welp guys, what can i say about this one? she's loco. she like, singlehandendly wants to revive the dungarees industry.... and i think she's a cyborg sent from the future to assassinate me. if so, i'm dying with a shot a cigarette a raging hardon and a smile.

also, i think she also kind of maybe definitely not asked me to [redacted] i said hell yeah. we'll see what happens.... i'm pouring myself a white russian and saying this my friends... i won't bring this name up again, it's just like, i've met you guys we've had beers and stuff you're good people and you're my friends... and i look forward to hopefully kicking a few old rap songs at darko's in august. that is, if i'm not sacrificed for the corn harvest after they dupe me into getting her pregnant.

NOT THE BEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE BEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also yeah, see if you can figure out why she's got that smug look of satisfaction. i think i know why but then again i'm a good dolphin idiot!



from this point on, save OKC cuz we have important rap business, i won't pm any of you or talk about my nonexistant delusional fantasies of having the smartest/hottest chick on the planet stalking me for some odd reason. i'll just talk some sports... cuz i retired my superhero admiral awesome sailing the high seas of adventure thing last night. i just wanna be really boring and low key and undercover funny like atom and his package.

so thank all of you guys, gals, and whatever the fuck you call panther for being my friends! pantsless cretin for life! the last ~4 hours of it anyways! REMEMBER ME WHEN THE CORN HARVEST IS BOUNTIFUL!

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Take it easy, Champ. Why don't you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while.

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You know me like that.

Well she does have those crazy, prescribed, Im fucked up all the time, almost famous eyes which could lead to an obsessive personality type... Sorta like that NASA lady a few years back, but hotter and sporting an across the pond accent... Cheers!

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lol you're a good man and thorough, doctor. i'd love to sip some upper class liquor with you whilst we discuss peasant appropriation at a long phallic table someday,

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Don't you ever be low key Sini...

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thx j-boogie. dont forget to give me the 4-1-1 on your cousin's band

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Brother's group their guy...

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... And if you like cheeky, positive hip hop, and major league production then I think you'll enjoy.

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But speaking of cheeky, back to this chick who's all over your nuts...

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I'm not really about implants and fake boobs, but she may want to look into that.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

Dude... You don't like a nice handful?

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Uh, yes I do.....that's my point.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

LoL

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see this chick's gotta throw everything including the kitchen sink at me. she woke up a sleeping giant and decided like "i'm going to turn this shithead into my ideal man"

and now like hawk harrelson would say "....she did" and welp, put it this way, she's 5'7" and i think a strong breeze would have a field day with her. i'm 6'3"-6'4" (basically i'm the same height as derrick rose and vladimir guerrero. if i stood next to them we'd see eye to eye perfectly) and well, i'm not a strong breeze but i'm a cool breeze.... ask murph.

but don't worry, she's the smartest chick on earth. she figured out i was worth all this crazy effort and she's waited a long time for me so like, if she's gotta do a whole production # i'll sit back with a rooskie and see what she's got for me. cuz we both know what i got for her =P

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I'm a longtime sinicalypse guy but seriously dude you're losing me with the Alexa Chung thing.

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It pains me to see you stuck on such an average looker. Aim for the stars and maybe you'll get someone in the moon.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I enjoy this.

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So picky... But yes, I agree she's nothing outstanding.

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I hate to be the one to tell Sini, but Alexa is married. Yeah, her husband Wang isn't going to like this one bit.

She's married to a Wang?

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