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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:53 am 
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Scorehead wrote:
Danny has 1 win in 173 races in her 12 year career :lol: :lol: :lol:

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The title of this thread says "NASCAR". :scratch:

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Careful. Dannys NASCAR record is worse than her career record. She has 0 wins in 27 NASCAR races.

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And Dale Jr is 0 for his last 131 races.


Dale Jr has won 41 of 557 NASCAR races.

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Doesn't change the fact that he's 0 for his last 131, and has ONE win in the last SIX years.


So what is your point? Dale Jr has 41 wins in 557 NASCAR races. Danny has as many wins as you do.

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Doesn't change the fact that he's 0 for his last 131, and has ONE win in the last SIX years.


So what is your point? Dale Jr has 41 wins in 557 NASCAR races. Danny has as many wins as you do.

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Is Dale Jr still good for the business?


That is a dumb question. He is the most popular driver in the sport. But...he also has an impressive resume.
Danny has no resume. Zip. Nada. She has a great ass though...

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 6:30 pm 
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That is a dumb question. He is the most popular driver in the sport. But...he also has an impressive resume.
Danny has no resume. Zip. Nada. She has a great ass though...


yeah i just dont understand how people dont realize she is nothing but a sex object. sara palin effect. even my dad who used to race says "yeah, shes a pretty good driver!". he also supports palin saying "oh yeah, shes pretty smart!". i just cant even believe he thinks that. it floors me. he isnt a dumb man, but apparently nature clouds his thoughts

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Morgan Shepherd!! Fuck ya!!

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Final results (unofficial) of the Sam’s Town 300 were as follows:

1.Ricky Stenhouse Jr.
2.Mark Martin
3.Elliott Sadler
4.Trevor Bayne
5.Brendan Gaughan
6.Cole Whitt
7.Austin Dillon
8.Justin Allgaier
9.Sam Hornish Jr.
10.Kasey Kahne
11.Kenny Wallace
12.Danica Patrick
THE FOLLOWING DRIVERS HAVE NO BUSINESS IN NASCAR:
13.Michael Annett
14.James Buescher
15.Mike Bliss
16.Tayler Malsam
17.Mike Wallace
18.Blake Koch
19.Johanna Long
20.Joe Nemechek
21.Jeremy Clements
22.Morgan Shepherd
23.Brad Keselowski
24.Robert Richardson Jr.
25.Eric McClure
26.Daryl Harr
27.Jason Bowles
28.Kyle Fowler
29.Tim Schendel
30.Benny Gordon
31.T.J. Bell
32.Derrike Cope
33.Kyle Busch
34.Brian Scott
35.Erik Darnell
36.Jennifer Jo Cobb
37.Joey Gase
38.J.J. Yeley
39.Chase Miller
40.Jeff Green
41.Josh Wise
42.Scott Speed
43.Mike Harmon


:lol: :lol: :lol: Top 12. Fuck yea!

Danny is a better driver than Kese & Kyle. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 1:52 pm 
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Keeping Score wrote:
Final results (unofficial) of the Sam’s Town 300 were as follows:

1.Ricky Stenhouse Jr.
2.Mark Martin
3.Elliott Sadler
4.Trevor Bayne
5.Brendan Gaughan
6.Cole Whitt
7.Austin Dillon
8.Justin Allgaier
9.Sam Hornish Jr.
10.Kasey Kahne
11.Kenny Wallace
12.Danica Patrick
THE FOLLOWING DRIVERS HAVE NO BUSINESS IN NASCAR:
13.Michael Annett
14.James Buescher
15.Mike Bliss
16.Tayler Malsam
17.Mike Wallace
18.Blake Koch
19.Johanna Long
20.Joe Nemechek
21.Jeremy Clements
22.Morgan Shepherd
23.Brad Keselowski
24.Robert Richardson Jr.
25.Eric McClure
26.Daryl Harr
27.Jason Bowles
28.Kyle Fowler
29.Tim Schendel
30.Benny Gordon
31.T.J. Bell
32.Derrike Cope
33.Kyle Busch
34.Brian Scott
35.Erik Darnell
36.Jennifer Jo Cobb
37.Joey Gase
38.J.J. Yeley
39.Chase Miller
40.Jeff Green
41.Josh Wise
42.Scott Speed
43.Mike Harmon



hahahahah lololol :D thats a hilarious post. thanks man

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I went back to page 1 of this thread and read the first few pages from 2009. Pretty damn entertaining, 3 years later.

