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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:04 pm 
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Kaner absolutely carrying this team while Toews is out. Even throwing some hits which should appease the retards out there who are stupid enough to think that should be a regular part of his game.


Where's that dbag hater Bardrogue17 now?

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Chris Block had a great tweet about this. If Kane was out and Toews was carrying the team, how loud would the trade Kane calls be?

He should, and most likely will, retire a Blackhawk

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He should, and most likely will, retire a Blackhawk

Wow.

Um. Look at all of the absolute legends - in any sport - that didn't retire from the team they were known for being on the majority of their career. Kane isn't a "legend". He is playing damn good though.

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Probably a poor choice of words, but for a very long time is all I meant.

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 Post subject: Re: Kaner
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Northside_Dan wrote:
Chris Block had a great tweet about this. If Kane was out and Toews was carrying the team, how loud would the trade Kane calls be?



That's so true.

Badrogue alone would probably have about 5 topics a day ripping Kaner and pointing out how the team clearly doesn't need him based on the win streak.

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Yep his little 3 week run which has vaulted him to the magical 20 goal mark has been something to behold. He's a minus 4 in 10 March games has 8 points in the last 10. Carrying the team all right. He projects out to a 22 goal 44 assist season. With eye popping numbers like that , you're right how could you even consider trading him. He's regressed this year not progressed. The Hawks section has been so pleasant this year primarily because you haven't been posting your over the top love for Kanes game and cock. Think its not a coincidence that he's been scoring a little more since he can actually be found near the fucking net ( which is where Ive been advocating him to go, not sit and throw body checks you moron) lately instead of playing his pussy game on the half boards all night ? Sorry your back is fucked up but I would get my brain checked out too if I were you. Somethings not right in there.

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If some of the stone hands on this team could finish plays or actually lift the puck once in a while he'd but among league leaders in assists, no doubt about it.


Yeah, how many Kane-to-Stalberg-to-DERP or Kane-to-Hossa-to-putting-green have there been.

Kings, Coyotes, Sharks all won last night. Kings in 3rd, Coyotes in 7th, Stars down to 8, Sharks one point out of 8th, Flames two. This'll change a few more times before Sunday.

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If some of the stone hands on this team could finish plays or actually lift the puck once in a while he'd but among league leaders in assists, no doubt about it.


Yeah, how many Kane-to-Stalberg-to-DERP or Kane-to-Hossa-to-putting-green have there been.

Kings, Coyotes, Sharks all won last night. Kings in 3rd, Coyotes in 7th, Stars down to 8, Sharks one point out of 8th, Flames two. This'll change a few more times before Sunday.

The Kings have taken their rightful place on top of the Pacific division... there's no looking back now!

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Also disappered for a long stretches and didn't score a goal in the playoffs. If you can trade this mornon for a good deal then you do it. Not sure why the guy gets so much apologist. Being open to trading Kane does not make you a "meathead".

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Also disappered for a long stretches and didn't score a goal in the playoffs. If you can trade this mornon for a good deal then you do it. Not sure why the guy gets so much apologist. Being open to trading Kane does not make you a "meathead".

If you're constantly chugging his cock it does. Just ask shakes. BTW , I believe that he's scored a total of 1 goal in his last 13 playoff games.

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If you're constantly chugging his cock it does. Just ask shakes. BTW , I believe that he's scored a total of 1 goal in his last 13 playoff games.


Kane = 10 pts in his last 13 playoff games.
Toews = 8pts
Sharp = 6 pts
Hossa = 6pts (in 9 games, 10 really but i don't count the last one where he played 2 shifts)
Bolland = 9pts (10 games)



Any other "brilliant" arguments?

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Maybe it's easier to agree that every single Hawk disappeared in their last 4 playoff games?

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Maybe it's easier to agree that every single Hawk disappeared in their last 4 playoff games?



Why would we do that? How does that support the "Kane obviously sucks at hockey" movement?

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Maybe it's easier to agree that every single Hawk disappeared in their last 4 playoff games?



Why would we do that? How does that support the "Kane obviously sucks at hockey" movement?

I am so entirely pissed off at this team right now......still.......

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If you're constantly chugging his cock it does. Just ask shakes. BTW , I believe that he's scored a total of 1 goal in his last 13 playoff games.


