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 Post subject: Varsity Blues
PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:23 pm 
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Mrs. Davis, would you go ta prom wit me?

Spawned from the bad movies thread. I don't know many people that didn't enjoy this awful movie.

If I can find it tomorrow, I'll take a picture of my IM jersey with TWEETER on the back.

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 Post subject: Re: Varsity Blues
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Ladies, shut up and hold on to your nipples!

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 Post subject: Re: Varsity Blues
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Dan Bernstein wrote:
THEY...WANTED....TO...TAKE...THAT...STATUE...DOWN....

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Listen. You give 'em a Percocet, two Vicodin and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It's very nice.

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Say I'm stupid and I'm about to get hit in the nuts.

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Drop In wrote:
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THEY...WANTED....TO...TAKE...THAT...STATUE...DOWN....

:lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Varsity Blues
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It's a strip club, man. I'm here to work!

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Whenever I'd walk out to sun on a hangover Sunday, we'd say "sonofa Varsity Blues." Similar to when they walked out of the strip club, in case Krazy Ivan needed the bit explained.

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 Post subject: Re: Varsity Blues
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Damn, the dude that played Billy Bob has lost a TON of weight

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 Post subject: Re: Varsity Blues
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I hate each and every one of you. I'm now watching Varsity Blues. Real hate.

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I.Don't.Want.Your.Life.

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Urlacher's missing neck
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 Post subject: Re: Varsity Blues
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Tweeder is one of my favorite movies characters of all time.

Good moonin, boys! Good moonin! I have been up since the crack of dawn and I had to *ass* you a question.

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RFDC wrote:
Tweeder is one of my favorite movies characters of all time.

Good moonin, boys! Good moonin! I have been up since the crack of dawn and I had to *ass* you a question.


Do you think you're gonna like prison? Wait, what? What the fuck is that? RFDC is correct. I haven't found the jersey, but it is TWEEDER.

I love that dog. I think it's a pig. Yep.

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 Post subject: Re: Varsity Blues
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He picked Amy Smart over that.

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 Post subject: Re: Varsity Blues
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
He picked Amy Smart over that.

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Maybe she gave better head?

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conns7901 wrote:
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 Post subject: Re: Varsity Blues
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conns7901 wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
He picked Amy Smart over that.

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Maybe she gave better head?


Ali Larter fucked Lance on the washing machine.

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 Post subject: Re: Varsity Blues
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True Story here: I had a girlfriend do that same thing for me one time. Problem was I was drunk and she had to send someone to the elevator to pick me up as she lived in an all girls dorm AND none of the whip cream stayed on her by the time I got to the room. I give her an A for effort though. By the time I got there she was a sticky mess(hey hey) so I told her to go shower. I passed out and woke up later on that night to her pissed off at me. Sluts.

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
By the time I got there she was a sticky mess(hey hey) so I told her to go shower. I passed out and woke up later on that night to her pissed off at me. Sluts.


:lol: You wasted that opportunity...

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 Post subject: Re: Varsity Blues
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This thread is already amazing.

I'm gonna git fucked up. Yep. I'm gonna git fucked up.

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 Post subject: Re: Varsity Blues
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RFDC wrote:
Chris_in_joliet wrote:
By the time I got there she was a sticky mess(hey hey) so I told her to go shower. I passed out and woke up later on that night to her pissed off at me. Sluts.


:lol: You wasted that opportunity...




:cry: Sadly yes. Not the first or last time I got too drunk for sex with the same girl.

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Drop In wrote:
This thread is already amazing.

I'm gonna git fucked up. Yep. I'm gonna git fucked up.


They put them wieners on the glass at the Alano Club, while the ladies were rehearsing the Christmas pageant.

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 Post subject: Re: Varsity Blues
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I'm a good boy. I've always been good. What's my upside to being good? [looks at a box of condoms] I'm 18 years old. It's not like I'm married to her. She invited me over. I'm just being polite, right Kyle? Kyle?

I only answer to one name. Ali-Actabaor-Shabaz-Da.

That's a bunch of names.

There is only one God. All praise and honor be to Allah.

Yeah. Well, would Allah nail Darcy if he had the chance? I think so.

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
RFDC wrote:
Chris_in_joliet wrote:
By the time I got there she was a sticky mess(hey hey) so I told her to go shower. I passed out and woke up later on that night to her pissed off at me. Sluts.


:lol: You wasted that opportunity...




:cry: Sadly yes. Not the first or last time I got too drunk for sex with the same girl.

It makes me wonder if you know the different between a sneeze and a wet fart!

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Listen. You give 'em a Percocet, two Vicodin and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It's very nice.

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Listen. You give 'em a Percocet, two Vicodin and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It's very nice.


It's REEEAAALLL NIIIIICEEEEE.

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