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 Post subject: Re: NHL Offseason
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:18 pm 
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CH is drinking the bad Ukranian vodka again. :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: NHL Offseason
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 Post subject: Re: NHL Offseason
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:22 pm 
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Some may argue that his deserting the Blackhawks organization for the KHL is a bad sign, but I think this Andrew Ladd for Ivan Vishnievsky trade is really gonna pan out in the long run.

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 Post subject: Re: NHL Offseason
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:23 pm 
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If the Hawks trade for Luongo my world may come to an end.

Him or Crawford, who do take, first instinctive thought, GO!

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 Post subject: Re: NHL Offseason
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The Hawks' track record with flaky Russians is, how you say...less than encouraging.


Fucking Mike Smith. Just looked up in Wikipedia the stats for Yakubov and Vorobiev. Even playing against KHL talent they suck.


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 Post subject: Re: NHL Offseason
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If the Hawks trade for Luongo my world may come to an end.

Him or Crawford, who do take, first instinctive thought, GO!

Both at Crawford's contract? Lu.


10 more expensive-ass years of Luongo? No thank you, ma'am.

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 Post subject: Re: NHL Offseason
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Which Mike Smith is worse: the one who drafted all the Russians or the one who faked his own death to get Andrew Shaw ejected?

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 Post subject: Re: NHL Offseason
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The Hawks' track record with flaky Russians is, how you say...less than encouraging.


Fucking Mike Smith.

Didn't know that was legal in Arizona

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 Post subject: Re: NHL Offseason
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 Post subject: Re: NHL Offseason
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If the Hawks trade for Luongo my world may come to an end.

Him or Crawford, who do take, first instinctive thought, GO!

Both at Crawford's contract? Lu.


10 more expensive-ass years of Luongo? No thank you, ma'am.

No predetermined.... things, Just first thought, who would you rather have... And I agree... Pending on how the CBA goes, you could just keep him for 4 years or so, wait till he gets really bad and hide the money...

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 Post subject: Re: NHL Offseason
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Regardless of how the CBA turns out, hiding 6 years of bad money seems like a real trick.

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 Post subject: Re: NHL Offseason
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Which Mike Smith is worse: the one who drafted all the Russians or the one who faked his own death to get Andrew Shaw ejected?


Mike Smith (PHX) is way worse. 100% flakey asshat. Mike Smith (CHI) at least drafted Seabrook and Keith. His acquisitions of Mironov and Karpovtsev also hold a warm spot in my heart.


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 Post subject: Re: NHL Offseason
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I'll touch a thousand burning stovetops before I touch the Luongo contract. I'm especially loath to do so if the CBA is going to make it harder to play Hide The Bad Paper like the poor teams want it to.

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 Post subject: Re: NHL Offseason
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:33 pm 
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Regardless of how the CBA turns out, hiding 6 years of bad money seems like a real trick.

A little known fact about Stan Bowman: he's a ...... Magician

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 Post subject: Re: NHL Offseason
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The Rusty Olesz trick didn't really wow me.

"The Rusty Olesz trick" sounds uncomfortably prurient, by the way.

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 Post subject: Re: NHL Offseason
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I'll touch a thousand burning stovetops before I touch the Luongo contract. I'm especially loath to do so if the CBA is going to make it harder to play Hide The Bad Paper like the poor teams want it to.

I didn't even imagine that the hawks could just wish away Huets money to Europa, guess its best to not tempt fate twice

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 Post subject: Re: NHL Offseason
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Shea Weber agrees to offer sheet with Philadelphia. 14 years, upwards of $100 mil. Preds have 7 days to match

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 Post subject: Re: NHL Offseason
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 Post subject: Re: NHL Offseason
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:shock: In essence, Philadelphia is trading 4 low first-rounder picks for Shea Weber. Good move.


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 Post subject: Re: NHL Offseason
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Weber's looking at spending the next 14 years in either Philadelphia or Nashville. $100 large is just the tip of the iceberg if I were making demands. I guess it could be worse, he could be in Columbus.

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 Post subject: Re: NHL Offseason
PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 7:19 am 
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Yea, 14 years in either market sounds :puker: The long term is crazy but maybe he is banking on a salary rollback or term limits being implemented. Whatever floats his boat but I'd rather waste this year in Nashville and then become an UFA next year. Even if something like 5-year contract limits get implemented he'd become an UFA again when he's 31-32 and make bank again.


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 Post subject: Re: NHL Offseason
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Don't know how Nashville will be able to afford Weber's contract the way Philly structured it. The small opening in Nashville's championship window should officially be shut and locked for the next couple of years:
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Seasons five and six (2016-18): $4 million in salary, $8 million in signing bonuses

Seasons seven to 10 (2018-22): $6 million in salary

Season 11 (2022-23): $3 million in salary

Seasons 12 to 14: (2023-26): $1 million in salary



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 Post subject: Re: NHL Offseason
PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:26 am 
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Barry Trotz is cyring into a bucket of KFC right now.

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 Post subject: Re: NHL Offseason
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I really home Nashville comes up with a way to make it work. Nashville is a great town and it's nice to have them be relevant in the NHL. Also, fuck Philadelphia.

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 Post subject: Re: NHL Offseason
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I guess it could be worse, he could be in Columbus.

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 Post subject: Re: NHL Offseason
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Barry Trotz is cyring into a bucket of KFC right now.

And he is still missing a neck.


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 Post subject: Re: NHL Offseason
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Nashville is a great town and it's nice to have them be relevant in the NHL.

No it isn't. AHL crowds, AHL arena, horrible lowest-common-denominator playing style that's helping to ruin the league all over again. I'd prefer that they not exist.

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Yea, 14 years in either market sounds :puker:

The only thing that's more attractive about Nashville is that nobody will recognize you or hold you to any modicum of a performance standard because the people who do know you are just so gawsh durn happy to have a team. That appeals to people who suck. Me, I'd rather go for the high stakes in Philadelphia, with the promise of endorsement deals and the kind of hockey immortality that the Flyers can give you.

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Whatever floats his boat but I'd rather waste this year in Nashville and then become an UFA next year. Even if something like 5-year contract limits get implemented he'd become an UFA again when he's 31-32 and make bank again.

I'm sure existing contracts would be grandfathered in.

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Whatever floats his boat but I'd rather waste this year in Nashville and then become an UFA next year. Even if something like 5-year contract limits get implemented he'd become an UFA again when he's 31-32 and make bank again.

I'm sure existing contracts would be grandfathered in.


I posted before knowing the details of the offer sheet but signing bonuses would not be affected if the new CBA included a salary rollback. So no matter what Shea Weber is gonna be a rich man.


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 Post subject: Re: NHL Offseason
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Nashville is a great town and it's nice to have them be relevant in the NHL.

No it isn't. AHL crowds, AHL arena, horrible lowest-common-denominator playing style that's helping to ruin the league all over again. I'd prefer that they not exist.


Teams that play Nashville's style will always exist as long as the NHL has as many teams as it does. Nashville as a city is a fun time the few times I've been there.

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 Post subject: Re: NHL Offseason
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I'm with Curious on this one, fuck Nashville. They deserve to suck for making no effort to play hockey over the course of their existence. I hope they die in a fire.

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