air, and hits a devastating uppercut.

Ventura: The Bye Cracky! No one gets up from that. Say goodnight Gorilla.

Speeps covers the unconscious Señor Homosexuales Luchador II and gets the 1,2,3.

Winner: Speeps

After the match Speeps lifts Señor Homosexuales Luchador II up and begins to unmask him. Suddenly another masked man comes from the crowd and kicks Speeps right in the temple. He lifts Speeps up and piledrives him, knocking him unconscious.

Ventura: What is happening here?!

Monsoon: That must be Señor Homosexuales Luchador I!

Ventura: What? Can someone get down here and take care of these guys.

Both Señor Homosexuales Luchadors get to their feet and begin stomping on Speeps. Jackref and Boyd race down to the ring but the Señor Homosexuales Luchadors escape back up the ramp. BigFan comes out and congratulates both men. They then both take their masks off…

Monsoon: That’s…..That’s Panther and Sinicalypse! Panther and Sinicalypse are back in the CSFMBWA and they are working with BigFan!

Ventura: Where is Heenan?!

Speeps is helped to the back by HH, Jackref, and Boyd.



No Disqualification Match for the CSFMBWA Tag Team Championship: The Grand Score(c) vs Phil McCracken and Hank Scorpio

Phil and Hank attack FiveGrand and Keeping Score in opposite corners and whip them off the ropes. FiveGrand and Keeping Score reverse the whips and go for high kicks. Phil and Hank slide underneath connecting with dropkicks sending FiveGrand and Keeping Score to the outside of the ring. Phil and Hank go for slingshot splashes but land on the apron, kick FiveGrand and Keeping Score back, and hit Indianan presses on both FiveGrand and Keeping Score. Hank tosses Keeping Score back into the ring as FiveGrand and Phil take their place in opposite corners, Hank whips Keeping Score off the ropes and connects with a spinning wheel kick. He beats Keeping Score while he’s down but Keeping Score fights back. He whips Hank off the ropes and nails a big drop kick on the rebound. Keeping Score covers him only getting a two count. Keeping Score rolls into his corner and in comes FiveGrand, as the two circle each other FiveGrand is distracted by Phil and Hank takes full advantage. He spins FiveGrand around and connects with a kick to the gut, followed by a double under-hook face buster.

Monsoon: Good team work by the former champions there.

Ventura: Hank and Phil seem to be on the same page again. Hopefully it lasts.

Hank lifts FiveGrand off the mat and hits a scoop slam near his corner. He then tags in Phil and as Phil hits a sling shot leg drop and Hank hits an Indianan press. Phil sits FiveGrand up and springboards off the ropes with a dropkick. He goes for a pin attempts but Keeping Score makes the save. Keeping Score goes back into the corner while FiveGrand fights back against Phil. He whips Phil off the ropes and hits a spinning leg lariat and as soon as Phil is up, he hits a pump handle suplex. He hooks the leg and gets a two count only. FiveGrand whips Phil off the ropes but Phil ducks the clothesline and drops FiveGrand with an inverted DDT. Phil hooks the leg and gets a two count only. Phil then tags in Hank, but before Hank can capitalize, FiveGrand takes advantage and brings him into his corner and tags in Keeping Score. They whip Hank into the turnbuckle and as he comes out he gets caught with a pair of leg lariats. Keeping Score then knocks Phil off the apron.

Monsoon: They’ve got legs and they know how to use them!

Ventura: If anyone is left standing in the back, can you please bring me a play-by-play guy from this century.

Monsoon: What?

Keeping Score whips Hank off ropes and delivers a massive BeBe Line. He covers Hank but only gets a two count. He picks him off the mat but Hank gives a knee to the gut and follows it up with a double under hook over the shoulder back breaker. Phil then follows it up with a springboard leg drop, and then quickly locks on a Scalabrine Lock. Hank bounces off the ropes and nails a dropkick to the face of Keeping Score, breaking his nose. Hank locks on a surfboard stretch and lifts Keeping Score up high, Phil goes up top in the corner and hits an elbow drop into the chest of Keeping Score. Hank goes for the cover but FiveGrand breaks it up early. FiveGrand then connects with a Brain Busta and goes back into his corner, and Keeping Score follows it up with a shining wizard, hooks the leg and gets a two count.