Kane = 10 pts in his last 13 playoff games.
Toews = 8pts
Sharp = 6 pts
Hossa = 6pts (in 9 games, 10 really but i don't count the last one where he played 2 shifts)
Bolland = 9pts (10 games)



Any other "brilliant" arguments?

When I say he's scored 1 fucking goal in the last 13 games and then you throw point totals into the mix, then no, I guess I don't have any more arguments you fucking dolt.

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When I say he's scored 1 fucking goal in the last 13 games and then you throw point totals into the mix, then no, I guess I don't have any more arguments you fucking dolt.



Exactly, cause you're a fucking moron.

Last I checked assists were just as important as goals considering they both result in a point being put on the scoreboard. And Kane has been involved in more GOALS over the last two playoff seasons than any other player on the Hawks.


Is that concept too difficult for you to understand or would you rather continue your half assed attempt to disparage Kane based on cherry picked stats that have more holes in it than the male blow up doll you stick your disease ridden cock in twice a night?

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Is that concept too difficult for you to understand or would you rather continue your half assed attempt to disparage Kane based on cherry picked stats that have more holes in it than the male blow up doll you stick your disease ridden cock in twice a night?
aka Mrs Shakes.

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Is that concept too difficult for you to understand or would you rather continue your half assed attempt to disparage Kane based on cherry picked stats that have more holes in it than the male blow up doll you stick your disease ridden cock in twice a night?


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Is that concept too difficult for you to understand or would you rather continue your half assed attempt to disparage Kane based on cherry picked stats that have more holes in it than the male blow up doll you stick your disease ridden cock in twice a night?


:lol:

Don't ever change.

He's loyal to his boyfriend to the end, I'll give him that.

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Kane could be pretty damn good, but the off-ice stuff is getting very tiresome. god knows what we do not know, people make the claim "it hasn't impacted him", but they have no better idea then anyone else. Only the organization and team knows. The guy sucks at drinking and apparently does it alot, that we do know. There are plenty of stories of him in both Chicago and Buffalo.

You do not move him for a sack of pucks, but if the deal makes the team better you do it. Only untouchable is Toews.

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Kane could be pretty damn good, but the off-ice stuff is getting very tiresome. god knows what we do not know, people make the claim "it hasn't impacted him", but they have no better idea then anyone else. Only the organization and team knows. The guy sucks at drinking and apparently does it alot, that we do know. There are plenty of stories of him in both Chicago and Buffalo.

You do not move him for a sack of pucks, but if the deal makes the team better you do it. Only untouchable is Toews.

Exactly. His cum guzzlin' wife thinks he's fucking Gretzky though and to even entertain the idea of moving him is hockey sacrilege.

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I'll tell you right now you're not getting greater or equivalent value for Kane in a trade. Good God, if I hear "trade Kane for Ryan Miller str8 ^ because we need a goalie and Kaner's from Buffalo, it's perfect" one more time, I'll flip. That's not perfect at all.

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I'd do it for Stamkos in a minute, too bad Tampa is not that stupid. 8)

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Patrick Kane through his first five seasons:
399 GP, 126 G, 243 A, 369 pts., .925 pts/game

Other elite players through their first five seasons:

2010 MVP/Scoring Champion Henrik Sedin:
400 GP, 62 G, 159 A, 221 pts., .553 pts/game

2008/09/10 Selke Winner Pavel Datsyuk:
363 GP, 108 G, 220 A, 328 pts, .904 pts/game

2011 MVP Corey Perry:
368 GP, 118 G, 153 A, 271 pts., .736 pts/game

2006 MVP/Scoring Champion Joe Thornton:
355 GP, 101 G, 146 A, 247 pts., .696 pts/game (through age 22, and the dead puck era, mind you)

Ending with Joe Thornton is apt, I feel, because any Kane trade is going to resemble the trade that sent Thornton to San Jose, a bouquet of bums whose salaries match up but don't come close to matching production. Do you remember who Boston got for their then-franchise player? I don't. I think Marco Sturm-Und-Drang was involved, and maybe the lesser Primeau brother, but no one who contributed to the Bruins' eventual championship. And hey, even more recently than Thornton, remember those two drunk assholes on the Flyers who were getting in trouble? They're about to win a Stanley Cup. I don't even want to know what kind of trouble it'll take for Kane to necessitate a trade for some package of Carolina Hurricanes second-liners or something.

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