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 Post subject: I need a drink
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:23 pm 
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Watching a family friend giving birth.


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 Post subject: Re: I need a drink
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Uh, whaaaaaaaaaaaaa?


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 Post subject: Re: I need a drink
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I would recommend starting this hot early afternoon with a Bloody Mary.

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Yikes...26 hours of labor already and she's only at 3 cm...damn. Doesn't sound good. All of the moaning and cooing and things - sounds like a damn porn film.


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Who are you that you would be in the room while she is giving birth?


He's the doctor


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I'm not a doctor, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.


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 Post subject: Re: I need a drink
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Seriously, I'm just a family friend. I do a lot of troubleshooting for them and go with them on a lot of medical visits to help out.


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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:
Seriously, I'm just a family friend. I do a lot of troubleshooting for them and go with them on a lot of medical visits to help out.


So you're trouble-shooting a live birth?


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I hope it's a Double Bastard...........the drink of course. :wink:

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I think this counts as going on one of their medical visits. Not sure though.


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Eaglo Jeff wrote:
I hope it's a Double Bastard...........the drink of course. :wink:

I think they went halves on a bastard.


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I'm already laying the foundation with my fiancee that I'm going 1950s during the birth(s) of our child(ren). I'll be in the waiting room, thank you very much.

No way in hell I'd want to witness someone who's not my fiancee giving birth.

And for everyone who says how beautiful it is, no thanks. Keep it. And the placenta...


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You're creeping up the list of craziest people on this board, CHF.



Why would you be posting about this, and would your friends appreciate you going back to your phone or computer to give us the details of this sacred event????

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I would think the next dinner over at their house will be a little awkward after seeing the horror film version of your friend's wife's naughty bits

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Ed_from_Lisle wrote:
No way in hell I'd want to witness someone who's not my fiancee giving birth. ...


what about your wife?

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And why was this thread titled "I need a Caller Bob" at before you edited it?


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And why was this thread titled "I need a Caller Bob" at before you edited it?

Because he didn't want to seem as creepy since he is staring at one.



Right.

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And why was this thread titled "I need a Caller Bob" at before you edited it?

Undoubtedly a parody in the works......

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This is one of the most bizarre non DegenDave threads I have ever read.

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Yeah, I was going to do a parody thread but this is pretty intense. Having epidural debate right now. She doesn't want it but is suffering galore.


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SomeGuy wrote:
And why was this thread titled "I need a Caller Bob" at before you edited it?

Because he didn't want to seem as creepy since he is staring at one.



Right.


Gotcha. That makes total sense.


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So......ummmmmmm........sorry if this seems out of line, but where is the father?

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So......ummmmmmm........sorry if this seems out of line, but where is the father?
I'm guessing either jail or Ecuador.

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 Post subject: Re: I need a drink
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ETA of father is 20 minutes.


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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:
ETA of father is 20 minutes.

I think it might take me a little longer, I'm stuck on 290, can you tell that baby to hold another 20 more min?


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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:
ERA of father is 20.

Oh.....so it's Kerry Wood? Good for him. :wink:

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Ed_from_Lisle wrote:
I'm already laying the foundation with my fiancee that I'm going 1950s during the birth(s) of our child(ren). I'll be in the waiting room, thank you very much.

No way in hell I'd want to witness someone who's not my fiancee giving birth.

And for everyone who says how beautiful it is, no thanks. Keep it. And the placenta...



:lol: :lol: Good fucking luck with that. I wanted to do the same and I wound up doing alot more work during the birth than I expected.

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
Ed_from_Lisle wrote:
I'm already laying the foundation with my fiancee that I'm going 1950s during the birth(s) of our child(ren). I'll be in the waiting room, thank you very much.

No way in hell I'd want to witness someone who's not my fiancee giving birth.

And for everyone who says how beautiful it is, no thanks. Keep it. And the placenta...



:lol: :lol: Good fucking luck with that. I wanted to do the same and I wound up doing alot more work during the birth than I expected.

I'd attempt a purse joke, but then I remembered that I have Eaglo Jeff brand of humor....I'll leave it alone. :wink:

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Eaglo Jeff wrote:
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ERA of father is 20.

Oh.....so it's Kerry Wood? Good for him. :wink:


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She's agreed to the epidural! Father's here. All good. Though she was puking a minute ago.


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