Well, it'll be close enough.

Here's the Tuesday game plan with these 2:

*3p: SCORE Sports Legal Analyst Eldon Ham (Has to do w/the Title w/this thread)
*3:30p: "The Second Half"

Wayne Randazzo has updates through 6p and then guest hosts "Xfinity Feedback Zone Live" before Chris Rongey's White Sox Radio Network pre for Sox/Blue Jays from U.S. Cellular Field at 6:35p. "SCORE Overnight", the EP version, with Les Grobstein & Adam Harris, follows Ranger's postgame.

So now the Heat is a giant pile of crap without Bosh?

More horrible, horrible and dumb NBA talk. Keep making excuses and keep making fools of yourselves, fellas.

Nobody gives a flying fuck about the updates or when they're coming

ah, here we go. defending lebron. "what do you want him to do!"

you knew that was coming.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Two words...Radio discipline.

Lebron picked his team! He could have literally went to any team in the entire league with open arms. No one should make excuses that his supporting cast isn't that good. He picked it just like Carmelo Anthony.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Hit a game winner?

TAKE a game winner?

Use his crazy ability to get a good shot?

No Eldon Ham "Sandwich" joke SHARK? You're slipping.

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Not foul out of an important playoff game?

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RP Bryan, when Eldon Ham joins the guys after Randazzo's 3p update, it has to go with a less than satisfying subject, and the name I mentioned at the start of this thread. Jerry Sandusky...That guy was in court today.

Their bit for the last 10 years is to be the guys that don't deify Jordan. I think that their love for Lebron is just an extention of that. They both are dying for LBJ to be better/win more titles/MVP's than Mike.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

This is standard operating procedure for them. If the Heat lose, LeBron is absolved of all blame because the third-best player on his team was Mario Chalmers. If the Heat win, ZOMG guyses can you believe how awesomesauce LeBron is he totally toppled the mighty Celtics even though the third-best player on his team was Mario Chalmers!

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

I got a C on my exam, which when you consider how hung over I was, is really an A!

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I know we have a dedicated commercial thread, and I know I've brought up how much this annoys me before, but hey, what's one more post:

THE CHICAGOLAND NEW CAR DEALER SPOT. CAN'T FUCKIN' DO IT NO MORE.

YOU DO NOT REFER TO A CAR DEALERSHIP AS A "CAR STORE."

I DON'T CARE IF IT RHYMES WITH "MORE," WHICH IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU BUY A CAR THERE.

NOBODY WHOSE PARENTS AREN'T COUSINS PURCHASES A CAR FROM A "CAR STORE."

To synthesize two annoying Score commercials:

"Hah! Wurrs the daahht mayounn diew?"

"in d'kewlurs baick durrr"

"Thanks! ah gawt thursty awn muh way to the car store."

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i can't stand the idiot who voices the napa commercials. sounds like dan hampton's brain-damaged twin.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

You'd think the mighty minds of our Radio Hero's would be above such relativism, right? Aren't they all about actual performance on the court? You either do or you don't? And besides, LeBron took a bad Cavaliers team to the finals many years ago. Are you telling me that the NBA Finals Cavaliers team was better than this current Heat team?

And more Bernsie NBA awesomeness: "Al Jefferson, yeah, I like him, he's neat! He can do all sorts of...stuff, yeah, no one see's him but he is old school and neat." That's some in-depth stuff right there.

He sounds like someone who should be doing nights on US 99.5.

A SlumLord mention?

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Not Big Fan though.

Brian "10 Years From Now, You'll See No Blacks At All" Paruch.

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It's Eldon Ham time...

Fixed.

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The 2007 Lebron-Cavs would absolutely beat the current Heat team, and very easily if Bosh was out.

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????

Really?

Nobody can fuck with Ira Newbie.

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That 2007 LeBron-2012 LeBron matchup would be must-see TV.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

A young-ish Larry Hughes was the heart and soul of that squad, Shannon Brown was the shake and LeBron James was the bake!

Never bet against a team starting a guard named Boobie

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City of Fools vibe.

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