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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: What to do when....

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:21 am

Joined: Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:05 pm
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pizza_Place: Lina's Pizza

... you shart your pants. Wash or toss?

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: What to do when....

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:22 am

Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm
Posts: 57244

Kick back and enjoy it

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: What to do when....

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:22 am

Joined: Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:05 am
Posts: 28664
pizza_Place: Clamburger's

Terry's Peeps wrote:

... you shart your pants. Wash or toss?

Im assuming you are currently in this predicament as we speak. Possibly in a theater restroom, or maybe just stepping off the dance floor with shart rolling down your pant leg...

Toss em out.

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Chilli Palmer

Post subject: Re: What to do when....

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:24 am

Joined: Fri May 30, 2008 4:12 pm
Posts: 1388
Location: Merrionette Park
pizza_Place: Nick&Vito's

First clean ass. Then toss.

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: What to do when....

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 1:18 am

Joined: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:23 pm
Posts: 16779
pizza_Place: Little Caesar's

Warsh.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: What to do when....

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 1:32 am

Joined: Thu May 28, 2009 11:10 am
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Location: Rock Ridge (splendid!)
pizza_Place: Charlie Fox's / Paisano's

Dope .... if you hadn't been wearing pants in the first place, it'd be a lot easier to choose.

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Dewskie

Post subject: Re: What to do when....

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 1:53 am

Joined: Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:06 pm
Posts: 2202
Location: Champaign, IL
pizza_Place: Palermo's 95th

Find some bread and take a chance.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: What to do when....

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 2:21 am

Joined: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:17 am
Posts: 72380
Location: Palatine
pizza_Place: Lou Malnatis

Misjudge a fart? That's rough.

Toss. Unless you are poor. Than wash.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: What to do when....

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 7:46 am

Joined: Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:29 pm
Posts: 34795
pizza_Place: Al's Pizza

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: What to do when....

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:51 am

Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm
Posts: 40983
Location: Chicago
pizza_Place: Lou Malanati's

It DEPENDS

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