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Scorehead wrote:
I went back to page 1 of this thread and read the first few pages from 2009. Pretty damn entertaining, 3 years later.


OOOHHhhhhh trust me. its going to get a whole lot better ;)

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I went back to page 1 of this thread and read the first few pages from 2009. Pretty damn entertaining, 3 years later.


OOOHHhhhhh trust me. its going to get a whole lot better ;)


Bristol is a difficult track to race. Its a short track with no place to hide or play it safe, so Danny will have a tough time here...

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She finished 12th last week without a mirror in her car. Just saying. Village of Rosemont.




That's why she did so good!!!! :lol: Amirite, scorehead?? :lol: :lol: She didn't have a mirror to fix her makeup in so she could actually focus on driving!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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She finished 12th last week without a mirror in her car. Just saying. Village of Rosemont.

That's why she did so good!!!! :lol: Amirite, scorehead?? :lol: :lol: She didn't have a mirror to fix her makeup in so she could actually focus on driving!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


She probably rides the brake too. Althoff Industries...you cant beat 'em!

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Looks like this heath cliff character that took over diaper patricks car is gonna finish a solid 4th today. Holy fuck did danica suck

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Danica can barely stay on the lead lap in Iowa today. She was just the Lucky dog but I expect her to be lapped again. There are a lot of drivers in this series that deserve a shot at the Cup series before her but sadly they will not.

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So how long is Dannys free pass? Sooner or later results will matter. A couple of years from now, when she is still starting & finishing near the back of the pack & the novelty has worn off, what becomes of her? Playboy & a reality show?

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Novelty wore off years ago. She is still around because people are retarhrs and select girls watch nascar because of dani fatrick

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So how long is Dannys free pass? Sooner or later results will matter. A couple of years from now, when she is still starting & finishing near the back of the pack & the novelty has worn off, what becomes of her? Playboy & a reality show?

She's 10th in points after 10 races in her first full-time year on the Nationwide circuit. And she just qualified 3rd for today's race.
Do you ever pay attention to what is actually happening in the world?

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I have watched her this season and sitting 10th in the standings us very deceiving. She has not been competitive much at all except maybe a plate race where everyone can be competitive.

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I have watched her this season and sitting 10th in the standings us very deceiving. She has not been competitive much at all except maybe a plate race where everyone can be competitive.

You know, except she's 10th through 10 races.

Finished 13th today after bad luck on her 1st pit stop when she got caught a lap down after pitting because Cope's daughter crashed (but it's Danica that has the undeserving "free ride", right? :roll: )

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I have watched her this season and sitting 10th in the standings us very deceiving. She has not been competitive much at all except maybe a plate race where everyone can be competitive.

You know, except she's 10th through 10 races.

Finished 13th today after bad luck on her 1st pit stop when she got caught a lap down after pitting because Cope's daughter crashed (but it's Danica that has the undeserving "free ride", right? :roll: )

10th place in nationwide doesn't mean shit. She looked decent today but not a contender for the win. She is also kinda sorta old for a prospect.

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"is that danica that just 'walled off' 4 other cars?"


"yes.. yes it was"


oh. my. god. guys on flat tires are faster

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I have watched her this season and sitting 10th in the standings us very deceiving. She has not been competitive much at all except maybe a plate race where everyone can be competitive.

You know, except she's 10th through 10 races.

Finished 13th today after bad luck on her 1st pit stop when she got caught a lap down after pitting because Cope's daughter crashed (but it's Danica that has the undeserving "free ride", right? :roll: )

Only 16 drivers have started all 11 races. She has 1 top 10 and no top 5 finishes. You also have to remember that all the bushwackers don't get to score points. Its kinda strange that she can be in 10th, I think she may have moved up a spot after yesterday, with a single top 10 finish.

