Can't imagine Theo would mortgage service years over a few games.


Iowa Cubs say not injury related. I don't think they would even consider trading him, so no clue what this is about. Very odd.

ANTHONY RIZZO IS MOVING LIKE A TREMENDOUS MACHINE!!!!!!!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Matthew, Tulsi, and Don

Reports are he's retiring. Thank the Maker. I'm tired of all this nonsense.

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When does he get his ceremonial AB at Wrigley?

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Take it easy champ.

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More from @IowaCubs

Chicago Cubs report: "Anthony Rizzo left tonight's game with right wrist soreness. He is currently listed as day-to-day."

Good one!

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Gets a hit in 1st AB.

Can't stand all the people shouting to "temper enthusiasm" and to "not get sooo excited." I haven't see or heard a single person with any unrealistic expectations for him. No one is putting him in the HoF. I haven't even heard a person say he will help the Cubs win a single extra game. None of that stuff is on Twitter, here, radio, etc. Everyone is just excited. That's normal. Especially in a season where there is nothing else to care about.

Media people addressing fabricated excitement is really fucking lame.

This is why I wish they brought him up at the start of a long road trip or at least a road trip.

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His batting stance doesn't look anything like the one on Fangraphs. He's been hitting all year in AAA. I wonder when and why he made these changes.

I would applaud Swaimer for pulling Wells' dead ass out of the game but I'm guessing he has a blister or some shit that required him to leave the game and start drinking across the street in Wrigleyville.

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Rizzo with the 2 out RBI single!!!

He better get good and drunk because his sorry ass is Iowa bound...

Rizz!!!! Doin work so far tonight. Get your ass in gear Castro and score on that!! I have no idea if he could have scored as the game isnt on nationally tonight.

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Hall of Fame

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You know me like that.

Is it to early to nickname him "the .44 caliber killer"

LaHair is turning into a wiff machine.

Sell high?? (Assuming they could get anything good...)

He walked earlier. And this is a by product of continuing to bench his ass against lefties -- makes him push too hard to "perform" against righties.

He's lost all confidence in his "stuff" and his days as a ML pitcher are pretty much over.

To bad.

:cheers:

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When did he have "stuff"?

Valid point. I have no clue why Svuem benches him vs lefties.

Let the man play!

His first full year he was actually decent.

A local Springfield channel carries the WCIU games. Except for tonight, that is. The cocksuckers pick tonight to have technical difficulties, the pricks.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

He just tacked on a pitch that hit the front of the plate. I see sosa and soriano behind him in emperor robes "good. Good feel the evil flow through you......."

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You cannot make me care about the WNBA.

Incompetency in America?

Uh this was in regards to babe lahairs ab with the bases loaded.

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