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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:15 pm 
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Fantasy sports in general. I'll never understand the allure. It's like voluntary work with no reward.


Relativity.

You could say that about almost any hobby. At least there's a chance to win money.


None of that matters. The draft party justifies playing fantasy football.


Yes Yes and Yes.

My league once, uh, rented(?) a stripper to come over for a 3-4 hours, serve us drinks, make conversation and perform lewd sex acts.


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I will never understand how a lunatic can wear an ugly yellow jacket to a ballgame in 90 degree weather. #windycitylimo

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How someone can be selfish enough to continue an action knowing full well it causes another harm

How great Bo Jackson could've been

How Joan Rivers gets paid to appear on television


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How anyone can be an Arkansas fan.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:32 pm 
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I will never understand how people cannot figure out how to do basic things with technology. Remote controllers, computers, VCRs, DVD players... the list goes on. My father-in-law is an old pipefitter and the guy takes the little bit of time necessary to read a flippin book and understand how to copy and paste in Windows Explorer. Then I have people who call me asking where the any key is. When I was 10, I was writing computer programs. Sure they were stupid, simple games like guess a random number or the ball bouncing across the screen, but by 12 I was able to hack games.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:39 pm 
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I will never understand the crazed obsession board members have with sports radio hosts. I do engage in the banter, but I could never get to the level some have. Im looking at you Beardown, Gloopen, SiD, etc. This is the type of behavior I would expect from women henning over celebrity news in the latest Enquirer, not that of grown men in a sports forum.

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I will never understand how we are able to split the atom, control raging rivers, go to the moon (supposedly) and build mile-high skyscrapers, yet we haven't figured out to stop male pattern baldness.

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I will never understand how people can pass judgement simply on the color of a person's skin.

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How people can watch a television show with a laugh track and then allow themselves to be manipulated by that track into laughing at stupid crap, just because the laugh track promts them to laugh. If it's really funny, nobody needs to be told they should laugh.

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I will never understand how the Wicked Witch could summon fire yet didnt have a way to protect herself from water.

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I will never understand how the Wicked Witch could summon fire yet didnt have a way to protect herself from water.

Water puts out fire.


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Why people love cars so much. Cars are, for the most part, the worst investment you could possibly make. They depreciate when you take them off the lot. They cost a ton in time and maintenance. They are one of the primary causes for pollution and sickness in major cities. God forbid you get into an accident with one. And everyone in the industry is like a leech for your money. You have to buy insurance. The police target you in your car as a primary source of income to your local government.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:50 pm 
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I will never understand how the Wicked Witch could summon fire yet didnt have a way to protect herself from water.

Water puts out fire.


That is insignificant to the argument. At some point in time she had to come across the fact that water caused her to melt. You would think if she could produce fire that she would be smart enough to have walked around with a rainsuit and got something to waterproof her skin. Maybe she could have worn rain-x or something.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:53 pm 
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Fantasy sports in general. I'll never understand the allure. It's like voluntary work with no reward.


Relativity.

You could say that about almost any hobby. At least there's a chance to win money.



As there is with fantasy Football. In the ESPN league, there is a top prize of $10,000. Most leagues people play in involve 8-12 people who pitch in 100-500 dollars each, with the winner taking home a decent sum.....along with the bragging rights that go along with the cash. Ask BigFan how much he chips into the league he participates in with Danny Mac and Jurko-I'll bet that one has a decent payoff.

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Why BigFan used burrito for ghey and nut for jhew.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:00 pm 
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Why I cant be an honorary member of the balck club.

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Why BigFan got ride of the Huge option for font size.

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Women, but in particular

Why do you tie up the back of your t shirts when they are too big?
When do teenage girls stop being angry and bitchy and bite you head off at every question?
What with the high heels all the time? Why where them when you are grocery shopping?
Why are you so obsessed with outspending other women for childrens birthday parties?

Why my wife left me after 19 years? I never got an honest answer.

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Good Dr., that was funny as hell to me. :lol:




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People who think micromanagement is genuinely a good idea.

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People driving large SUVs (the non-pimped variety) who slow to a crawl to cross railroad tracks.

Why proper on/off ramp etiquette is such a mystery to most people.

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Why grade school history curriculum/textbooks contain so much half-truth, untruth, and fabricated bullshit.

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i think this thread has just become an extension of "complain about something nobody cares about".


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People driving large SUVs (the non-pimped variety) who slow to a crawl to cross railroad tracks.

These people are the worst.

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Cat haters (I can see if you've been attacked by one I suppose)
Isn't that pretty much everyone? Don't cats basically scratch the hell out of whoever they can?

I don't think I've ever met a cat owner that hasn't been scratched by the cat. I guess some may have declawed them quick enough.

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People driving large SUVs (the non-pimped variety) who slow to a crawl to cross railroad tracks.

These people are the worst.

Guy who is cautious enough to come to a complete stop to make a right turn, but wreckless enough to not put the turn signal on til he's halfway thru the turn (if he puts it on at all)


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Why grade school history curriculum/textbooks contain so much half-truth, untruth, and fabricated bullshit.


Read Daniel Quinn's Ishmael and My Ishmael

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i think this thread has just become an extension of "complain about something nobody cares about".

I was just thinking that yesterday. A lot of these threads do eventually just kinda become, "Stuff I hate...grrrrrrrr!"

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