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A couple more years of the Danica shit show (Hey Hey!), & sponsors will demand results. The Honeymoon wont last forever for her. The fact is, driving a stock car is physically more demanding than open wheel, & I don't think she has the strength to do it...or the skill for that matter. Another week, another wall, another finish near the back of the pack.

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it doesnt help that she is a rotten little fire crotch that nobody in the nascar world likes. hell, nobody liked her in open wheel either. she just acts like she belongs there when clearly shes not even good enough to get the fuck out of the way. what a joke. and the best part is, even though nobody likes her, nobody really cares either because at the end of the day she IS bringing money and attention to the sport. i agree though, that pull will not last too much longer... i bet after next season her business contracts start drying up


even DW yesterday couldnt sugar coat it any longer. he kept trying to say the right things- "well this is a learning process" ...... "even though she almost spun herself out, no contact with anyone, she did a really good job saving it" ....... "other drivers too took years to figure this all out"

but then shes a few laps down and he just couldnt swallow his nuts any longer. tone in his voice changed too. "well it looks like danica just doesnt have the experience needed to keep up" ..... "maybe her car isnt where it needs to be, but she needs to find a way to get out of other peoples way" ...... "did she just wall off 4 other cars?!?"

it was comical. what a complete disaster. all the broadcast team tried to do was build danica up into a competent driver, but then it just seemed to snap and they were like "this chick is terrible". for the first time i finally hear dw and crew let truth slip out, and i think were gonna get a lot more of that this year.

because i and everyone else knows this is nothing but a weekend advertisement festival, but theres still some guys around who made it to the top when it was still a pure racing event. those guys have pride, and it has got to make then straight sick to watch the go daddy girl "just try to finish in one piece" while making more money then they ever did.

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it doesnt help that she is a rotten little fire crotch that nobody in the nascar world likes. hell, nobody liked her in open wheel either. she just acts like she belongs there when clearly shes not even good enough to get the fuck out of the way. what a joke. and the best part is, even though nobody likes her, nobody really cares either because at the end of the day she IS bringing money and attention to the sport. i agree though, that pull will not last too much longer... i bet after next season her business contracts start drying up

even DW yesterday couldnt sugar coat it any longer. he kept trying to say the right things- "well this is a learning process" ...... "even though she almost spun herself out, no contact with anyone, she did a really good job saving it" ....... "other drivers too took years to figure this all out"

but then shes a few laps down and he just couldnt swallow his nuts any longer. tone in his voice changed too. "well it looks like danica just doesnt have the experience needed to keep up" ..... "maybe her car isnt where it needs to be, but she needs to find a way to get out of other peoples way" ...... "did she just wall off 4 other cars?!?"

it was comical. what a complete disaster. all the broadcast team tried to do was build danica up into a competent driver, but then it just seemed to snap and they were like "this chick is terrible". for the first time i finally hear dw and crew let truth slip out, and i think were gonna get a lot more of that this year.

because i and everyone else knows this is nothing but a weekend advertisement festival, but theres still some guys around who made it to the top when it was still a pure racing event. those guys have pride, and it has got to make then straight sick to watch the go daddy girl "just try to finish in one piece" while making more money then they ever did.


Ike, that might just be your best post ever,

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Danica is running strong at Sonoma....which she should based on here IRL resume. I think her ceiling is Robby Gordon. Good on the road, good self promoter, has a chance at restrictor plate races and will wreck and finish 35th or worse most of the time.

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She was battling for 4th and got dumped on the last lap as usually happens on close racing around those corner. Still awaiting her pulling a Kurt Busch after the race.

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Danica is running strong at Sonoma....which she should based on here IRL resume. I think her ceiling is Robby Gordon. Good on the road, good self promoter, has a chance at restrictor plate races and will wreck and finish 35th or worse most of the time.


Cue the feet stomping............NOW!

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... Still awaiting her pulling a Kurt Busch after the race.


Me too! 8)

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Why can't she just say that it was some good hard racing and it was fun as hell out there today...go get em next week.

Update: Wow, she didn't say exactly that but it was close...though it looked like her team had Tony do the dirty work for her.

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