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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Anybody Miss Darkside Yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:20 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

She's too damn weird. Like Rihanna.

I wouldn't touch Rihanna on account of the herpes.

Well yeah. That's definitely a factor.

I used to think Rihanna was fine but even before I heard about the herpes she just kinda seemed...not right down there. Know what I'm sayin? Some females you can just tell.

I should make a top 10 list of female celebrities who likely stink down there.

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Post subject: Re: Anybody Miss Darkside Yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:21 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

She's too damn weird. Like Rihanna.

I wouldn't touch Rihanna on account of the herpes.

Let's hear it Chicago! Light em up like a Planned Parenthood switchboard the night after prom!

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Anybody Miss Darkside Yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:22 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I should make a top 10 list of female celebrities who likely stink down there.

Foxy Brown is near the top...

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: Anybody Miss Darkside Yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:24 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

She's too damn weird. Like Rihanna.

I wouldn't touch Rihanna on account of the herpes.

Lady Gaga's balls probably smell pretty bad.

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RPB is right. You suck. :lol:

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Anybody Miss Darkside Yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:24 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I should make a top 10 list of female celebrities who likely stink down there.

Foxy Brown is near the top...

I've always suspected Angelina Jolie of not being very fresh.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Anybody Miss Darkside Yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:11 pm

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Phil McCracken wrote:

Lady Gaga's balls probably smell pretty bad.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Anybody Miss Darkside Yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:23 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I should make a top 10 list of female celebrities who likely stink down there.

Foxy Brown is near the top...

Lil Kim

Yeah.

I assume Katy Perry too, for some reason.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Anybody Miss Darkside Yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:26 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

I assume Katy Perry too, for some reason.

I'd be willing to find out for myself.

On the flip-side, I think Zooey Deschanel probably takes excellent care of herself in that department.

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: Anybody Miss Darkside Yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:27 pm

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Lindsay Lohan is the obvious choice here. It's got to smell like milk that is a month past its expiration date.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Anybody Miss Darkside Yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:28 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Just smatter that thing with some Hershey's Syrup™, and take it from there.

still daydreaming of those prison days?

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Anybody Miss Darkside Yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:29 pm

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Scarlett Johanssen

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Anybody Miss Darkside Yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:29 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Miley Cyrus and Lindsay Lohan have to be considered.

I would though. Just smatter that thing with some Hershey's Syrup™, and take it from there.

Disgusting. But then again, you're the same guy who said you'd go down on Amy Winehouse.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Anybody Miss Darkside Yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:29 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Scarlett Johanssen

Stank or fresh?

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Anybody Miss Darkside Yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:30 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

Miley Cyrus and Lindsay Lohan have to be considered.

I would though. Just smatter that thing with some Hershey's Syrup™, and take it from there.

Disgusting. But then again, you're the same guy who said you'd go down on Amy Winehouse.

And the worst part is he said that YESTERDAY

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Anybody Miss Darkside Yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:30 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Scarlett Johanssen

You done lost your mind...

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Anybody Miss Darkside Yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:31 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Scarlett Johanssen

Stank or fresh?

She often looks sweaty in pictures, so....

Also Bill Simmons wrote that his wife said it. I dont know why but I totally believe her.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Anybody Miss Darkside Yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:32 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Scarlett Johanssen

You done lost your mind...

Why? I think she looks smokin hot but she also looks LITERALLY hot, body temp. It woudlnt suprise me to find a fucking mess down there

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Anybody Miss Darkside Yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:38 pm

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Surprisingly, I think Nicki Minaj is fresh.

But again, I'd rather find out for myself.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Anybody Miss Darkside Yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:40 pm

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Paula Deen

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Anybody Miss Darkside Yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:41 pm

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Giada = Fresh
Rachel Ray = Stank

And fuck you Bagels for even mentioning PD.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Anybody Miss Darkside Yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:42 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Giada = Fresh
Rachel Ray = Stank

And fuck you Bagels for even mentioning PD.

i think Rachel Ray is probably fine.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Anybody Miss Darkside Yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:43 pm

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Bagels wrote:

Paula Deen

I didn't know it was beein' thrown...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Anybody Miss Darkside Yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:43 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Surprisingly, I think Paris Hilton is fresh.

I don't believe you.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Anybody Miss Darkside Yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:44 pm

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Denise Richards = Straight NASTY

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Guy Fieri

Post subject: Re: Anybody Miss Darkside Yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:45 pm

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Bagels wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Giada = Fresh
Rachel Ray = Stank

And fuck you Bagels for even mentioning PD.

i think Rachel Ray is probably fine.

Let me confirm, that shit is on point. RR got the proper flavor profile. Holy Stromboli! Now Giada is a little different. She's got the sweet, the salty, and just the right hint of fishiness. That clam is money!

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Anybody Miss Darkside Yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:46 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Denise Richards = Straight NASTY

No way. Just the opposite. Obsessively clean due to being sexually active at an early age

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Anybody Miss Darkside Yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:46 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Denise Richards = Straight NASTY

No way. Just the opposite. Obsessively clean due to being sexually active at an early age

Interesting. What about Sandra Bullock?

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Anybody Miss Darkside Yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:48 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Denise Richards = Straight NASTY

No way. Just the opposite. Obsessively clean due to being sexually active at an early age

Interesting. What about Sandra Bullock?

Garbage Dump.

Wouldnt go near it.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Anybody Miss Darkside Yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:49 pm

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Lisa Bonet was all kinds of stank.

Jada Pinkett = Rose Garden

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Anybody Miss Darkside Yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:50 pm

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Joan Cusack = 2 week old salmon

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