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Hawg Ass
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Preach it Ralph, preach it!!!


KS - :lol: Welcome back!!

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My keys to a long marriage:
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uh, that's about all I can come up with.

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Frank Coztansa
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Hank Scorpio
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Edible Arrangements is kind of cool. If she likes fruits.


Well wouldnt she have to.

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Keeping Score wrote:
Edible Arrangements is kind of cool. If she likes fruits.
If? She's been married to Hatchetman for 18+ years.

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Terry's Peeps
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Be like that kid.


I sent you that in confidence. Way to put my kid on this fucking place.

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You goddamn little punk....

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Fucking Germans....

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Let me know if you're into voyeurism. I have a seperate list for that kind of thing.


A couples retreat to wisconsin, standing outside KS bathroom window while he slaps it has worked wonders on several marriages

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Edible Arrangements is kind of cool. If she likes fruits.

Clearly she does -she married him, after all.

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Nope,not going to seriously answer this. No fucking way.

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Nope,not going to seriously answer this. No fucking way.

I'm absolutely not being funny here, but I would really like to hear your honest thoughts.

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I'm pretty close to Timber Rattler Stadium. I cheat and use the radio and if I time it just right, the second a Rattler hits a home run, fans erupt. And so do I. Couples love it!!

I'd be honored if you videotaped me and my girl.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
I'd be honored if you videotaped me and my girl.
its never too late...

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Hawg Ass
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Keeping Score wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Keeping Score wrote:

Let me know if you're into voyeurism. I have a seperate list for that kind of thing.


A couples retreat to wisconsin, standing outside KS bathroom window while he slaps it has worked wonders on several marriages




I'm pretty close to Timber Rattler Stadium. I cheat and use the radio and if I time it just right, the second a Rattler hits a home run, fans erupt. And so do I. Couples love it!!

I am going to drive thru the neighborhoods up there with a megaphone and yell out where does KS leave? I'll find ya, coming up there in a couple of weeks for a game.

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I typically try my best to follow a very simple rule:

You've found someone who has agreed to put up with your shit in a legally-binding manner. Don't fuck up.

I figure I'm at about a 89% success rate early on.
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
I'd be honored if you videotaped me and my girl.
its never too late...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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That is true, Ugie. If you love somebody, set them free. If someone loves you, don't fuck up.

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Don't embarrass her. Clean the damn house.


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Don't embarrass her. Clean the damn house.


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I cant stop from embarassing myself, what hope does she have?

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Hank Scorpio
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:lol: :lol:

No, I am just hijacking the thread because I am bored.

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
Nope,not going to seriously answer this. No fucking way.

I'm absolutely not being funny here, but I would really like to hear your honest thoughts.



My wife loves the little things in life(save the comments) so I try and do those little things as much as possible. She has a favorite candy that they sell really cheap at Menards so anytime I go up there for something for myself, I try and pick her up a box or two of them. Flowers for no reason are another sure fire way to put on a smile on her face. Cleaning the house the day before she was planning on cleaning it so she can spend her day off lounging around watching TV is always a winner as well. Be the designated driver every so often so she can go out and not feel like she's just sitting there watching me drink all the time. Small stuff like this costs little to no money and makes her as happy and appreciative of me as I am of her.


A happy wife is a happy life.

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I'm gonna try really hard to contain myself.

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Sure it doesn't cost any money, but can you really put a monetary value on a jar with your own testicles in it? :P

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I'm gonna try really hard to contain myself.



I really really dislike you.

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
Nope,not going to seriously answer this. No fucking way.

I'm absolutely not being funny here, but I would really like to hear your honest thoughts.



My wife loves the little things in life(save the comments) so I try and do those little things as much as possible. She has a favorite candy that they sell really cheap at Menards so anytime I go up there for something for myself, I try and pick her up a box or two of them. Flowers for no reason are another sure fire way to put on a smile on her face. Cleaning the house the day before she was planning on cleaning it so she can spend her day off lounging around watching TV is always a winner as well. Be the designated driver every so often so she can go out and not feel like she's just sitting there watching me drink all the time. Small stuff like this costs little to no money and makes her as happy and appreciative of me as I am of her.


A happy wife is a happy life.

Thanks for answering. And I agree with all of that.

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yea DO NOT embarrass yourself :oops:
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Well Mcbrides I kinda of did that with my girl.

What do you do when she tells you stuff, and you tell another person because you needed somebody to talk too about her and hurts her that you told somebody else?

It was about a month ago, before we really started to heat up, but it came up over the weekend, and I couldn't lie to her, so we had a mini-date Saturday and talked Sunday, then I got a text Sunday night that said she was hurt I told somebody.

I don't know if this goes here, but it is to show a person that you care about them.
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