My dear internet friend jimmy,

Are you suggesting that because people "love" Shark that he is beyond critique? That is bullshit my friend. Shark judges everyone around him. He judges those in the media. He judges those on the field of play. He seems to think he is some kind of columnist. Therefore, he is open to all criticism. His comments are regularly asinine and downright stupid. He makes ridiculous comments and he is never called on them. I, for one, am tired of it. So he gets to say all kinds of stupid shit to whomever he choses about whomever he chooses to slam but he cannot be criticized for his stupid conclusions? That, my friend, is quite unamerican. You should know better. I have read enough of your work to know you know better.

I think we should hook up and exchange fluids.


Your servant,

J.A.C.K.

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My Mother was a witch...she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch, for the tears I cried
Take her down now, don't wanna see her face.
All blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace.
Am I evil? Yes. I am.

Gee,thanks!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Who gave OKC the password to EVIL JACK?

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My dear internet friend with the vaguely homosexual innuendo username,

Fuck you thunder, you can suck my cock.

Your pal who loves you deeply (6 inches deep that is),

J.A.C.K.

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My Mother was a witch...she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch, for the tears I cried
Take her down now, don't wanna see her face.
All blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace.
Am I evil? Yes. I am.

How does it feel to be the Jamie Moyer of mults on this board? You're fastball is completely gone....why don't you go back to posting your stalking fan fiction again.....that really took off like hot cakes....Hugs and sloppy kisses....XOXOXOXOXOX

Phillip J. McCracken esq.

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Phil,
Did Jamie ever have a fastball? I think that is why the Cubs dumped him back in 1956.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

I guess that makes my comparison even more appropriate doesn't it

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My dear internet friend Fill,

My friend, the critique from a never has been is less than stingy. You are still a guy who is trying to forge an identity on this message board, and after hundreds of posts, still no one knows who the fuck you are and even more sadly, no one gives a fuck. You have no creativity. Your name is just a silly old joke. Your posts are pedestrian at best, hardly memorable, and quickly forgotten. When you become someone of any worth or note on this board, then, please feel free to try to put me into my place, but until you are more than a gnat stain on the great windshield of the road trip of life, please, with sugar on top, go fuck yourself.

I say this with total love and respect for your terrible posting history.

Your Pal,

Evil

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My Mother was a witch...she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch, for the tears I cried
Take her down now, don't wanna see her face.
All blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace.
Am I evil? Yes. I am.

His name is still the funniest one on this board and I'm a big fan of his posts,not that it makes any difference. More of a detriment...sorry Phil.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

If that is funny, I bet you would blow a gasket if someone logged on as Heywood Jablome. My god, the comedy!

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My Mother was a witch...she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch, for the tears I cried
Take her down now, don't wanna see her face.
All blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace.
Am I evil? Yes. I am.

Everyone goes through a decline Jack-O....It's a part of life. Pretty soon you will be forgetting where you put the remote and what 4 down on the crossword was. Don't let the grim reality of your slow descent into dimentia bother you too much though because you can rest assured that nobody here will notice.

From one poster with a terrible posting history to another.

Your dearest admirerer,

Phil

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Yes,don't forget my mult: Phalic_Thimble. To hell with everyone else,it cracked me up.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

My dear internet friend Phil,

Fear not, my love, for you shall have no decline to call your own, for when you are insignificant, you cannot decline from there.

Your Pal,

J.A.C.K.

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My Mother was a witch...she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch, for the tears I cried
Take her down now, don't wanna see her face.
All blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace.
Am I evil? Yes. I am.

And now, my lovely, we see why this particular message board is so attractive to you. You are quite easily amused.

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My Mother was a witch...she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch, for the tears I cried
Take her down now, don't wanna see her face.
All blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace.
Am I evil? Yes. I am.

You have a distinct way with words,DR. KEN!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Uh oh! Lindsay Lohan could be headed back to jail. TMZ.com has the skinny...

http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/11/lindsay-l ... nt-police/

This is truly BREAKING NEWS, folks. Lindsay Lohan rushed to a Marina Del Rey, CA hospital, per ABC News. The story says Lohan was found unconscious at the Ritz-Carlton Hotel there.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, she can't die!



She hasn't done porn yet.

nice work SHARKaroo

Story is still developing...

Who cares?

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So, she may have done porn?

I don't know about that, but LL's life has spiraled badly out of control for quite sometime.

Yeah, it's not really on my radar.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Catch the Spada interview at http://www.noonecares.com

I thought you meant Spada interviewed her. Between lifestyle choices, and being interviewed by Spada, I'd feel comfortable reporting she's dead.

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Yep.

False alarm. Nothing happened.

According to TMZ.com, LL was shooting scenes for her upcoming Lifetime movie almost non-stop, minus a minute of sleep. She was trying to get some sleep at the Marina Del Rey, CA Ritz-Carlton Hotel, and it turns out she's back on the set of her upcoming TV movie "Liz & Dick". So much for that! The power of Twitter...

Oh, so by unconscious you meant asleep.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!