Ventura: Never thought I’d see a shining wizard from Keeping Score. An Imperial Wizard maybe.

Monsoon: WILL YOU STOP!

Keeping Score whips Hank into the corner and connects with a dropkick. Keeping Score gives a couple of stiff forearms across the shoulders and then hits a falcon arrow. Phil breaks the pin and FiveGrand goes in and takes on Phil and throws him out of the ring. Phil and FiveGrand battle on the outside as Keeping Score hits a ConCutter, just as soon as Phil gets whipped into the guard rail. Keeping Score goes to the outside to help his partner but Phil fights them off. He rolls into the ring as Hank flies over the ropes with a cross body. Hank sends Keeping Score over the guard rail but gets whipped into the opposite one by FiveGrand. Suddenly Phil jumps onto the top rope and flies onto Keeping Score in the first row with a front flip. Hank brings Keeping Score back into the ring where he then hooks the leg and gets a two count. Phil climbs the turnbuckle and Hank does the same in the opposite corner. Phil flies through the air with a shooting star press, and Hank dives with a leg drop, but Keeping Score rolls out of the way and they crash to the mat. FiveGrand enters the ring and sends Phil to the outside, then he and Keeping Score prop up Hank. Keeping Score gives a kick to the gut, FiveGrand follows with a round house kick to the head, Keeping Score then bounces off the ropes with a dropkick and FiveGrand ends the combo with a leg drop. FiveGrand hooks the leg but gets a two count only. He then follows it up with a suplex into a back breaker. FiveGrand then hits a double stomp out, hooks the leg again, and gets a two count only. Both teams get fed up and all hell breaks loose, as Hank tosses FiveGrand over the ropes to the outside. Hank and Phil bring a table into the ring as Keeping Score brings in a ladder.

Monsoon: Things are getting very heated here Jess!

Ventura: Well you knew sooner or later that one of these teams would take advantage of the no disqualification rule here. Let’s see who uses it to their advantage the best.

Phil and Hank gang up on Keeping Score as Hank bounces off the ropes taking out Keeping Score’s legs, and Phil hits a running dropkick. They cover Keeping Score but FiveGrand comes in and breaks up the count. FiveGrand then slams the ladder down across the backs of Hank and Phil as Keeping Score gets to his feet and sets up the table. FiveGrand then sets the ladder on the table and both of them climb it, Phil and Hank get up and pull the ladder down off the table, sending Keeping Score and FiveGrand crashing to the mat. Phil and Hank set the ladder near the corner. Phil climbs the ropes behind the ladder as Hank climbs the ladder. The two then hit an assault driver/ leg drop combo off the ladder onto FiveGrand, but Keeping Score breaks the count at two.

Monsoon: This match is out of control!

Ventura: I like it!

Keeping Score lays some heavy forearms on Phil, but Hank lands some shots of his own. They whip Keeping Score off the ropes and look to toss Keeping Score over them, but Keeping Score lands on his feet. He looks for a double suplex to the outside, but FiveGrand comes up and hits a German suplex on Phil, and Keeping Score drops Hank to the outside. Keeping Score comes back in while FiveGrand slams Phil in the center of the ring. Keeping Score and FiveGrand climb to the top rope on opposite sides of the ring. They leap in unison, Keeping Score hitting a leg drop across the throat and FiveGrand nailing a double stomp to Phil. Keeping Score covers Phil and referee Chas counts the 1,2,3.

Monsoon: They call that The Conjugal Visit!

Ventura: Call it whatever you want. They just destroyed Phil McCracken and retained the tag team titles!

Winners: The Grand Score



CSFMBWA InterWebs Championship: RFDC(c) vs . Krazy Ivan

RFDC and Ivan circle each other and engage in a lockup. The two back up against the northern ropes and are forced to break the hold. The two lock up again and RFDC gets an advantage with a side headlock, Ivan looks to push RFDC off the ropes but RFDC keeps the headlock on tight. Ivan then pushes RFDC off the ropes and lands a big dropkick, causing RFDC to roll to the outside. Ivan bounces off the northern ropes and looks for a dropkick between the middle and bottom rope. Ivan hangs on as RFDC moves out of the way and kicks Ivan across the back. RFDC then follows it up with an Arabian press onto Ivan and the crowd begins to pound on the metal plating of the guardrails. RFDC then tosses Ivan back into the ring, makes a quick cover and Ivan uses a rope break.

