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Post subject: Re: Raw is Long...

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:07 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Oh Johnny....

"We're approaching the 100th episode of Raw!"

Vince is on fire. :lol:

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Raw is Long...

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:08 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Oh Johnny....

"We're approaching the 100th episode of Raw!"

He is playing the part of a dumbass quite well.

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Bob Loblaw

Post subject: Re: Raw is Long...

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:08 pm

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Wrong 1 legged wrestler. He sure did.

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I'm picturing a 12 year old Bob Loblaw bitching out a Randy Savage Wrestling Buddy for botching his finisher. Also envisioning Bob Loblaw getting bitched at for lighting the living room table on fire for said finisher.

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Post subject: Re: Raw is Long...

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:09 pm

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Bob Loblaw wrote:

:lol:

Wrong 1 legged wrestler. He sure did.

I am drawing a blank on this one, what is it in regard to?

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Post subject: Re: Raw is Long...

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:10 pm

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RFDC wrote:

Bob Loblaw wrote:

:lol:

Wrong 1 legged wrestler. He sure did.

I am drawing a blank on this one, what is it in regard to?

Zack Gowen wasn't it?

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Post subject: Re: Raw is Long...

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:10 pm

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Bob Loblaw wrote:

:lol:

Wrong 1 legged wrestler. He sure did.

I love when Cole and Lawler are giggling. You know either Vince is mocking people on the headset, or in the ring.

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Post subject: Re: Raw is Long...

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:11 pm

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The role of John Cena will today be played by Sheamus.

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Post subject: Re: Raw is Long...

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:12 pm

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Big Johnny Your Fired sign. :lol:

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Post subject: Re: Raw is Long...

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:15 pm

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Loblaw, why don't you already have a "Vince on the Scooter" gif for us?

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Post subject: Re: Raw is Long...

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:19 pm

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Oh boy. It's Albert.

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Post subject: Re: Raw is Long...

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:20 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Oh boy. It's Albert.

Jealous because he's a better worker? #CSFMBWA

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Post subject: Re: Raw is Long...

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:22 pm

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From the Twitter machine: Johnny is to promos what Sin Cara is to working.

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Bob Loblaw

Post subject: Re: Raw is Long...

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:23 pm

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RFDC wrote:

Bob Loblaw wrote:

:lol:

Wrong 1 legged wrestler. He sure did.

I am drawing a blank on this one, what is it in regard to?

In early 2003, rookie "Tenacious Z" Zach Gowen was making a name for himself on Midwest independent wrestling scene. It wasn't hard for him to stand out: He was a pretty good high flier who only had one leg.

While he lost his left leg to cancer as a child, he was a good athlete and became proficient at various flips on a trampoline, even when he he didn't have his prosthesis on. He started training at current Ring of Honor manager Truth Martini's wrestling school after he turned 18 and started wrestling (again, without his prosthesis) a couple weeks before his 19th birthday.

In early 2003, he made a couple appearances for TNA, but like many wrestlers who made a shot or two with TNA, he didn't have a contract. With his buzz increasing, WWE talent scouts wanted to sign him before TNA did and told John Laurinaitis (who was being groomed to replace Jim Ross as Vice President of Talent Relations) to sign the one-legged guy they had been hearing.about.

Laurinaitis made some calls to try to find the one-legged guy. A native Floridian, he spoke to some friends who directed him to Steve Chamberland, a big, burly one-legged wrestler who lost the limb in question in a motorcycle accident and wrestled with his prosthesis on.

So yes, not only did he get in touch with the wrong one-legged guy, but the wrong one-legged guy was the complete opposite of Zach Gowen and nobody had ever heard of him.

Nowadays, the urban legend is that Laurinaitis signed Chamberland to a WWE contract. I'd love to confirm that to put the cherry on top of this story, but according to a contemporary report from PWTorch.com, it never got that far.

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Post subject: Re: Raw is Long...

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:26 pm

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"The Japanese Dream" Dusty Tensai

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Post subject: Re: Raw is Long...

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:26 pm

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Drop In wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

Oh boy. It's Albert.

Jealous because he's a better worker? #CSFMBWA

Hey look. The outcast made a funny.

Stick next to your new buddies. Maybe they'll protect you from the DrinkyAlliance.

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Bob Loblaw

Post subject: Re: Raw is Long...

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:27 pm

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Drop In wrote:

Loblaw, why don't you already have a "Vince on the Scooter" gif for us?

the kids are making gifs before the shows are over nowadays. it could happen.

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Post subject: Re: Raw is Long...

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:29 pm

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This could be a thing..

GLOW: The Story of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling - Official Trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy2BLHsi ... e=youtu.be

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Post subject: Re: Raw is Long...

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:31 pm

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Alright, so far nothing has changed other than Vince is on. Why is it a strike that Sheamus won according to Vince? I don't really get this "You're doing a good or bad job" thing.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Raw is Long...

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:32 pm

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Khali, Christian, Ziggler, and Swagger for the #1 contender.

Could Ziggler finally get another push?

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Post subject: Re: Raw is Long...

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:33 pm

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Its gotta be Ziggler.

Christian would be the only other choice and he is doing a deal with Rhodes.

no way is it Swagger or Khali

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Post subject: Re: Raw is Long...

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:36 pm

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So Tensai stayed in the ring throughout that backstage segment?

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Post subject: Re: Raw is Long...

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:38 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

So Tensai stayed in the ring throughout that backstage segment?

It was on Vince's orders. It saves fifteen minutes of catering in a cost cutting measure. Have to make up for breaking the scooter.

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Post subject: Re: Raw is Long...

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:40 pm

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BobbyHeenan wrote:

Speaking of G.L.O.W., are you women done with your yipping yet? I've had enough. Speeps, put the title shot on the line against Drop In. Unless you don't think you have what it takes.

Why on Earth would I want to do that? I have no doubt that I'd give Drop In the beating of his life, but what's the upside for me?

Gonna have to work harder Bobby.

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Post subject: Re: Raw is Long...

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:41 pm

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40 minutes in, not so good...sigh. I actually was enjoying watchign Raw just a couple of months back. Wha happun?

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Post subject: Re: Raw is Long...

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:42 pm

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CrankyVince wrote:

EXPLAINING TO DUNN I WANT THE NEXT RAW MOMENT TO BE WHEN I PULLED SUNNY IN AN ARENA CLOSET IN 97', AND SHE CAME OUT LOOKING LIKE A FIRE EXTINGUISHER WENT OFF. DUNN CLAIMS THAT WASN'T FILMED. READY TO PULL ONE OF HIS BIG YELLOW TEETH OUT.

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Post subject: Re: Raw is Long...

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:49 pm

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BobbyHeenan wrote:

Bob Loblaw wrote:

This could be a thing..

GLOW: The Story of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling - Official Trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy2BLHsi ... e=youtu.be

Now we're talking. I hope they don't edit out when I gave the Farmer's Daughter a Beverly Hills Rodeo Ass Punch.

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Post subject: Re: Raw is Long...

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:56 pm

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Drop In wrote:

Loblaw, why don't you already have a "Vince on the Scooter" gif for us?

working on gif ...

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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:08 pm

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Goat face

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Post subject: Re: Raw is Long...

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:10 pm

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I want Kane to win. Feel free to tar and feather me as you see fit.

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Post subject: Re: Raw is Long...

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:11 pm

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Kane has some massive razor burn on that neck of his.

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