Eola Road south is your best bet.

at most you'll see 7-8 lanes at an intersection. 4 thru lanes, a right turn, one or two-left turns, and a merging lane for "southbound" turning traffic.

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I support this shoutout. Schaumburg has it's own DMV and, according to my sources, a library. I've eaten many, many exactly average meals in Schaumburg.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

I didn't lie. I said it goes back down to 4 lanes between 95th and 103rd - which it does, And it makes my distances accurate.

So you agree - more than 2/3 of Rt. 59 in Naperville are 6+ lanes.

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This is the greatest argument ever.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

It's really not an argument.

It's just me, stating undeniable facts, and IMU making broad, untrue, and factually inaccurate ones.

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First post of the thread;

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You saying I was lying was not factual.

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Downtown Schaumburg is a showplace. Mrs. Dr. Ken and I often enjoy scenic walks in the downtown area.

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You know me like that.

Schaumburg has a downtown? To me it's a mall,some "Letusentertainyou" eateries,a semi-pro baseball team and that's a wrap.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

What you have here is Wrigleyville.

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They like to call the little part by the library and Dominicks a "downtown" or "town centre"

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I think what Arlington Heights did is outstanding. They decided to build a real downtown. I think they succeded.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

I'm a fan of Palatine's downtown. I do miss the old dump that was Durty Nellies, though. Downtown Arlington wouldn't be bad if NW Hwy and AH Road didn't run right through it...hard to walk around down there.

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...the hell it is.

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This is my signature...

I missed this crack....funny stuff. Keep kicking us when we are down.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Does this make you a Shaumburger? Is that what they are called? I know Boyd is a Palatinian living in exile.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

This thread has seriously made me consider relocating from Schaumburg.

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Phew!

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Or go west young man, and take Eola Rd. south. It runs all the way to 135th street.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

59 is 6 lanes from New York St. south past 95th street.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Imu went to Tommy Nevin's though.

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Diehl to Eola. Eola to 103rd.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

That sounds easy.

Moving to a different suburb sounds much easier though.

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I lived in Schaumburg from '02 to '04, and it's nothing special either. Traffic is just as bad as Naperville.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Schaumburg is no great shakes but it's only getting a bad rap on here because IMU for some reason loves it. It's no worse than Naperville, Palatine, or Arlington Heights. Apologies Boyd but Nellies is a dive that is no better or worse than dives in Schaumburg.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I can't believe you guys are arguing about Schaumburg vs Naperville. That's like trying to decide between a bowl of shit and a plate of shit.


Anything west of Milwaukee Ave is white trash.

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Calling Schaumburg white trash is hilarious. That's gotta be some of the yuppiest neighborhoods in America.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

the clever is strong in this one.

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Really? I've done it with ease.

Oh, and lol at Shakes. I'll give you some of Wheeling being eh, though.

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