Ventura: Solid start to the matchup here for the champ. Now don’t let up.

Monsoon: I’m impressed with your honesty there Jess.

The two get up, Ivan bounces off the ropes and ducks a clothesline from RFDC and takes him down with a side headlock takedown. RFDC then locks on the head scissors but Ivan escapes quickly. The two are up again as Ivan takes RFDC down with another side headlock takedown. This time he locks on a dragon sleeper. RFDC escapes and takes Ivan down with a snapmare and locks in a chin lock. Ivan spins out of it into a head-scissors on RFDC and then both men get up and stare each other down. The two then trade hammerlocks, wrist locks, headlock, and waste locks, until Ivan gets the advantage with a side headlock. RFDC pushes him off the southern ropes, leapfrogs over, slides under, and hits a dropkick followed by two arm drags, and out of nowhere Ivan counters with a dropkick of his own.

Monsoon: Very intense back and forth action here.

Ivan takes RFDC into the corner but RFDC instead turns the tables and places Ivan in the corner. RFDC boots him to the gut and chops him across the chest. Ivan turns the tables and does the same and then whips RFDC out of the corner and connects with a short-arm clothesline. Ivan then climbs the turnbuckle and lands a leg-drop, hooks the leg of RFDC, but only gets a two count. Both men are up and Ivan looks to Smack That Bitch, but RFDC escapes and pushes Ivan into the ropes, ducks the clothesline attempt, and hits a big Hoosierplex.

Ventura: RFDC got some great height from that Hoosierplex Gorilla!

RFDC seats Ivan in the corner and gives a few boot scrapes. He then drags Ivan out of the corner and locks on a single-leg lock. Ivan fights it off and both men get back to their feet. Ivan locks in a headlock but RFDC counters with a belly to back suplex, hooks the leg, and gets only a two count. The two get up and Ivan delivers a kick to the chest, he then attempts a power bomb which RFDC counters with a DDT, hooks the leg, and gets a two count. RFDC props Ivan up in the corner and sets him on the top ropes. RFDC runs up the corner, grabs Ivan and hits a belly-to-belly suplex from the top rope. RFDC then follows it up with an overhead pump-handle slam, hooks the leg, and still gets a two count. RFDC then becomes frustrated as he picks Ivan off the mat and looks finish Ivan with the Kramer Krusher, but Ivan escapes and hits a jack-hammer slam and gets a two count. Ivan gets to his feet as he picks RFDC up in a fire man’s carry, spins him off dropping him on his knee, and then follows it up with a neck-breaker. Both men are on the mat exhausted and referee Chas begins to count. Both men get to their feet at 7, and then the two super kick each other knocking each other out again.

Monsoon: These two are taking each other to the limit! RFDC and Ivan are giving it all they’ve got in this championship match.

Ventura: You think? I think Ivan has been incredibly lucky.

The two get up and Ivan goes for a clothesline. RFDC ducks and whips Ivan off the rope and goes for a powerslam. Ivan blocks it and whips RFDC into the corner. RFDC connects with the turnbuckle hard and stumbles out. Ivan then Smacks That Bitch in the center of the ring. He covers RFDC and referee Chas counts 1,2,3.

Winner: Krazy Ivan – New Champion

Monsoon: Krazy Ivan is the new InterWebs Champion!

Ventura: This is a miscarriage of justice! That referee doesn’t know how to count!

Ivan celebrates in the ring as the fans cheer. RFDC is struggling to his feet as Ivan heads to the back. Out of nowhere RFDC is pelted with French fries. He looks around and sees JimmyPasta at ringside chuckling and chucking fries into the ring. RFDC is fed up and goes after Jimmy. The two men are running around the ring when Jimmy rolls into the ring. RFDC follows and is blasted in the face with the fries container. He goes down in a heap. Jimmy empties the container and a brick falls to the mat. JimmyPasta goes outside and grabs a chair and heads back into the ring. He drags RFDC into the corner and places his leg in the chair. Jimmy climbs to the second rope and delivers a Whopper Dropper to the leg of RFDC.

