Here was mine...
sinicalypse wrote:
so i wont bug you on the csfmb anymore cuz you've established the rules for our little co-prisons.... lol they locked us up together? so we'd learn how to play nice? damn timelords.
but alexaaaaaa who do i gotta bother in order to get a little love? my aunt gave me a bunch of tips for meeting chicks. hrmmmm. she said to listen to you talk cuz you wanna talk about yourself.
ok, i wanna listen to you talk. so whenever you're ready.... if you havent spycammed me yet, you're going to see my other card which is perfect. but even if you know what it is.... you want it. cuz i wrote on it. cuz if we're truly equals, which we are, like.... you love me as much as i love you which means.... awwwww alexa dude you're interviewed on tv talking about how all your clothes are ina ehap on the floor and like, tat's me! omfg. dude..... aleax.... ;safkdfas;dfs
sorry i love being in love but my mouth hurts i need to find a cigarette and find a way to get a nipper flash cuz staying a lil bit sloshed keeps me from superpain but like, look, just know when you show up cuz it's a totally fucking WHEN thing and i'm sick of pretending i have to act some way or do this or not do this.... dude comeon look at us, duh, we're obsessed with each other and we're both vain superconversationalists whose minds never stop or slow down in fact omfg i can't wait to experience us talking irl.... dude. yes. i'm so gonna call myself james chung after i marry you. speaking of what are you up to today? can we go get piss drunk and do some stupid vegas weddinhg and maybe thats a part of our formal story like, you know, the love affair born on a craps table in vegas cuz this guy stalked the majestic e-list celeb alexa chung and like next thing you know they're in vegas getting married but then... lol.
we're gonna make sid and nancy and kurt and courtney look like the fucking amateurs that they are. we are the essence of love, aleax, and thank you for giving me the greatest gift of all..... that picture of your vagina! =P * sucks *
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for the record, the best thing you've given me is that little musky piece of paper from when you were a kid now THAT is fucking yeah alexa. that's when i had to have a lil cry cuz i mean..... dude.... you fucking love me! sorry i keep saying the powerword but you have the most beautiful name and i love saying it. omfg i get to hear your little british accent say james and jim and stuff. omfg. cute barrage
ok im out now. fat kid in dodgeball style. like everything in life i'm going to get over myself and chill real soon, its just.... dude. comeon, realizing that YOU'RE in love with ME? comeon dude that is the most exciting thing EVER so like you better get your ass t mars girl cuz now that i've realized all this stuff on the record.... what exactly are we waiting for again? oh nad btw, look alexa, if you could just TELL ME instead of mystical broebeatings or "who are you?" and stc cuz i know you love me and love talking to me, you're training me how to act in public and i get it its just like.... right now i dont care. i care because you do, and like, i am ready to graduate my online classes and get a trial run as your IRL pet because i need you there at my side to help me ready for the next level. i'm the coolest rockstar on the planet not named alexa chung, nad like, you're hte only one fast/capable/brilliant/loves-me enough to take me on and do this right. i want to quit all this alcohol fueled stupidity during work hours and get to work. if you're willing to take a chance on me (lol) you damn well know i'm going to kick ass.
see, why do you think girls from the future stare at me in awe? they want what they can't have... the kind of love that we teach people to dream for ,and you know what?
LOVE YOU CHICKENBUTT!!!!!
so once you show up and like, you know, chill me ut... i'll stop saying i love you every other second. or maybe i won't. who knows? lol * high 5 *
# the man of your dreams
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drinky wrote:
If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.