And Mr. Reason, yes, most of you most likely make more money at your jobs than I do writing for 670thescore.com; hence me still working two other jobs. I also don't define myself by how much money I make doing what I enjoy. Certainly I wouldn't be a teacher if that were true. But if that's how you get your sense of self-worth, congrats.

Did anyone from the board enter?

And Q., I agree with Bernstein on some things and disagree on others. If you equate the times we agree with kissing ass, equate using correct grammar and not sounding willfully ignorant with kissing ass, or merely equate anyone Bernstein doesn't hate with being an ass-kisser, I can't help you there.

Journalism, whether objective articles or subjective columns, doesn't follow many of the rules of MLA-type high school English paper-writing.

When it comes to the Bears, America is just a slobbering shitwagon. Every single opinion of his regarding this team is the most pristine of doomsday horseshit.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

3. I find Fahrenheit 451 to be one of the most important novels in the Western canon.

Please direct all future questions to tenfootmailbag@gmail.com or tweet me @Ten_Foot_Midget. I thank you in advance.

Are you one of those people who considers Stephen King an important author?

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

I don't think they do realize it though. I really believe the acolytes think of themselves as some form of highly evolved sports fan who aren't bogged down by the dumb thoughts of the plebeians.

Are you one of those people who considers Stephen King an important author? They really let your silly ass teach English? It's times like these I wish Tall Midget were still here.

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

Well. . . Some can't get to the top unless they've stepped on the rest.

Call me what you want, but if you're pushing 30 and you still haven't made any money, I don't consider you very "smart".

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Oh, not at all. I was half-kidding. There are actually two or three of you that aren't completely spiteful internet bullies and actually have a constructive thought in your heads [cue "You don't have a thought in your head, TenFootDbag" -esque brilliant response by someone]. I encourage anyone who's interested to actually try out. Honestly, after the initial tryout last year, I walked away thinking I had no chance of hearing back from The Score, so don't sell yourselves short.

And Mr. Reason, yes, most of you most likely make more money at your jobs than I do writing for 670thescore.com; hence me still working two other jobs. I also don't define myself by how much money I make doing what I enjoy. Certainly I wouldn't be a teacher if that were true. But if that's how you get your sense of self-worth, congrats.

And Q., I agree with Bernstein on some things and disagree on others. If you equate the times we agree with kissing ass, equate using correct grammar and not sounding willfully ignorant with kissing ass, or merely equate anyone Bernstein doesn't hate with being an ass-kisser, I can't help you there. You seem to forget, too, that I haven't called in since getting the writing gig and have maybe sent the show two emails, so I don't know what opportunities to even kiss ass you're referencing.

I love you all. Be well.

We lose a lot of rights when we look the other way when it doesn't affect our lives or it isn't a cause we agree with.

Ten Foot Midget disagrees with Bernstein!!!

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2012/06/19/baffoe-put-clemens-in-your-tainted-hall-of-fame-writers/

The midget stuff is funny


I wonder though...


Are these clones of Bernstein self aware? I mean deep down, TFM and the others have to know that they seek Bernstein's approval and that for the most part repackaging what Bernstein said in an email toBernstein is the best way to do it


There is no way, they are so dense that they just think "Bernstein and I are a lot alike. We are intelligent sports fans"



TFM is even telling people how to correctly watch the Finals. He had a column about not letting "Heat hate blind you from great series" and a since deleted tweet in the final minutes of game one that said something to the effect of

Are we all enjoying this great game without the dumb narrative hate?"


So this NBA Superfan is watching a close game in game one of the NBA finals and he's thinking "I hope other people are correctly watching this game"


I bet Baffoe wasnt an NBA fan until Bernstein got on air and put it on the list of things non racist people like


Another larger question: Even if there were as many meatballs as Berns and Baffoe claim....who cares? What is the obsession with changing them? If they enjoy thinking Bears are better in cold weather...let them think that.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

I don't remember if I posted this thought yet, but Ten Foot Midget coming here hat in hand to ask for votes and then turning around and saying none of us should even audition because we won't win is an all-time bitch move. I'm glad I've never read your work.

I don't remember if I posted this thought yet, but Ten Foot Midget coming here hat in hand to ask for votes and then turning around and saying none of us should even audition because we won't win is an all-time bitch move. I'm glad I've never read your work.

I don't remember if I posted this thought yet, but Ten Foot Midget coming here hat in hand to ask for votes and then turning around and saying none of us should even audition because we won't win is an all-time bitch move. I'm glad I've never read your work.