Tank Johnson doesn't have a statue, but his monument already exists: Cook County Jail.

there are some great suggestions so far here, im glad i started this thread. if this talk gets revisited today, they'd better pull some ideas for here cuz a dozen or so have made me crack up

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A giant, indestructible piggy bank for Bill Wirtz.

Don't forget the lifetime contract for your liquor distributor TM!

there are some really funny ones.

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Doug Buffone lying partially unconscious in an ambulance headed for a hospital head injury ward.

After it happens put a statue of Bill Wirtz's tombstone right outside the United Center to commerate the greatest moment in Blackhawks history.

chet with his pants down

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Lou Piniella looking into a mirror and seeing the reflection of Dusty Baker.

Ozzie Guillen looking into a mirror and seeing the reflection of Mike North.

Rex Grossman looking into a mirror and seeing the reflection of the unemployment line.

A statue of Tom Waddle in a BEARS uni with a removable/swivel head.

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“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”

Jim Harbaugh (picking at his herpes scab)

Brant Brown (dropping a fly ball)

Michael McCaskey (getting spanked by his mom)

Kordell Stewart (getting sacked)

Doug Collins (pulling his locks out, mouth agape)

Todd Hundley (swinging and missing)

LeTroy Hawkins (looking at a ball sailing over his left shoulder)

Devin Hester perplexedly "reading" instructions for how to put on a football helmet.

David Wells with a bottle of rum, a sack of white castle sliders, and a jar of pickle juice for the hangover.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

The Heckler might be the inspiration:

Peanut:

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“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”

In light of Doug Buffone's fondness for May-November romances, a statue of Uncle Fuzzy violating a Catholic school girl seems appropriate.

Ben Wallace bending over with a smile on his face as Chauncy Billups approaches from the rear.

A Michael Jordan group orgy.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Alternately, Jordan gazing upon a map of the U.S. with a satisfied look on his face because he "likes to know where things are".

Erik Kramer with a goofy grin on his face after pissing down his pants leg.

-Lamar Hoyt with a burrito(for real) on his stomach

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WALK OFF HOMER!

the '01 bears defense getting in john shoop's face

todd hundley with a giant smile on his face and holding a burlap sack with a dollar sign on it

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Prior signing a scale replica of Wrigley Field.

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Terry Boers, sans pants ( of course ), with the remote in one hand, and himself in the other.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

"Mac standing poised on one foot" as he steps out of the Zubaz he had to throw away after eating at Beefaroo.

[quote="Stadium Paul"]
Portable Cusack and Belushi statues for any Chicago Teams Playoff runs

A statue of a waitress staring at a big zero on a check as Pippen walks away

rex grossman throwing a ball through a "big zero"

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