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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:04 pm 
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Not you. Other cat owners...

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Not you. Other cat owners...


You're not pulling my lariat, are you?

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Don Tiny wrote:
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Not you. Other cat owners...


You're not pulling my lariat, are you?

I think your lariat accidentally touched me back in December at RTS.

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You're not pulling my lariat, are you?

I think your lariat accidentally touched me back in December at RTS.


Did you get a decent look at it? I haven't seen it in twenty years ....

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Cat haters (I can see if you've been attacked by one I suppose)

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The only good cats are lions.

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Cat haters (I can see if you've been attacked by one I suppose)
Isn't that pretty much everyone? Don't cats basically scratch the hell out of whoever they can?

I don't think I've ever met a cat owner that hasn't been scratched by the cat. I guess some may have declawed them quick enough.

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
The only good cats are lions.

Man man man....the more I learn about you...

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You scratch my pussy cat, and .....

Reminds me of when Zsa Zsa Gabor was on the Tonight Show with Carson. He had a good line about the feline she brought to the set with her.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
The only good cats are lions.

Man man man....the more I learn about you...

:roll:



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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
The only good cats are lions.

Man man man....the more I learn about you...

:roll:


It is the fault of my parents. They pushed their cat hatred off on me and I've never been able to shake it.

I can tollerate a cat in the same room with me.....sometimes.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
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You scratch my pussy cat, and .....

Reminds me of when Zsa Zsa Gabor was on the Tonight Show with Carson. He had a good line about the feline she brought to the set with her.


I thought that was Jane Fonda .... 'pasta would know ....

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Fantasy sports in general. I'll never understand the allure. It's like voluntary work with no reward.


Relativity.

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Don Tiny wrote:
I thought that was Jane Fonda .... 'pasta would know ....

Nah, it was Zsa Zsa. I remember her accent (she could've got it like 53 years ago).

Zsa Zsa: Would you like to pet my pussy?

Carson: Sure, if you move that damn cat out of the way!

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The only good cats are lions.


The only good cat is a stir-fried cat-Gordon Shumway

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Closing lanes on the expressway at 1am, seemingly doing nothing only for them to be re-opened in the morning. (Doug, can you help with this one?)


They are doing something, just a mile down the road.
The lane reductions are so the non-city dwellers don't kill all the workers while doing 80pmh after a night at da club.

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Fantasy sports in general. I'll never understand the allure. It's like voluntary work with no reward.


Relativity.

You could say that about almost any hobby. At least there's a chance to win money.

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(she could've got it like 53 years ago).


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Nah, it was Zsa Zsa. I remember her accent (she could've got it like 53 years ago).



I remember getting a telegram lamenting Zsa Zsa Gabor overraters.

I sent it along.

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How the poor southern whites continually vote republican..how the electoral college trumps popular vote...why anyone watches the all the fake shows on Tru T.V .

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FavreFan wrote:
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Fantasy sports in general. I'll never understand the allure. It's like voluntary work with no reward.


Relativity.

You could say that about almost any hobby. At least there's a chance to win money.


None of that matters. The draft party justifies playing fantasy football.

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None of that matters. The draft party justifies playing fantasy football.


Now I feel a little cheated by our MAC Conference fantasy league draft. :(

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Fantasy sports in general. I'll never understand the allure. It's like voluntary work with no reward.


it's like the stock market.... just more interactive. and as a byproduct if you're clever you kind of learn the sport and can turn around and bullshit about it for a living. that is, if there's a non-recession-contract on the table that's worth rolling out of bed for =)

oh, and i'll never understand socks and sandals. or crocs. or even worse, tevas. why go half-assed when can go fully-cocked?

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
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Closing lanes on the expressway at 1am, seemingly doing nothing only for them to be re-opened in the morning. (Doug, can you help with this one?)


They are doing something, just a mile down the road.
The lane reductions are so the non-city dwellers don't kill all the workers while doing 80pmh after a night at da club.

But it quite often appears as if the only work being done is just laying down pylons. :? Nothing even down the road. I suppose it happens after?

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Cat haters (I can see if you've been attacked by one I suppose)
Isn't that pretty much everyone? Don't cats basically scratch the hell out of whoever they can?

I don't think I've ever met a cat owner that hasn't been scratched by the cat. I guess some may have declawed them quick enough.

Nope.....even when we had our first cat, he never scratched us and he wasn't de-clawed at first. Just like in life, there are good and bad people and good and bad cats. I'm not going to hate all people because some idiot decides to punch me in the face.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Eaglo Jeff wrote:
Cat haters (I can see if you've been attacked by one I suppose)
Isn't that pretty much everyone? Don't cats basically scratch the hell out of whoever they can?

The only time I've ever been scratched by my cats is when I was egging them on to do so...

Obvious (and maybe it's been said already) but I'll never understand women.

Also there's electricity...the lengths to which people will defend "electron flow" versus "hole flow" theories has me confused as to which way it actually flows.


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good one

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