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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:20 pm 
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She's too damn weird. Like Rihanna.



I wouldn't touch Rihanna on account of the herpes.

Well yeah. That's definitely a factor.

I used to think Rihanna was fine but even before I heard about the herpes she just kinda seemed...not right down there. Know what I'm sayin? Some females you can just tell.

I should make a top 10 list of female celebrities who likely stink down there.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
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She's too damn weird. Like Rihanna.



I wouldn't touch Rihanna on account of the herpes.

Well yeah. That's definitely a factor.

I used to think Rihanna was fine but even before I heard about the herpes she just kinda seemed...not right down there. Know what I'm sayin? Some females you can just tell.

I should make a top 10 list of female celebrities who likely stink down there.


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I should make a top 10 list of female celebrities who likely stink down there.



Foxy Brown is near the top...

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
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She's too damn weird. Like Rihanna.



I wouldn't touch Rihanna on account of the herpes.

Well yeah. That's definitely a factor.

I used to think Rihanna was fine but even before I heard about the herpes she just kinda seemed...not right down there. Know what I'm sayin? Some females you can just tell.

I should make a top 10 list of female celebrities who likely stink down there.

Lady Gaga's balls probably smell pretty bad.

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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I should make a top 10 list of female celebrities who likely stink down there.



Foxy Brown is near the top...

I've always suspected Angelina Jolie of not being very fresh.

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Lady Gaga's balls probably smell pretty bad.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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I should make a top 10 list of female celebrities who likely stink down there.



Foxy Brown is near the top...



Lil Kim



Yeah.

I assume Katy Perry too, for some reason.

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I assume Katy Perry too, for some reason.

I'd be willing to find out for myself.

On the flip-side, I think Zooey Deschanel probably takes excellent care of herself in that department.

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Lindsay Lohan is the obvious choice here. It's got to smell like milk that is a month past its expiration date.

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Just smatter that thing with some Hershey's Syrup™, and take it from there.


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Miley Cyrus and Lindsay Lohan have to be considered.

I would though. Just smatter that thing with some Hershey's Syrup™, and take it from there.

Disgusting. But then again, you're the same guy who said you'd go down on Amy Winehouse.

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Scarlett Johanssen

Stank or fresh?

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
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Miley Cyrus and Lindsay Lohan have to be considered.

I would though. Just smatter that thing with some Hershey's Syrup™, and take it from there.

Disgusting. But then again, you're the same guy who said you'd go down on Amy Winehouse.

And the worst part is he said that YESTERDAY


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You done lost your mind...

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
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Stank or fresh?

She often looks sweaty in pictures, so....


Also Bill Simmons wrote that his wife said it. I dont know why but I totally believe her.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:32 pm 
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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You done lost your mind...

Why? I think she looks smokin hot but she also looks LITERALLY hot, body temp. It woudlnt suprise me to find a fucking mess down there


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Surprisingly, I think Nicki Minaj is fresh.

But again, I'd rather find out for myself.

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Giada = Fresh
Rachel Ray = Stank

And fuck you Bagels for even mentioning PD.

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Giada = Fresh
Rachel Ray = Stank

And fuck you Bagels for even mentioning PD.


i think Rachel Ray is probably fine.


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I didn't know it was beein' thrown...

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Surprisingly, I think Paris Hilton is fresh.

I don't believe you.

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Denise Richards = Straight NASTY

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Giada = Fresh
Rachel Ray = Stank

And fuck you Bagels for even mentioning PD.


i think Rachel Ray is probably fine.


Let me confirm, that shit is on point. RR got the proper flavor profile. Holy Stromboli! Now Giada is a little different. She's got the sweet, the salty, and just the right hint of fishiness. That clam is money!

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Denise Richards = Straight NASTY

No way. Just the opposite. Obsessively clean due to being sexually active at an early age


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Denise Richards = Straight NASTY

No way. Just the opposite. Obsessively clean due to being sexually active at an early age


Interesting. What about Sandra Bullock?

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
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Denise Richards = Straight NASTY

No way. Just the opposite. Obsessively clean due to being sexually active at an early age


Interesting. What about Sandra Bullock?

Garbage Dump.

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Lisa Bonet was all kinds of stank.

Jada Pinkett = Rose Garden

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