Monsoon: Someone stop this! What is the deal with JimmyPasta?!

Ventura: I have no idea Geno. But he really does not like RFDC.

RFDC is screaming and writhing in pain as medics rush to the ring. They help RFDC to the back as JimmyPasta is looking on with an evil smile and waits for Drop In to make his way to the ring for the next match.


Drop In w/Bobby Heenan vs. JimmyPasta

The two lock up as JimmyPasta quickly gets the upper hand with stiff elbows to the jaw of Drop In. He whips Drop In off the ropes but pulls him back looking for a Russian leg-sweep, but Drop In quickly counters with a clothesline. Drop In then hooks the leg but gets a two count. Drop In picks JimmyPasta off the mat, looks to whip him off the ropes but JimmyPasta turns around and gives a stiff kick to the gut. JimmyPasta then bounces off the ropes and hits a big knee to the face of Drop In, then bounces off the opposite ropes and drops the knee on Drop In. He hooks the leg and gets a one count.

Monsoon: It looks like JimmyPasta is trying to slow down Drop In early on here.

Ventura: Not a bad strategy. Especially considering we don’t know where Drop In’s head is at these days.

JimmyPasta takes Drop In into the corner and gives a couple of chops across the chest. He whips Drop in into the opposite corner and charges after him. Drop In leaps over and JimmyPasta turns around to deliver an open hand slap across the face. JimmyPasta then follows it up with a suplex bridge but only gets a two count from Jeff Eaglo. JimmyPasta picks Drop In off the mat and looks for a German Suplex but Drop In keeps his feet planted, locks on a wrist lock and delivers kicks to the stomach. Drop In runs up the corner looking for a springboard arm drag, but JimmyPasta catches him and hits a Tossed Wrapper Slam. He covers Drop In but again gets a two count.

Monsoon: I’ve never seen JimmyPasta pull that out of his arsenal before.

JimmyPasta quickly locks in the Sucrose Stretch and Drop In struggles to grab the ropes but he can’t reach. Slowly but surely Drop In finally grabs the ropes. JimmyPasta then breaks the hold and repeatedly stomps away on Drop In and then presses his neck against the ropes. JimmyPasta is forced to break the hold and gets into an argument with Jeff Eaglo. Meanwhile Drop In escapes from the ropes, turns JimmyPasta around and fires away with right hands. Drop In then whips him off the ropes, leapfrogs over JimmyPasta, and then hits a dropkick causing JimmyPasta to roll to the outside. Drop In then flies over the ropes with a cross-body, but JimmyPasta catches him and slams him against the ring post. JimmyPasta tosses Drop In back into the ring where he then hits the PastaPlex. He covers Drop In but again only gets a two count.

Monsoon: JimmyPasta is absolutely furious! Look at the spit flying from his mouth!

Ventura: I don’t think that’s spit. That looks like mayonnaise.

Monsoon: (vomits)

Ventura: Good talk.

JimmyPasta gets in the ref’s face yet again, and Drop In slowly rises to his feet behind him. JimmyPasta turns around and is nailed with a stiff shot to the gut, and Drop In delivers the Spiked Drink. He covers JimmyPasta and gets the three count.

Monsoon: The Spiked Drink gets the victory here for Drop In!

Ventura: Hopefully this puts Drop In back on the right track with the DrinkyAlliance.

Winner: Drop In

Drop In and Heenan leave the ring, but JimmyPasta is not done with the ref. He grabs the Jeff Eaglo by the shirt and gives him a PastaPlex. He then quickly locks on the Sucrose Stretch as the referee is screaming. Chas and CSFMBWA President Robert Loblaw rush to the ring and pull JimmyPasta off of Jeff Eaglo.

Monsoon: Something needs to be done about JimmyPasta! He’s lost it.

Jimmy makes his way back as Chas tends to Jeff Eaglo.


