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At around post 14, I thought- "this is the dumbest thing I've read." At this point, I'm about ready to be the producer for the fargin' HUGE show. I love it! More!

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At around post 14, I thought- "this is the dumbest thing I've read." At this point, I'm about ready to be the producer for the fargin' HUGE show. I love it! More!


I agree. This thread has produced non-stop HUGE belly laughs.


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No time to wash up? Not to worry. Give off the illusion of freshness by stuffing a few dryer sheets in your clothes!

You are a brilliant man HUGE. That's sage advice that I will use first thing tomorrow morning...and every morning afterwards.

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When there's no time to wash up, I prefer the Mexican shower.


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Tell Balki I said hey...

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We'll be introducing a new game called Mail from the Future. I will read three pieces of mail belonging to one of our WBBL employees. Two are fake. One of you HUGE FANS will have to guess which one is real. I know what you're thinking. What a Huge and original idea.


I'm just going to warn you that Linda S. will need to have this bit explained several times and still won't like it. You won't be 'scoring' with 'her'.


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We'll be introducing a new game called Mail from the Future.


That line just literally caused me to pee myself a little bit.

Here's my song.
Hope you like it.

Where did he go, nobody knows
I've gotta say, I'm glad he's back
HUGE has the style and has the grace
HUGE put a smile upon my face

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What's on tap for the show today? I need to plan my day...

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Today will have a HUGE bag of shit to go through.

As a matter of fact, five pounds of HUGE shit in a two pound bag.

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Reading is a skill Scott.
Click previous on the bottom of the page, and you will see:
Now, allow the genius to prepare.

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Whats up, Keep Scoring?

Welcome to the HUGE SECTION!

You seem like a pretty cool guy, so I'll explain this to you the same way I did for Darkside. While I may find some of your fetishes a bit strange or perverse, you won't be judged here. Huge is about acceptance. If you are looking for the latest on the Grand Rapids Rampage for example, this is the place for you. If you are looking for pictures of some guys junk, I'm sure you have plenty stashed on your PC. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Darkside seems to be into some kind of Mexican food love thing if your interested.

Todays show is going to be B-I-G HUGE!!!!!!!


We'll be introducing a new game called Mail from the Future. I will read three pieces of mail belonging to one of our WBBL employees. Two are fake. One of you HUGE FANS will have to guess which one is real. I know what you're thinking. What a Huge and original idea.

Our guests will include Lions beat reporter Tom Kowalski. The Director of Player Development for the Michigan State football squad, Dino Folino. And TV's lovable Balki Bartokomous, Bronson Pinchot will be in studio!


HUGE TIP OF THE DAY

No time to wash up? Not to worry. Give off the illusion of freshness by stuffing a few dryer sheets in your clothes!
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Sorry, Rob. Funny thing is I read it, made a comment about it, and forgot about it all in the span of about an hour. I guess I was to engulfed in all of the drunk driving threads. I'm now ready for a HUGE day.

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[quote="HUGE"] Darkside seems to be into some kind of Mexican food love thing if your interested.quote]

He is right. I love Tacos el Norte in Crystal Lake. Outstanding.

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Don't let it happen again Bulldyke.
Only HUGE get's to call me by that name.
We have a special bond.
I'm his #1 fan.
He said so himself.

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I think it's BS. I've been #2 since he started that list. Where's the love? I should get a week in the #1 slot.

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Patience is a HUGE virtue, Kid.

We're going to open the show today with your calls. The question is: Who is your favorite G.I. Joe character of all time?.

We've been told Balki's flight was delayed so we've got to kill some time. HUGE FILLER!




Baku could fill in for Balki


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We're going to open the show today with your calls. The question is: Who is your favorite G.I. Joe character of all time?.


Are we talking Joe or Cobra now?

Roadblock was a bad ass.


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Snake-Eyes. I probably won't get a chance to call in :wink:

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Lady Jane.

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The crossover success of Sgt. Slaughter is tough to beat.

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hands down.

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That's a HUGE pile of crap HUGE.

How can a dead guy be in the top five and I'm not?
A HUGE disapointment, indeed.

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Let me think about it andyROONEY. You did say you could take your teeth out, didn't you?
That would be a HUGE plus.

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Mr. Reason, I think Rooney's trying to get into your pants.

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I just like writing HUGE.

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Cairo. Do you really have that Gemini action figure or was that copied on-line? It reminds me of those WWF Thumb Wrestlers from back in the day. I had Hogan and Junkyard Dog. (I'm happy for me...)

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I copied that particular picture from the internet but I really did have one as a kid. I had a Gemini and a Nitro figure...along with all the WWF guys, including the ring and the title belt.

Button 48.

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Let me prove my allegience: A HUGE Huge!

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Best of HUGE? How you gonna fill the other 3.7 hours?

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Best of HUGE? How you gonna fill the other 3.7 hours?


Mike North is getting a chance to fill in. If things go well, he'll be taking over the Grand Rapids market.

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Never eat Flaming Hot Cheetos, raw cookie dough, prunes, and shots of Jack before bed. Bad idea.

I think they should put a microphone in the HUGE bathroom, and play the sounds of HUGE gastroenteritis for the three hour best of. Who said HUGE wasn't speaking out of his ass?

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