this life keeps fuckin my head i swear to jesus i will take my talents to the south side and setup a hot dog stand. from there i could bark a bunch of sports bullshit to people and they will love it. then some people from limited broadcasting are going to start an alternative sports radio station because the score is too mainstream and off topic all the time. they will first offer me 1.3mil per year and since thats .1 under what i wanted i will pass and go to the everyone sucks pussy nuggets company for twice the price and 3 times the censorship. my career will be hamstrung into shitville while im sure some other girl will play me for a fuckin fool my fuckin god i think i should just send her our of state. i wonder how much it costs to freight ship a 125lb box of shit. i need to get the fuck out of my own head. girls are stupid and women are rare, but its all good if its got no hair. i need to start a novelty tshirt company.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

You should open up a stand that sells homegrown heirloom tomatoes.

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sometimes in the morning i look in the mirror and go "yeah, i'm ikenorth"

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im going to flatten my brim and change my name to spikewest. i might even turn into a black man.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Sini and Ike, wow. Quite a Sat night show!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

a show? u think this is funny? i have nothing to do. bored. as. shit. nothing going on. no work tomorrow. neighbor in jail. no money for boobie bar either. the last twenty dollars? into my pot account. which somehow accounts for NO FUCKIN WEED CAUSE BITCHES BEIN BITCHES ARE ALL LIKE "YEA IM GETTIN SOME NOW" AND THEN POOF AS IF THEY GOT IN A CAR WRECK. I HOPE THEY DID. IF EVERYONE GOT IN A CAR WRECK AND I WAS THE ONLY ONE LEFT THE ONLY THING I WOULD DO IS GROW AND SMOKE POT AND I TELL YOU WHAT... HAPPY IS ALL IT COULD BE.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

here, let's wash out that bullshit with some legitimate baseball talk >> http://sonsofsamhorn.net/topic/72656-the-outfielders/

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what is baseball

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it's like hawk says "you gotta make yourself dangerous at the plate"

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there is like 4 fire trucks outside. i wonder how far i would get if i stole one

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

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