Figured everybody has seen a big black dildo at one time or another. My bad.

I thought me and Peeps had the market cornered on message board homoerotica. You're the master though. I have a lot to learn, KS. Teach me.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Or just do something you NEVER do that she does around the house.

I'm not hard to top.

I've topped you many times actually.


^^^^^^^^^

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Me and Mr. Reason ran the same bit this weekend.

I'm not afraid to go back and start at the bottom.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

I'm tired of having my comedy bits stepped on.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

The laugh smiley to your own post is the equivalent of liking your own status, Jack Bauer...

Ok, in all seriousness, and being the lover that I am, how 'bout:

1. Second Honeymoon
2. Reaffirming your vows
3. Buy her a rose every day. Buy a rose bush - cheaper in the long run.
4. Watch Lifetime more often
5. The ecstasy pills will in fact work wonders. However, be careful to read the instructions first.
6. Read and re-read articles about the G spot.



Let me know if you're into voyeurism. I have a seperate list for that kind of thing.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Ok, in all seriousness, and being the lover that I am, how 'bout:

1. Second Honeymoon
2. Reaffirming your vows
3. Buy her a rose every day. Buy a rose bush - cheaper in the long run.
4. Watch Lifetime more often
5. The ecstasy pills will in fact work wonders. However, be careful to read the instructions first.
6. Read and re-read articles about the G spot.

Remember the color of her eye. If she has two, that means both of them. Also, try to surprise once or twice a week by coming home sober.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

You could adopt me. I would be Keeping Cairo.

That being said, get her a 50 Shades book. She should theoretically want to fuck more often.

Hatchet, a 6 foot burrito will not win your wife's heart.


Hank, where do you get one of those?

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

What is that book about? I heard about it and it was a big deal, but I (obviously) haven't read it.

What is that book about? I heard about it and it was a big deal, but I (obviously) haven't read it.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.