The DrinkyAlliance (Boyd and Jackref)w/Houston Homer vs The Original Kid Cairo & Douchebag w/BigFan

Ventura: Here we go Gorilla! This is going to be one hell of a tag team contest.

Boyd and OKC look to start off the match as the two lock up. OKC takes advantage with a wrist lock, Boyd rolls out of it and slaps the hands of OKC to release. Boyd bounces off the ropes and looks to hit a Thesz Press. OKC catches him and hits a sit out power bomb but gets only a one count from Chas. OKC picks Boyd off the mat but Boyd trips the legs and hits a double leg drop to the groin of OKC. Boyd then stands on the apron and springboards off connecting with a leg drop across the back of the head of OKC. Boyd then hooks the leg but gets only a two count. He gets up and tags in Jackref. Boyd drops OKC with a suplex and Jackref flies off the top rope with a swanton bomb. Jackref rolls afterward and punches Douchebag in his corner and soon goes to work on OKC.

Monsoon: What disrespect to a Douchebag.

Ventura: Good! That guy is a real piece of…..

Monsoon: Careful Jess. He’s managed by the guy who’s bankrolling your new tv show.

Ventura: ……..

Jackref wraps the arm of OKC around his leg, rolls back, and stretches the leg of OKC over his shoulder and applies pressure to the back. OKC refuses to tap and Douchebag comes in and lands a dropkick to the side of the head to Jackref. Douchebag then bounces off the ropes and hits another kick to the head of Jackref. Boyd climbs the turnbuckle and drives Douchebag to the mat face first. Douchebag holds his face, possibly showing that he is injured. As soon as Boyd gets up, OKC hits an Open Book suplex on him.

Monsoon: Picture perfect suplex by OKC!

Ventura: …..

OKC notices Jackref on the top rope of and goes right after him. The two trade shots on top until OKC hits a Bez Bomb off the top. Boyd looks to hit his Riding Mower as soon as OKC stands up, but an injured Douchebag comes back in the ring and hits a Douchebang on Boyd.

Monsoon: I guess Douchebag is back in this thing!

Ventura: ….

Monsoon: Are you just gonna sit there and not say anything like Hawk Harrelson?

Ventura: Who?

Monsoon: Nevermind….

OKC throws Jackref on the outside of the ring as OKC climbs the corner and Douchebag climbs the opposite one. Speeps comes out through the crowd with a chair and smacks Douchebag in the back with it as OKC flies off the top with an elbow. He covers Boyd and referee Chas counts the 1, 2, 3. Speeps enters the ring and wallops OKC with the chair as Houston Homer drops BigFan with a kick to the nuts.

Winners: Douchebag and OKC

Monsoon: OKC and Douchebag got the win, but they certainly are paying for it now.

Ventura: You knew The DrinkyAlliance wouldn’t take this lying down. They’re going to get their pound of flesh.

Boyd and Jackref get to their feet and lift up Douchebag while Speeps kicks OKC. Boyd lifts Douchebag up for a suplex while Jackref ascends to the second rope. Boyd delivers a brain buster as Jackref jumps and spikes Douchebag into the mat. Speeps grabs the chair and prepares to deliver a knockout blow to OKC’s head. Suddenly the crowd erupts as Drop In races into the ring and wrests the chair from Speeps. Speeps looks at his former partner in disbelief and the two prepare to fight. Houston Homer sneaks in the ring behind Drop In and delivers a low blow. Speeps then tosses Drop In over the top roe to the floor. He bounces off the opposite ropes but is stopped dead in his tracks by OKC.

Monsoon: That’s all the time we have for this week! See you next time!

The show fades to black with Speeps and OKC staring each other down.

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Wow....Great stuff! As much as I love Wrasslin',I don't know if I could be this creative. Also,thanks for making me the "Heel". A lot of work goes into these matches. Enjoy reading it.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

<Phil is walking backstage after the match.>

Hank: Hey Phil, wait up! We need to talk.

As soon as Phil turns around Hank hits him square in the head with a chair. He drops the chair on Phil as he is writhing on the ground in pain.

<Hank slowly looks to the camera and shakes his head sadly>

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Outstanding as always Peeps!

Drop In

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